Stubble

This page is not a stubble. This is all there is to know about the subject.

Soyak cutting himself because he's shaving against the grain. Don't do this.

A stubble is short, coarse facial hair typically ranging from 0.4 mm to 5 mm in length. It is a characteristic of virtually all soyjaks and is a primary factor in what makes one IAS or NAS. Soyjaks are physically incapable of growing full beards due to a severe lack of testostorone, exacerbated by near-ritualistic Soylent™ consumption. It often appears in postpubescent men. A notable soyjak with a full beard is the Science Lover Soyjak, and a notable soyjak without any facial hair at all is Tony Soprano.

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  A24’s stubble
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  Soyak’s stubble
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  Feraljak’s stubble
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  Cobson's stubble
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  Impjak's stubble

See also

• Glasses
• Baldness
• Ears
• Soylent™