Jartycar

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the Jartycar in its natural habitat

The Jartycar was the signature vehicle of Jartycuck and his friends. It has recently gained infamy among soyteens, due to certain urban legends[1], even though its existence has been questioned by the experts and subsequently denounced as a xenophobia-borne conspiracy theory.

Photographs have confirmed the existence of the Jartycar itself, carrying three occupants. The car's manufacturer was said to be an Oldsmobile[1], and it had four doors. The model was most likely to be a Ninety-Eight Regency Sedan[2]. Its body was painted blue, had several awards plastered onto its sides, and had multiple flags, possibly showing each car member's nationalities, on the back window and trunk.

On August 3, 2025, at South African Standard Time, the car collided with the guardrail at a highway in South Africa to avoid a stopped Toyota Vitz, killing a friend of Jartycuck and the ESL FNF Pedo.[3]

Reported Sightings[edit | edit source]

The car was commonly reported in impoverished neighorhoods that have a high nigger population. Under the assumption that the Jartycar is a criminal entity, this is of no surprise, since these areas are generally avoided by law enforcement.

Soyteens have reported the Jartycar appearing in the following locations:

  • Detroit, Michigan
  • Gary, Indiana
  • Shartenburg
  • Wilmington, Delaware[1]
  • Butler, Pennsylvania [a]
  • Xique-Xique, Bahia
  • Laingsburg, South Africa [b]

Notes

  1. On July 13 2024. Conspiracy theorists tie this sighting to the attempted assasanation on US president Donald Trump.
  2. The closest town to the crash site.

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