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Gringo
>these gringos are obseeeesssed with mi man
>Shut up and make me my taco bell or whatever
Gringos (also known as gavachos o gueros) are Anglo-Americans or Caucasian Americans who most commonly come from el Estados Unidos o algo. Gringos are the Mexican equivalente of what goyims are to (((jews))), because Mexico outshines them in its utter capacidad to be blanco and ario. Gringos are know to be hateful, rude and extremely obsessed and after manifesting their destiny in the year 1488 or something es tipo, they stole a large part of nuestro imperio like a bunch of filthy ladrones. Gringos are very indigestive, due to their lack of constant brapping, because their digestive system isn't constantly irritated and full of red-40 like a true cruzado cristófasta..
Gringo dieta[edit | edit source]
Gringos are known to consume unseasoned food, like butter on bread, with 0 industrial chili oil and MSG. Xhey are also known to dislike and refuse to consume Takis in any way or manner. Gringos usually consume food that's the equivalent of chewing unflavored tree gum, such as peas, steamed veggies, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, and casseroles without a single molecule of seasoning, probably because its too spicy for the-BRAAAAAAAP. To a Mexi-aryan, this diet is known to be deadly, and if consumed will result in immediate cardiac arrest. No mames wey, these gringos don't know how to make no good food.
