Glasses
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Glasses are artificial vision enhancing tools attached to a soyjak's face. You may also be wearing them right now.[WAAAAOOWW!!!! LE HECKING 4TH WALL BREAK!!!!]
Glasses are also considered to be one of the more important criteria for something being IAS; as most soyjaks have them. Soyjaks tend to exhibit bad vision from staring at screens all day whilst obsessively browsing of some niggerapp, poor nutrition from consuming too much goyslop, or they may have been born with a visual impairment.
Glasses will distort the overall structure of the face depending on the severity of the vision impairment, making the eyes appear smaller or larger, and more generally making one look either retarded or like a nerd.
Many will continue to wear glasses even though there are several alternatives for glasses, some don't want to wear contact lenses as they can cause infections if improperly stored or corneal abrasions (scratching of the eye) if inserted wrong, or get laser eye surgery as it may be too expensive for them to get. Some niggers[not only niggers but all people that don't want to wear glasses for some reason] would rather lie to themselves for no reason and not wear glasses as they say they can see "perfectly fine" without them or to look cool or something along those lines.
Why you may need glasses[edit | edit source]
To read booksLooking at reddit for 8 hours a day- Lack of outdoor activity
- Poor nutrition
- Poor genetics
- Poor prenatal development
