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The Jartycar is the signature vehicle of Jartycuck and his friends. It has recently gained infamy among soyteens, due to certain urban legends[1], even though its existence has been questioned by the experts and subsequently denounced as a xenophobia-borne conspiracy theory.
Photographs have confirmed the existence of the Jartycar itself, carrying three occupants. The car's manufacturer is said to be an Oldsmobile[1], and it has four doors. The model is most likely to be a Ninety-Eight Regency Sedan[2]. Its body is painted blue, has several awards plastered onto its sides, and has multiple flags, possibly showing each car member's nationalities, on the back window and trunk. The exhaust emits farts since the engine runs on cum, shit and brimstone.
On August 3, 2025, at South African Standard Time, the car collided with the guardrail at a highway in South Africa to avoid a stopped Toyota Vitz, killing a friend of Jartycuck and injuring the ESL FNF Pedo.[3] The car eventually reemerged after having been repaired, and on September 30th, it was spotted in Lithuania during an illegal drag race with two other cars.[4]
Reported Sightings[edit | edit source]
The car is commonly reported in impoverished neighborhoods that have a high nigger population. Under the assumption that the Jartycar is a criminal entity, this is of no surprise, since these areas are generally avoided by law enforcement.
Soyteens have reported the Jartycar appearing in the following locations:
- Detroit, Michigan
- Gary, Indiana
- Shartenburg
- Wilmington, Delaware[1]
- Butler, Pennsylvania [a]
- Xique-Xique, Bahia
- Laingsburg, South Africa [b]
- Utena, Lithuania [c]
- All of California
