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Gypsies

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Gypsies, also known as Roma or Romani people, are an ethnic group that descend from pajeets that love travelling and being selfish little fucks.[1] You can mostly find them living in the Balkans, especially in Romania.[2]

History[edit | edit source]

All of Gypsy history can basically shortened down to "Travel around, get kicked out or killed, travel around and get kicked out or killed again". You can still see this nowadays as most of them live in caravans trespassing on private property. Sometime during 5th to 11th century, the Gypsies got tired of their poop-eating neighbours and start migrating west into the lands of Europe and landed in the Balkans.[3] As they tried to continue migrating into Western Europe, the hateful bigots living there either kicked them out, tortured, killed, or enslaved them.[4] After centuries of getting their fair share of ethnic cleansing, they would then once again have another ethnic cleansing but this time by the Nazis, killing 1.5 gargorrlion Gypsies🗝️.[5] In modern times, you can find the average Gypsy shitting up a town with their family of 10.

Culture[edit | edit source]

Like mudslimes and pajeets, they advocate for making their young children marry adults(or other kids) or kidnap one and force them to marry someone.[6] Another thing is they bury their foreskins underground for some autistic reason while having a purity system, where childbirth is "impure" and the mother is "impure" for 40 days afterwards. [7] Supposedly, Gypsies have psychic powers and use it to become fortune-tellers to take the money out of your pockets. They find hedgehogs a delicacy for some reason too. Gypsies are the most lazy fuckers in all of Europe, who would rather park their run down caravan in a football field and beg for money instead of getting a job and buy a house. They particularly share qualities with other races too, they love stealing items, they love begging and exploiting other for money, they are violent and obnoxious and are just a pain for everyone. One redditor even found one shitting on the sidewalk.[8] For some reason, they don't want to integrate into soyciety and would rather act like niggers. Of course, most Gypsies are retarded and filthy, much like their cousins.[9]

Non-Roma gypsies[edit | edit source]

While "Gypsy" primarily refers to Romanis, it is also used in reference to other itinerant groups. A notable example are Irish Travellers, who consider themselves a separate ethnic group from the Irish ev&oe they're basically the same (but more inbred).

Travellers are primarily found in the British Isles but have unfortunately spread to other places such as the USA. Behaviourally they are very similar to Romanis in that they steal, scam, beg, and scrounge benefits to make money and tend to leave shit everywhere they go, but being white gives them the decency to not shit in the street. Despite this whiteness, they are often spiteful towards normal people because of "muh oppression" or something (ev&oe the government panders to them), which is more typical of certain other groups. This can be seen when they set up camp on a private field instead of the designated gypsy site with provided facilities directly neighbouring it, solely to be a nuisance.

You can also call them "pikers" or "pikeys", but only a bigoted chud would do that.

See also[edit | edit source]

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