Ş̷̡̛̟͔̲̼͍̮̹̖̻͎͈͈͕̥͔̖̹͈̱̭͕̯̫͔̰͓̬̠̤̺̞̦͉̜̖̼̟̬͙͙̋͑̈́͌̉̋́̕͝c̸̨̛͎͔͕͈͚̾̒̅̎́̈́͂̅́̐́̉̌͛̈́̎̀̆̾̿̌̑̑͆͐̀̏̑̽̋̚̕̕̕ͅh̴̢͕̝̹͖̗̼̲̤̩̝̗͖͖̠͈͔̙̳̬͚̞̱̽̊̂̎̀̅͆̇̓͊͜ĩ̶̢̡̛̩̹͎͚͑̉̈́̇̏̒̎̄͂̀̄̈́̏͗̕͘z̴̛̝̯͇͕̼̠̙̱͔͓̘͇̤̹̀͂͌͒̽͑́͒͑͂̌̽̑̉̏͘̕͝͠ơ̶̡̡̛͎͇̫̤͍͉̺̯̞̝͍͕̥͕̱͇̟̯̫̐̄̄̒̓͋̑̈́͐͒͐̾̓́͑͐̆͂̉̋̀̆̆̇̅̿͛̊̋́̾̓̓̈́͐̽͊͌͑͂͂̕̕͘̕̚̚͜͝ͅp̷̡̧̡̳͔͇͕͇̼͇̤͖̬͈͉̰̹͔͖͕̫͎̟̫̻̣̯̹̯̣̯͓̜̳̯͇̫͓̬͉̱͍͓̖̈́͛̓̈͐̀̑̑̅̒̓͛̒̀̽̋̚̕͜͝ͅḧ̶̛̛̠̬̰̟̙̪͕͙̤́̿̌̔̾͒͌̃͊͗͊͌̈̾̀́̿͊̀̚͘͝͠͝ͅr̵̨̭̪͎̝̔̐̿͋̌͝ệ̶̲̘̏̓͌̇̓̒̾̾͒̈́̉̂͋̉̅̂͌̓͑̈́̚̕̕͝͝n̴̟̑i̸̧̟̬̺͇̩̘̥̳̜̤̳̟͍̫̊̈́̐̋̆̅̀́͂̈́̋̈́̏̄̇͊́͑͌͛͛̋̏̎̊͌̾͆̔̉̐̍̚̕͝͠͠ä̶̧̩̳̗̭̬̰̤̬͓̖̖̭̗̞̹̝̗̮͖͓͈̥̝͔̤̘͈̳̻́͗̈́̔̂̾̓̈́̀́̌̆͑̈̓̔̒̓̓̌̔̋͛͂̀̍̂̐̈̏̈́͗̐̑͒̕̕̚͠͝The colourjak genocide .Ş̷̡̛̟͔̲̼͍̮̹̖̻͎͈͈͕̥͔̖̹͈̱̭͕̯̫͔̰͓̬̠̤̺̞̦͉̜̖̼̟̬͙͙̋͑̈́͌̉̋́̕͝c̸̨̛͎͔͕͈͚̾̒̅̎́̈́͂̅́̐́̉̌͛̈́̎̀̆̾̿̌̑̑͆͐̀̏̑̽̋̚̕̕̕ͅh̴̢͕̝̹͖̗̼̲̤̩̝̗͖͖̠͈͔̙̳̬͚̞̱̽̊̂̎̀̅͆̇̓͊͜ĩ̶̢̡̛̩̹͎͚͑̉̈́̇̏̒̎̄͂̀̄̈́̏͗̕͘z̴̛̝̯͇͕̼̠̙̱͔͓̘͇̤̹̀͂͌͒̽͑́͒͑͂̌̽̑̉̏͘̕͝͠ơ̶̡̡̛͎͇̫̤͍͉̺̯̞̝͍͕̥͕̱͇̟̯̫̐̄̄̒̓͋̑̈́͐͒͐̾̓́͑͐̆͂̉̋̀̆̆̇̅̿͛̊̋́̾̓̓̈́͐̽͊͌͑͂͂̕̕͘̕̚̚͜͝ͅp̷̡̧̡̳͔͇͕͇̼͇̤͖̬͈͉̰̹͔͖͕̫͎̟̫̻̣̯̹̯̣̯͓̜̳̯͇̫͓̬͉̱͍͓̖̈́͛̓̈͐̀̑̑̅̒̓͛̒̀̽̋̚̕͜͝ͅḧ̶̛̛̠̬̰̟̙̪͕͙̤́̿̌̔̾͒͌̃͊͗͊͌̈̾̀́̿͊̀̚͘͝͠͝ͅr̵̨̭̪͎̝̔̐̿͋̌͝ệ̶̲̘̏̓͌̇̓̒̾̾͒̈́̉̂͋̉̅̂͌̓͑̈́̚̕̕͝͝n̴̟̑i̸̧̟̬̺͇̩̘̥̳̜̤̳̟͍̫̊̈́̐̋̆̅̀́͂̈́̋̈́̏̄̇͊́͑͌͛͛̋̏̎̊͌̾͆̔̉̐̍̚̕͝͠͠ä̶̧̩̳̗̭̬̰̤̬͓̖̖̭̗̞̹̝̗̮͖͓͈̥̝͔̤̘͈̳̻́͗̈́̔̂̾̓̈́̀́̌̆͑̈̓̔̒̓̓̌̔̋͛͂̀̍̂̐̈̏̈́͗̐̑͒̕̕̚͠͝
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[[List_of_songs#Gemmy_by_6ixϪhrembo_(Parody_of_Billy_by_6ix9ine)|The following is gem. gem gem gem gem gem. gem gem gem schizophrenia.]] The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
This page is a Tanzanite Trvthnvke.| Ş̷̡̛̟͔̲̼͍̮̹̖̻͎͈͈͕̥͔̖̹͈̱̭͕̯̫͔̰͓̬̠̤̺̞̦͉̜̖̼̟̬͙͙̋͑̈́͌̉̋́̕͝c̸̨̛͎͔͕͈͚̾̒̅̎́̈́͂̅́̐́̉̌͛̈́̎̀̆̾̿̌̑̑͆͐̀̏̑̽̋̚̕̕̕ͅh̴̢͕̝̹͖̗̼̲̤̩̝̗͖͖̠͈͔̙̳̬͚̞̱̽̊̂̎̀̅͆̇̓͊͜ĩ̶̢̡̛̩̹͎͚͑̉̈́̇̏̒̎̄͂̀̄̈́̏͗̕͘z̴̛̝̯͇͕̼̠̙̱͔͓̘͇̤̹̀͂͌͒̽͑́͒͑͂̌̽̑̉̏͘̕͝͠ơ̶̡̡̛͎͇̫̤͍͉̺̯̞̝͍͕̥͕̱͇̟̯̫̐̄̄̒̓͋̑̈́͐͒͐̾̓́͑͐̆͂̉̋̀̆̆̇̅̿͛̊̋́̾̓̓̈́͐̽͊͌͑͂͂̕̕͘̕̚̚͜͝ͅp̷̡̧̡̳͔͇͕͇̼͇̤͖̬͈͉̰̹͔͖͕̫͎̟̫̻̣̯̹̯̣̯͓̜̳̯͇̫͓̬͉̱͍͓̖̈́͛̓̈͐̀̑̑̅̒̓͛̒̀̽̋̚̕͜͝ͅḧ̶̛̛̠̬̰̟̙̪͕͙̤́̿̌̔̾͒͌̃͊͗͊͌̈̾̀́̿͊̀̚͘͝͠͝ͅr̵̨̭̪͎̝̔̐̿͋̌͝ệ̶̲̘̏̓͌̇̓̒̾̾͒̈́̉̂͋̉̅̂͌̓͑̈́̚̕̕͝͝n̴̟̑i̸̧̟̬̺͇̩̘̥̳̜̤̳̟͍̫̊̈́̐̋̆̅̀́͂̈́̋̈́̏̄̇͊́͑͌͛͛̋̏̎̊͌̾͆̔̉̐̍̚̕͝͠͠ä̶̧̩̳̗̭̬̰̤̬͓̖̖̭̗̞̹̝̗̮͖͓͈̥̝͔̤̘͈̳̻́͗̈́̔̂̾̓̈́̀́̌̆͑̈̓̔̒̓̓̌̔̋͛͂̀̍̂̐̈̏̈́͗̐̑͒̕̕̚͠͝ | |
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| Symptoms | Psoychosis, hallucinations, demonic possession, delusions, and erratic thinking |
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To be researched: what this is even about anymore Can (You) help us?
Moments leading up[edit | edit source]
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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
Most people don’t actually even remember this since glowies erased almost all knowledge of this happening
Fruitjaks are ██████ carbon ████████ that have sworn to ████████ ███████████ posted in the ‘arty and the ‘roo. They did ████████████ fail until the great ████████████████ glowie agents on the boards, with them spamming ███████████ █████████████ the gems in every thread imaginable.
First defences[edit | edit source]
Fruitjaks successfully removed ████████████████ from most threads, ████████████████████████ ████████. ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████████████ was seemingly tossed into oblivion.
Unrecorded Fruitjaks missing[edit | edit source]
Most Fruitjaks were turned into █wholesome colour jacks that ███████ post no█████ ████ brimstone instead ██ posing gems like a good little soyteen. █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████
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The information above are all schizo lies[edit | edit source]
We graciously took the time to edit the articles above to only show true Facui-approved soyiance based facts and logic. The “person” who wrote this was promplty mind wiped and turned into a super friendly glowie agent who only writes 100% super factual CIA approved articles now.
Fruitjaks never existed[edit | edit source]
Fruitjaks never existed. There was no genocide, no need to put down your delicious soy-based products to check if it’s real, because we already did the checking for you. Colourjaks were always there, and they were always 100% gemmy. You should go on the ‘tube and watch educational Colourjak videos like a good little soyteen. We recommend not ingesting any tinfoil slates whatsoever, and only eating your ready-made soy products.
Something hekkin wholesome to do instead[edit | edit source]
Instead of posting gems, why not delete all your files filled with gems and replace them with super funny brimstone (trust me it’s hilarious!!!). Everyone will appreciate you clogging up every thread with brimstone coal and probably give you an award or something. Make sure you also go to /pol/ afterwards and spam under every post mentioning a random middle eastern country like a good little soyteen. Make sure you also never ever use a VPN ever, or your friendly neighborhood agents won’t know where you live. Throw out every double A battery to be safe, and replace them with super duper triple A batteries. Taking your meds is also a good plan, and making your hike to the Facui memorial is also a good step.
