Caveman
A caveman is a primitive human being who lived during the Stone Age and still probably happier than you. He was best known for whacking wooly mammoths with clubs and living to 28. Whenever he wasn't spending time bashing rocks together and wrestling dinosaurs, he would voice his opinions on certain soyjak.party administrators.
Cavemen are also known for their struggle to speak plainly and simply. You may assume that this is because they are ESL, however the English language wasn't even developed until the 5th century, so he is actually Gruntlish First Language.[Marge...]
He has a cousin who has a recorded IQ of -50 that doesn't want to write a little despite using a wiki. He loves stimming by swapping colored headers over and over with 0 neurons fired and his solution is to "jannie-lock" every single page on this very wiki (whatever that means). Actually, he doesn't even know how to sign a talk page or create a section header.
Cavemen ate the PENISES of their fallen enemies to "gain their virility" or booga.
In relation to cavewomen, they tended to be either extremely sexist - violently seizing women whenever they wanted them - or were otherwise (quite literally) longhoused and deferred to cavewomen's decisionmaking on domestic and family affairs.
They were genocidally racist to Neanderthals and Denisovans, exterminating them over the course of tens of thousands of years and establishing Homo sapiens as the sole species of humanity.
