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Fruitjak
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Fruit Soyjaks or Fruitjaks is a trend of soyjaks with items on their head. They have an ancient rivalry with the bug wearing soyjaks. In the past, many users (or one schizo) had turned against pineapple soyjaks and started harassing them and acting like Lee towards them, other users called them pineapple.partytourists, as well as the misspelled word "tourisy" for an unknown reason, this treatment had begun to happen to other fruitjaks as well much to their confusion and dismay. What crime against humanity Fruit Soyjaks had committed is currently unknown, although some say they were used by /s4s/, but there is no peer reviewed study of this.
They are the spiritual ancestors of spadesons those heckin' incomprehensible colorjak caca edits
Sexual attraction[edit | edit source]
Fruitjaks are well-regarded in the soy community for being exceptionally attractive soyjaks. From an evolutionary prospective, scientists believe that human males associate fruit on a soyjak's head with abundence, fertility, good health, plenty, etc.
The pineapple variant (pinejak or "slutjak") specifically has gained attention from a particularly deranged fag often accompanied by notorious images too suggestive to directly document on this purified Science wiki. Not anymore
Indeed only one man in recorded soy history has ever managed to surpass the gay lust of a pinejak.
Fruitjak Copypastas[edit | edit source]
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This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
SKIBBITY BOP BOP & Sneed[edit | edit source]
Oh behave! This 'jak's really not pulling any punches when it comes to his "habit". Yes yes, oh my. Yes! Yes! Yes! This 'jak shakes what his momma gave him! Nothing wrong with a little junk in the "trunk". Shake that bubble butt! Oh my! This 'jak doesn't "burn any bridges" does he! He'll "present" for any cock he deems fit to pump him full of "seed". Sneed's Feed and Seed! This 'jak is "fucking and sucking" all of the opposing nutjaks raiding the ridge. Oh my, he's nuts!
Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!
SKIBBITY BOP BOP! THIS 'JAK IS A HARLOT! A HUSSY! A SLUT! A WHORE!
Great Scott, he's faster than Usain Bolt! But he's not running in the Olympics, he's running after those dick pics! Yes yes, I wiretapped his phone. Slutjak over here has hundreds, no, THOUSANDS, of pictures of other fruitjak's crotch areas! Happy Halloween! What a collector he is! His moist bussy has truly "been around" yes it has!
Pinejak's been a slutjak for as long as soidueling has existed. He felt something change inside of him when he was defended by a bigger, stronger fruitjak. SOOOO WEEEE does he love when a big strong man "takes charge". He needs a big strong man like me. MUSH MUSH MUSH! Run to me, Pinejak! Into my arms! No! You're jumping into... Watermelonjak's arms? Oh but of course, I should've expected this. This 'jak's lust for cock is far too powerful for commitment. And here I was, with a 24 carat gem wedding ring. Alls well that ends well, I guess.
Zoo-wee Mama[edit | edit source]
What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.
Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.
Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful!
Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless!
What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks.
Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!
Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
I Want to Fuck This Soijak[edit | edit source]
UH-OH slutjak coming through!
I want to fuck this Soijak. I want to ram his boypussy with my meaty cock. Look at that face he's making. That raised eyebrow, that open mouth, that eye roll. He's a whore and he knows it. This bitchy look on his face combined with the ridiculous pineapple on his head only makes him hotter to me. He's the kind of guy that'll let you fuck him all day, all night, all month if you wanted. He's not even wearing a clothes. Because he's a slut. A slutjak. I imagine him wearing a thong, which would only add to his silly harlot identity and give my dick easier access to his asshole. Just look at him, he wants dick. And he wants it bad. Lookie here! It's Pinejak "Slutjak" Soijak, ready to slut up the place with his bussy! Holy toledo, does this guy love a big dick. I saw him taking on, not one, but two applejaks by the ridge yesterday. Goodness gracious, talk about a whore. I caught a glimpse of those shaved legs, I bet he shaves "down there" too if you catch my drift! Probably has a piercing or two on the ol' nip nips! Oh my! Ooo la la, this 'jak's "in the mood" if you catch my drift. Those are some serious fuck-me eyes, yes they are! Pinejak's got a look that says "I'm in heat", and who am I to deny him pleasure? My my my, that raised eyebrow is doing things to me. He's teasing me, beckoning me. Yes yes, this 'jak is a total brad in bed! He loves to "command" his partner on what to do, but he always loses his composure when that g-spot of his is tickled just right. Lordy lord, is that a thong I see? Thigh highs? Well well well boys, we're dealing with a grade-A slutjak right here, yes we are! I see no hair peeking out from that thong, no-sir-ree! This 'jak shaves "down there" alright! Come over here, Pinejak, you're overdue for a dick appointment! Lord! This 'jak's got "no chill". He's eyeing all the other fruitjaks in the crotch area tactically determining their penis sizes.
Humina Humina![edit | edit source]
OH LORDY LORDY LORD HUMINA HUMINA! THIS IS THE FINEST PIECE OF ASS I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON! Look at this slutty, cum guzzling, dick-loving whorejak. His bussy is in need of a good fucking! My my, look at this soijak. He definitely keeps "down there" shaved alright. Pinejak's a sissy slut. Slutty sissyjak. A Sissy Slutjak. He knows it. He owns it. and he loves putting a variety of dildos up his shaved butthole. I want to make this 'jak my cum slave Read that look in his eyes. "BDSM" they scream! Naughty naughty, Pinejak. Very Naughty indeed! Yes yes, you all know the news by now. Pinejak is a slutjak, and he's proud of it. Loud and proud he is indeed! Screaming from the ridge tops for cock, letting any old fruitjak ravage his plentiful and tight bussy. How he manages to keep that thing with its "gorilla grip" is a mystery to me. Goodness gracious! He's eyeing me??? Could I be his next "hookup"? Zoinks, I'm excited! Hold the phone. I'm not a religious man, but I can tell this 'jak's got lust, and a lot of it. He's moaning under his breath, yes, yes, yes. I hear it . "Dick... Dick..." Bing bang boom! He's a slutjak alright, and his lust is turning him into a cock-craving zombie! Look at him, crawling on the ridge in that thong, but up in the air, ready to be pillaged by any approaching fruitjak. Oh dear, I see one now. GOOD LORD! He took the whole nine inches with no problem! Pack it up boys, this slutjak's going to be cumming buckets tonight! There's nothing Pinejak wants more than a strong, hard cock in his ass. He's always thinking about it, his gorilla grip bussy clenching DOWN on a big strong cock from a bigger and stronger fruitjak. Captain O' my captain! This 'jak's moans scare away any opposing forces away with the ridge. His raw sexual appetite is so strong that a foolish onlooker would think that he's a hungry coyote! Mayday, mayday! Pinejak is about to have an "Orgasm"! He is "making his O face"! Time to skedaddle!
ZOOOM![edit | edit source]
>*ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Whoa! What was that?
Did anyone wrote down the license plate?
Wait a minute, I think I can see it!
Oh, there it is! It's pinejak running! My, my, look at him go! I can't help but wonder where he's going!
Oh, of course! He is eager to get his daily dose of butt sex! Make way, folks!
I can only imagine how hard his veiny and throbbing cock is by the mere thought of having his moist arse being fucked when he arrives at his destination! Godspeed, fruitjak! View
Lustful Face[edit | edit source]
OH MY WHAT A LUSTFUL FACE! This 'jak is dressed to the nines wearing the sluttiest outfit he could find! A soitoy he is, letting the other fruitjaks take out their "sexual tension" on his bussy. No wonder the ridge is so peaceful now! All the fruitjaks get to have a round with the tightest, wettest, softest bussy there ever was! What's up Doc? Pinejak's breaking his record of cocks taken? ARRIBA ARRIBA! I JUST NEED TO SEE THIS! That's all, folks!
Dearest Me[edit | edit source]
Dearest me! Pinejak? In full clothing? I must be dreaming! What's that? Your days of being a slut is over? Youtube shills? Oh my, yes yes, it's better for you to "lay low" until the tourists stop co-opting your bussy. What? You're never going to be a slut again? Odin's Beard, the ridge isn't going to like this.
Could it be…[edit | edit source]
...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!
AWOOGA![edit | edit source]
LORDY LORD, IT'S THE FABLED APPLEJAK!
AWOOGA! It's Femboy Friday! And Pinejak is looking more sluttier than ever! Looking more feminine than ever, aren't you, pineboy? Don't worry! We will present you to your Apple Master! Yeah! Wear that chastity cage already! Your CLITTY needs to cum buckets while getting pounded by that superior apple cock! Yes, yes! You're about to become Applejak's boywife! You will be his personal cumbucket! Oh.. your clitty is already leaking cum... That's a good slut! I've also noticed your Queen of Apples tattoo.. and not to mention that Applejak plush! Really showing off your submission to them, huh? You need to be Apple Bred! Crossdress for daddy already! You need to be hired for Femboy Hooters! LORDY LORD, IT'S THE FABLED APPLEJAK!
Oh my... His lust compliments Pinejak's so well! He's totally "ready to fuck" and can barely contain his excitement. He's doing "foreplay" with the slutjak, "sizing him up". Thanks Captain Obvious, we all know Pinejak is a slutjak. OH MY! APPLEJAK JUST THRUST HIS WHOLE MEAT INTO PINEJAK WITHOUT CUMMING!?!?!? Gesundheit! A perfect match for the slutjak!
>*PLAP*
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Oh god.. this bussy is so tight! You're already looking pleasured huh?
>*PLAP*
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Oh my... I'm about to.. cum!
>*SPLUUURRT!*
Clean it up with your tongue already, you worthless slutty cumdump! You need to be fed by my superior sperm! You need to be boipreggers! Your boybutt is too much to resist! Feminine men like Pinejak are too much to resist! Oh my... That clitty of yours.. already leaking huh? My dick is already wer because of that boipussi juice! You are the best slut I've ever met, pinejak! Soon you will be bred by the strongest, most meatiest fruitjaks ever! You will be the proof of the Apple New World Order! See you soon, slutboy~
PINE-HUSSY[edit | edit source]
OH MY! THERE'S THAT PINE-HUSSY! Oh yeah he "assuming the position" all right. This is a slutjak who KNOWS that applejak cant resist their "urges" when presented with such a perfect behind. That's right! This 'jak is irresistible, and all of the ridge knows it. Including the hussy himself. Day and night he's walking around wearing naught but that thong, encasing his delectable "package" and accentuating the curvature of his slutty behind. My! This 'jak must be "taking it" at least 30 times per day! Oh, is Mr.Slutjak "inviting" me? Well... Don't mind if I do...
HOLY MOLY![edit | edit source]
Holy moly! Pinejak is looking more cuter than ever! He's blushing... I wonder why... OOH! Would You look at that! Pinejak's cute asshole! My, my.. just look at that beautiful hole teasing me! It's so obvious it's asking for a big and juicy body part; something reminiscent of a cucumber.. Yeah! A schlong! A juicy schlong is needing to penetrate that hole! These sweet lips... Begging for cum in your mouth, aren't you, you gay little cumdump? I know, I know.. You slutty little shit.. Fuck... You really need to be anally penetrated already.. You.. Nngh~ I just can't resist that sweet fruity bussy! Get in the APPLED.com casting car already! Your femboy boypussy needs to be pounded hard and rough already! Submissive pineapples like you need a good dicking already! You need a good ol' spanking in that juicy ass already! Ugh~.. Bitchy bottoms like you really stress me out. I'm emptying all my testicles just to pleasure you, huh? You should really perform some anilingus on me already, you slut! Clean my asshole! And maybe I'll probably reward you with a good creampie.. Who knows? Now open that asshole wide already!
>*PLAP*
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Holy shit... So.. Nngh~ Tight!
>*PLAP*
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Get railed already! I'm about to cum... I'm... already going balls deep on you! I'm.. I'm about to cum!!!!!
>*SPLUUUUURRRRTTTT*
Liked that hot gooey creampie, didn't ya?
>*slaps ass forcefully*
See you soon, pineboy... You were real good in bed... Goodbye...
Swiggty Swooty[edit | edit source]
Take it easy! Pinejak is about to show five Gigachads how "easy" he is. OH MY! He's already "sucking" some "cock". Yes, he sucks cocks. How could you "tell"?
SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"... Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile. Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my! Oh dear, Pinejak's being "pleasured"... Look at him, taking four different fruitjaks at once in the same hole. Yes yes, they appear to be brewing up a smooothie in his mouth! Would I like a drink? Oh yes.... Yes I would. The slutjak decoy melonjak is twerking away the nut elders defenses! METEOR STRIKE! The melonjak's "bussy" has drained all of the "almond milk" from the lead nut elder's "nuts". Oh my, he's nuts! Let the dragon consume you! Has all of the "meat" he's taken "mindbroken" him? GET READY FOR A SHOCK! The decoy melonjak has "changed sides"?!?!? IT'S HIGH NOON! NO ONE CAN HIDE FROM MY SIGHT! Bananajak has called the cavalry! The Strawberryjaks are on their way in their "nutcrackers"! YOU'RE POWERED UP GET IN THERE! LORDY LORD! Almond milk rains from above! The nut elders perish! PASS INTO THE UNKNOWN! THE STRAWBERRYJAKS ARE ATTACKING NUTJAK CIVILIANS???!?!? What is that melody? It's pinejaks moans as the massive nut member strokes his bussy yep that's his O face neither the fruit nor nut elders are going to like this What is that melody?! It's Pinejak's "moans" as the massive nut "member" strokes his "bussy"! Yep, that's his "O face", neither the fruit nor nut elders are going to "like this".
Cowabunga![edit | edit source]
Cowabunga! This 'jak is surfing a sea of cock! Yes, oh yes, he's "riding the wave" if you read between these lines! The motion in his ocean never stops! This 'jak really "rocks the boat" in bed! THAR SHE BLOWS, IT'S MOBY DICK! 20 INCHES OF PURE BIG SOI COCK "SWIMMING" TOWARDS SLUTJAK AT HIGH SPEEDS! Is this a "member" Pinejak can't handle? Oh my goodness! He's "presenting" for the giant? OH MEIN GOTT, IT WENT "IN" WITHOUT A PROBLEM! Dadgum, all that fruit goes right to Pinejak's ass, doesn't it? In more ways than one too! His butt's a magnet with the polarization of SLUT! Oh my, it's "pull" is yanking on some strawberryjaks over yonder! Holy Toledo! Thrembo at once? Pinch me, I must be dreaming! EGADS, PINEJAK IS A DICK SUCKING MASTERMIND! NO OTHER MAN HAS EVER MANAGED TO TAKE THREMBO COCKS AT ONCE! Yes yes, Pinejak is living proof of thrembo!
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle[edit | edit source]
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. anons are dueling for slutjak's tight, whorish cockwarmer! Yes, even the sight of his bussy is enough to make an anon lose his mind.
Hot potato hot potato! This 'jak's got the cure for erectile dysfunction written all over him! Fifteen fruitjaks in one day? Oh my, this 'jak doesn't "burn any bridges" when it comes to dick. Sorry ladies, he's gay, and that means your boyfriend is sure to fall head over heals for a slut like that. MOTHER OF GOD! I can see pinejak galloping towards a cock over the horizon! Yes yes, he's drooling just thinking about it! Inshallah will he make many men cum today! Yankee doodle dandy, all his "hookups" have already started "climaxing!" Ruh-roh Raggy, we need to get outta here!
Time to get to work, fruitjak! You don't have a moment to waste! Pinejak has such an appetitive expression! Time to get him ready!
It's time for that pineapple love juice, and lots of it! He's very greedy for your man juice, he just keeps asking for more! Give him what he wants, little fruitjak, I know that he wants it. Pump it in like your life depends on it!
I can hardly handle the pineapple juice, your pineapple juice! Haha! Slutjak is filling up fast! Enjoying your man juice, slutjak? Maybe this could work! I like these pineapple hips! He's very good at eating the fuck out of you! Great work, fruitjak! Wow, look at that bussy, I bet that is tight! But I bet he can't do it all the time, maybe not even every day! I bet this slutjak could use a fuck!
Cock Sucker[edit | edit source]
COCK SUCKER
IT'S PINEJAK
He's found his inner slutjak! Now he's a slutjak all the way. His bussy is cumming and cumming and cumming... When is it going to stop? Never, 'cause this is Pinejak! Everyone knows it, so do you!
Why someone oughta put Pinejak in his place! He's addicted to dick! He's lost his entire identity. Ask him his age? Dick. Ask him his sex? Dick. Ask him his height? DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK. OH LORDY LORD, HE'S TWERKING ON THE THERAPIST'S CHAISE LOUNGE!?!?!?!?!? Naughty Pinejak, you oughta be whipped!
Extra extra, read all about it! There's a slutjak on the loose! He was last seen at the ridge, tossing his thong into the air and hollering "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!" "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!". Yeehaw cowboy! Time to lasso this slutjak!
Mmm….[edit | edit source]
Mmmmmm... yes, yes, yes...
He always wants a big strong cock in his ass, and tonight Pinejak's going to have his fill of many a mouthful of big strong cocks! Lick on that cock you greedy little smut! Hard, big, meaty, dicks fill his bussy, take a break, he's going to need it soon. There's something else going on...
He's finding himself... He's finding himself... He's finding himself!
COCK SUCKER! IT'S PINEJAK!!!!!
He's found his inner slutjak! Now he's a slutjak all the way. His bussy is cumming and cumming and cumming... When is it going to stop? Never, 'cause this is Pinejak! Everyone knows it, so do you!
He's so fucking horny, he's barely even a human anymore, just a horny cunt who can't seem to even recognize that he's cumming! Look at him, he's having a fucking existential crisis. Is he a human, a fruitjak, a turtle, an otter... this bitch keeps cumming!
I never told you guys that Pinejak is now a slutjak, did I? Yes yes yes, this 'jak is a MACHINE and a SLUT ALL AT THE SAME TIME! It's an orgasm machine. This slutjak's pussy is a cumdome.
My palms took hold of the supertight asshole, I push my finger up the asscrack, so very well shaved, trying to force myself deeper into the sweet fuckbuddy that was Pinejak. I push my finger as deep as it'll go, I feel some resistance, so I pull my finger out and push it in again, and again, and again!
Fuck yeah, Pinejak's asshole is a BIG fat dildo of a hole now, my fingers and hands stretch out the asshole like a rubber tube! Too much!
I push a finger all the way in and stroke my dick against the asshole, it's so wet and hot that it's glazing my dick.
This is MY asshole, this is Pinejak's asshole, he gave it to me, let me make use of his asshole. This asshole is too sexy for this man.
WOWEE[edit | edit source]
WOOOOOOWEE!
These horny bastards need to get some action! Only we can fulfill their sexual fantasies! That's right, bitchkin, the fruitjak nation needs more dick, not less! Let's show them some true American fuccbois! Who do we have standing by? Ugly jak, that's right! They need to see the real fruitjak jak!
They're okay, I guess. Maybe a little bigger than most, but their balls sure are tight.
No no no. Not these guys. These guys are sweet and innocent. But they sure do get attention when they're around! Just look at that monster beast dick! It's a monster. A giant fucker of a dick! Do you want to see it? Not you, honey! NOOOO!
That is not the dick of a fruitjak. That is the dick of a shitjak. These guys are pigs!
And now for something completely different. These guys can be all kinds of different, but they are most definitely apples! And apples... well they're quite a bit different from a dick! Yes sir, this fruitjak is definitely an apple jak!
Ahhh, that is quite a boner. All this pent-up fruitjak horniness has left this fruitjak with quite a big, throbbing boner!
And what kind of apple would you want to be riding it? Hard core hard core hard core hard core apple. They say the apple is a delicious fruit, but it's so much more delicious when you bite it!
Pinejak has some tight tits! I see the strain in his nipples when he's holding his cherry master load. "Let me off it man!" We shouldn't be depriving him of this.
OOOH MAH LORD![edit | edit source]
To be researched: Did Pinejak’s prideness singlehandedly kill the NuSchlog? Can (You) help us?
The NuSchlog had this gem posted before it went down. It has not come back up since.Is that… PINEJAK!?! The BAC (Big Apple Cock) slut of the Ridge, the cock-taker of ‘20? Oh! I am delighted to see you again, my little slut! I heard that you got tired of cock. Is that true? w-WHAT!?! YOU’RE BENDING OVER!?! Guess what… IT NEVER FUCKING ENDED! You were ALWAYS a slut! And, what’s this, an official, authentic, Appled.com™ tattoo on your big, chubby, asscheek? A slutty, submissive, and gazing stare of “I always want to be pleasured!”, and the oral gape of a thousand cocks? OOOH MAH LORD! You are built for it all! Applejaks, watermelonjaks, tomatojaks, potatojaks… The list goes on, and on! This sissy can’t stop taking everything, can he? A carrotjak replaces all his thinking power in his head with the “seeds” from his big “fully grown carrot”? A potatojak, digging deep into his anus, making Pinejak’s little “spuds” barely even compare to his big, veiny, “Russet”? Oh, you name it! This is a nice orgy! And… Pinejak has a “get fucked while I watch you get fucked” buddy? It’s… a Tomatojak? And to all the Pineapple and Tomato supremacists, leaking their caged clitties because of this bull-dominated reality, you will be replaced, by manlier, stronger, men.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF /QA/[edit | edit source]
Rap this: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF /qa/! PINEJAK VS. TURTELLI BEGIN! Pinejak: Is that an Italian on my ridge? He must think there's pizza in my fridge. You're like Obi Wan, dead and forced The only people who like you are obsessed with horse! You know I ain't a killer don't push me and don't you sit around and say it smells like cheese I know how to fuck, marry and kill with my fingers Better stop sniffing feet if you want to please her! Turtelli: It smell like cheese, no like a fart You better learn that leebaiting is art Marge I'm confused, about these fruitjaks They seem to be aping Lee's panic attacks Don't mind me, I'm just passing through and also being a better meme than you! Eating you up like you're spam Soon you'll be wordfiltered just like senpai! I'm the original, you're a copy Now please excuse me while I get sloppy toppy! Pinejak: Don't forget, Turtelli I'm top slut All of /qa/ wants to fuck my butt The only reason to post you is a reaction Which is slowly going out of fashion Onions dueling goes back hundreds of years Before the birth of any leebaiting queers Kiwifarms is over there, farty You're not invited to my basedjak party! Turtelli: Tay K, Pinejak Just remember only /qa/ has your back CC the way every board bans you labels you as "spam", boohoo! Anywhere I am, I summon Barneyfag Soi outside of /qa/ is just a drag Hell, even in /qa/, you are shit Go back to [s4s], how about it?
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