Bloodjak

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A Bloodjak is a rare soyjak variant drawn using human blood.
History
[edit | edit source]The first bloodjak was posted on October 31, 2022[1] on the 'ru by YaroslavTV (YaroslavTV), being the blood Nojak video featured below. It immediately gained a negative reaction, evidenced by the comments. A still[2] from the video[May also be a photo taken after recording] was posted separately later that day by lifesucksthenyoudie (YaroslavTV)
The Wholesome Soyjak instace was posted on April 9, 2023[3].
The original video was reuploaded with minor differences on a now lost /soy/ thread on October 9, 2024 (shown below)[no screenshots or archives at hand, only the file].
The most recent iteration was posted on July 26, 2026[4] by User:Uncle_Spaghettio (Uncle_Spaghettio) and seems to be a repost of an image by Iwaju (User:Iwaju), possiby from der 'cord.
Appearence
[edit | edit source]The main known instances are drawings done with a brush on white paper.
Two variants are clear renditions of Nojak and Wholesome Soyjak
The Nojak variant appears less detailed than the original Nojak, lacks shoulder lines and has a simpler, elongated head shape. It replicates the expression faithfully, doe. His stubble is less pronounced and only covers the edges of his jawline and the small space under his nose.
The Wholesome Soyjak variant has wider and rounder features than the original. His head appears to be slightly squished, while his nose ridge is thickened.
Bloodjaks have no major deviations from the classic definition of a soyjak, therefore can be considered IAS.
Further evaluation is needed to determine it's place on the mineral rating system. Although the need to cut yourself to create one puts it dangerously close to coal.
Iwaju
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A currently 'nished underaged namefag from the 'ru called Iwaju used to post drawings of soyjaks made with his own blood. He was notably obsessed with cutting himself and would blogpost about it as well. He was also 'oxed multiple times o algo.
His drawings are of lower quality than the initial Bloodjak, presumably because they were done with one hand. He is the author of the most recent cryboy bloodjak variant, which looks competely distorted but retains some IAS characteristics. Due to the circumcstances of it's creation and quality, it can be considered brimstone.
Gallery
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Nojak variant
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Wholesome Soyjak variant
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Cryboy variant
See also
[edit | edit source]- Shitjak - brotherly variant.
- Niggerhell - where ideas for things like this come from.




