Shitjak

>Though maybe you were looking for Shirtjak or Poopson?

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Shitjak is a DEAD VARIANT, GOOD!This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
(You) will make NO ATTEMPT at reviving this variant.

SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card (You) see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper!

A crying shitjak.

Shitjaks are rare soyjak variants made out of human feces.

Origins

Shitjaks originated as a reply on /qa/. soyjak.party had an entire thread of one person posting their shitjaks. Reactions to shitjaks on soyjak.party were divided, ranging from begging OP to take meds, to praise for OP's artistic talents and labelling the post a gem.

audio related to shitjak

The shitjak artist on soyjak.party, identifying himself as "Sean", has encouraged others to create their own shitjaks, describing the process of creating them as "liberat[ing]", making the creator feel "FREE". The process used by the shitjak artist purportedly involves smearing fecal matter on a canvas, applying pressure to it, then mixing in water or urine. This initial step creates a substance similar in consistency to paint, which can then be used to create the art itself.

A plier shitjak.

They might be the real Poopson doe

Video

Several posters questioned the authenticity of the drawings, suggesting that they were actually made using chocolate as paint. This prompted OP to make a video showing each step of the creation process.

The Swede himself, the man who invented soyjaks, praised the video on it’s Soyjak Wiki talk page by calling it a gem.

See also

• Poop
• Scat

Snopes

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