Glasses

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Glasses are an artificial vision tool attached to a soyjak’s face. Without one, the soyjak will have vision problems.

They are also considered one of the important IAS criteria.

Why they need glasses[edit | edit source]

  • Looking at Reddit for 8 hours a day causes minor visual damage, and while it is not blindness, it is still a problem when they are looking at the ingredients for their soylent.
  • Lack of outdoor activity
  • Poor nutrition (goyslop, soylent)
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