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Takis
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Takis are a highly delicious and dangerously spicy culinary delicacy in snack form. They’re made from corn, rolled into tiny tubes, and stuffed with powdered seasoning. Their unmatched flavor and unique ingredients have the power to trigger braps at levels no other food can, which is why they’ve become an essential meal on the Meximutt's menu.
Origin[edit | edit source]
Takis were discovered in the desolate mexican mountains by Satoko Houjou fan. After this monumental discovery, their recipe was replicated by Jews to turn it into a commercial blockbuster across Mexico.
The success was so massive that it crossed borders, reaching countries like Brazil, the United States, Saudi Arabia, Japan, and South Korea. Despite this, they were banned in California schools because the parliament was allegedly made up of bigoted Amerimutts or something.
Flavors[edit | edit source]
- Fuego
- Xplosion
- Blue Heart / Blue Fuego
- Guacamole
- Nitro
- Hot Chilli
- Crunchy
- Fagitas
- Dragon Sweet Chili
- Ninja Teriyaki
- Angry Burger
- Spicy
BBCBBQ / Outlaw - Kaboom
- Lava
- Nacho
- Intense
- Wild
- Zombie
- Salsa Brava
- Titán Volcano
- Queso
- Xtra Hot
- Rock
- Party
- Sal del Mar
- Cobra
- Authentic
- Taco
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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What they look like in real life
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The ultimate dream for every Meximutt
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They love it.
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takismutt
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>japón és cagada
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The biggest Takis eater, Greg