Gringo
Gringos (gender neutral term: Gringx) (also known as gavachos o gueros) are Anglo-Americans or Caucasian Americans who most commonly come from el Estados Unidos o algo. Gringos are the Mexican equivalente of what goyim are to (((jews))), because Mexico outshines them in its utter capacidad to be blanco and ario. Gringos are know to be hateful, rude and extremely obsessed and after manifesting their destiny in the year 1488 or something es tipo, they stole a large part of nuestro imperio like a bunch of filthy ladrones. Gringos are very indigestive, due to their lack of constant brapping, because their digestive system isn't constantly irritated and full of red-40 like a true cruzado cristófasta..
Gringo dieta
[edit | edit source]Gringos are known to consume unseasoned food, like butter on bread, with 0 industrial chili oil and MSG. Xhey are also known to dislike and refuse to consume Takis in any way or manner. Gringos usually consume food that's the equivalent of chewing unflavored tree gum, such as peas, steamed veggies, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, and casseroles without a single molecule of seasoning, probably because its too spicy for the-BRAAAAAAAP. To a Mexi-aryan, this diet is known to be deadly, and if consumed will result in immediate cardiac arrest. No mames wey, these gringos don't know how to make no good food.
Cosas que les gustan a los gringos
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- Unseasoned food
- Classical music
- Equity loans
- Low crime rates
- A decent human development Index
- Being a nasty racista
- Colonizadores o algo
- Stealing our conquistador lands
- Transfobia o algo por el estilo
- Stealing land from los pueblos indígenas
- Being maricones o algo
- Funding the cartels or however Meximutts deflect blame and refuse to do anything about them.
