Carbon
Carbon is iron.The term Carbon refers to posts that are neither good nor poor in quality, but are instead perfectly neutral. The majority of soyjak.party posts end up in this category.
There is nothing inherently bad about being carbon, but it's not good either, seeing as carbon can be both a gem and coal simultaneously. Carbon is what makes a gem, but also coal!
It is used alongside "Iron", as they both mean the same thing.
Tragedy of the Carboner[edit | edit source]
The common Carboner is lukewarm, and easily forgotten. Unlike the Gemmer, the Carboner doesn't bring anything entertaining. He might even be considered a Coaler, if anyone gave a shit about him, since his uninteresting posts create more difficulty in finding gems. In fact, it is through spamming of Carbon that he becomes a Coaler. Yet, even in this phase, he is not memorable in his antics, so he remains forgotten. It is certainly better to be the Gemmer.
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