Gem Control/Steve
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Steve is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs. |
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 Steve was created by or has connections to Der 'Cord
Don't groom any belugacuck (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and hurtcore 'p. |
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THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT! This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future. |
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This topic is related to soyjak.blog Here be namefags and SNCA. |
Steve is darker than coal...
>or somethingSteve Elijah Raquan Jaquarious Shaquille Jamarcus Requis Antwan Utunga Bunga Munga Gunga III | |
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| Nationality | Lesothoan-Congolese |
| Years active | 2024-Present |
| Best known for | Powertripping janny, having the ugliest hairline in recorded history |
| Title | Professional Pokemon gooner |
| Political party | Diddy Party |
| Soyjak Wiki account | User:JB |
Steve, also known under the alias JohnBarosa, or JB, is a moderator on Soyjak.blog from Schenectady, New York. He is known for cranking his jigglypuff to Pokemon, and hosts various vidya servers nobody plays for a living.
Steve has, according to experts, the UGLIEST hairline in all of human history, and making fun of him for it makes him cry and piss his panties in anger, which is why you WILL reply to him by saying his hairline is built like the McDonalds logo.
Early life
Steve was born and raised in Lesotho to a poor farming family, which spawned his intense passion for animal love. Steve wishes xhe had a good childhood which is why he plays video games and hosts game servers past the age of 20 like a fucking manchild, in a similar manner to the cum-guzzling slavic whore known as Mist.
How to troll steve
- Make fun of his goofy ahh hairline
- Tell him that pokemon sucks and is made by pedophiles
- Tell him that Encyclopedia Dramatica is for pedophiles
- Call him a zoophile
- Say something along the lines of “Gooning to sprunki BBC terry hitler breast milk”
- Report his game servers which nobody plays
- Make viggle.ai videos of him
- Post a picture of him
- Tell him that he does it for free
- Clean it up oh janny, all for free
- Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay janny?
- Tell him HWNBAW
- Tell him he has nightmares about imperator
- Make slopjaks of him
- Spam that video games suck and are made by jews in game server threads
- Constantly spam his posts
- Tell him to commit suicide
- Tell him that his life is meaningless and nobody will remember him once he dies
- Report his posts
- Impersonate Terry
Viggle.ai videos
Steve gets very angry and blows smoke out of his ears whenever he sees videos of him doing Fortnite dances and shooting lasers out of his eyes. Do NOT use the pictures provided in these videos to make shitposts, and do NOT include the sprunki song. Do NOT post these on the Schlog, and do NOT make as many as you can. Make sure NOT to include jokes about his receeding shitty nigger hairline, and do NOT use the image on this article to make videos of him. Remember, do NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, do this, or Steve himself will teleport behind you and give you devious Janny backshots and will ban you for a week.
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Steve's personalized birthday video
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Steve showing his
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Steve beautifully singing opera
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Steve hitting sick dance moves and shooting lasers out of his eyes using his autistic janny superpowers
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See also
- Encyclopedia Dramatica - Gay pedophile website where he came from
- Nintendo - Pedophile company who makes Steve’s favorite goyslop
- Pedophile - A short description of Steve
- Faggot
- Jartycuck
- Jartycar - What Steve drives to work every day
- Discord - Steve's favorite platform
- FNF Pedo
- Obesity
- Autism
- Gooning
