Baldness

A24’s bald head.

Baldness is an iconic feature of many Soyjaks, ev&doe it is often caused by testosterone and not by lack of it despite Soyjaks mocking "low-testosterone soyboys" or whatever. Unlike stubble, open mouth and glasses, this was not an added feature thoughbeit, as the original Wojak is bald himself. Despite this, soyjaks are commonly referred to as "bald men with glasses."

Baldness is extremely common for men when they get older. Approximately 50% of men experience baldness by 50.

Analysis

In men, baldness happens because of genetics and hormones. If you get unlucky with your genes, you are predetermined to become bald.

There are meds to prevent baldness though.

Things that cause hair loss

• Bad genes
• Stress
• Meds' side effects
• Soylent
• Lack of vitamins
• Bad hair grooming