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Shitjak

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>Though maybe you were looking for Poopson?
Shitjak is a DEAD VARIANT

This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
Only (You) can revive it, soyteen.

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>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka SAAR! This train collision was caused by Pakistanis
Don't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

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A crying shitjak.

Shitjaks are rare soyjak variants made out of human feces.

Origins[edit | edit source]

Shitjaks originated as a reply on /qa/. [1] soyjak.party had an entire thread of one person posting their shitjaks. [2] Reactions to shitjaks on soyjak.party were divided, ranging from begging OP to take meds, [3] [4] [5] to praise for OP's artistic talents and labelling the post a gem. [6] [7] [8]

The shitjak artist on soyjak.party, identifying himself as "Sean", has encouraged others to create their own shitjaks, describing the process of creating them as "liberat[ing]", making the creator feel "FREE". [9] The process used by the shitjak artist purportedly involves smearing fecal matter on a canvas, applying pressure to it, then mixing in water or urine. This initial step creates a substance similar in consistency to paint, which can then be used to create the art itself. [10]

A plier shitjak.

They might be the real Poopson doe

Video[edit | edit source]

Several posters questioned the authenticity of the drawings, suggesting that they were actually made using chocolate as paint. This prompted OP to make a video showing each step of the creation process. [11]

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4187492/#q4187649
  2. ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD
  3. ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72819
  4. ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72833
  5. ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72942
  6. ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72869
  7. ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q72930
  8. ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q73257
  9. ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q74152
  10. ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q74156
  11. ↑ https://archive.ph/icYYD#q77094
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