Gypsies

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Gypsies, also known as Roma or Romani people, are Pajeets who betrayed their BharatARYAN brethren[1] by travelling to Eastern Europe so they could get fucked by many Slavs in Romania, turning Romanians into based Bharati chads. You can mostly find them living in Eastern Europe, especially in Romania, Spain and TVRKEY.[2] Froot shot one of these in romania.🗝️

History

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All of Gypsy history can basically be shortened down to "Travel around, get kicked out or killed, travel around and get kicked out or killed again". You can still see this nowadays as most of them live in caravans trespassing on private property. Sometime during 5th to 11th century, the Gypsies got tired of their poop-eating neighbours being lower in caste system than Dalits and started migrating west into the lands of Europe and landed in Eastern Europe.[3] As they tried to continue migrating into Western Europe, the hateful bigots living there either kicked them out, tortured, killed, or enslaved them.[4] After centuries of getting their fair share of ethnic cleansing, they would then once again have another ethnic cleansing but this time by the Nazis, killing 1.5 gargorrlion Gypsies🗝️.[5] Throughout history they have thankfully (mostly) not intermarried with the local population, so there is still time to deport them. In modern times, you can find the average Gypsy shitting up a town with their family of 10.

Culture

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Supposedly, gypsies have psychic powers and use it to become fortune-tellers to take the money out of your pockets. They find hedgehogs a delicacy for some reason too. Gypsies are the most lazy fuckers in all of Europe, who would rather park their run down caravan in a football field and beg for money instead of getting a job and buy a house. They particularly share qualities with lowest indian castes, they love stealing items, they love begging and exploiting other for money, they are violent and obnoxious, often sell drugs and are just a pain for everyone. Most of them are too retarded to realize that they are actually Indian and they will insist that they are native to (your) country. One redditor even found one shitting on the sidewalk.[6] They don't want to integrate into society and would rather act like niggers because engaging in anything other than trading, vagrancy, and theft is prohibited by their subhuman religious practices. Of course, most gypsies are retarded and filthy, much like their cousins.[7]

Their main god is the hanged thief btw, if that matters.

"Gypsy Music" is divded in many who knows how many genres (usually Manele in the Balkans) and is the collective name bestowed by the Jewtube commenters upon any song having a trumpet blowing faster than the human eye can process, accompanied by a man shouting random shit that comes to mind, flexing money and women. Gypsies when asked, will insist that the lyrics are completely intelligible.The genre is believed to operate on one single formula: one trumpet, one violin, one accordion, one or two vocalists screaming with their lungs out, and at least one member clapping several times off the rhythm. Songs usually begin at a reasonable tempo before escalating into a race in which every musician will try to outplay everyone else simultaneously.

Gypsy Manele (sometimes called Turbo Folk) is very popular in the Balkans and it's basically a mix of Arab, Indian and Folk music combined into basically the biggest shit your ear has ever heard, the lyrics are usually flexing, money, expensive stuff, women, being the biggest baddest "niggas" and their "enemies" (other gypsies plus basically the police, swat and anyone that doesn't want them to sell drugs, scam, kill and steal) ". The music videos usually contain flexing expensive cars,jewelry, mansions, throwing money and women twerking. It's very hard not to notice the obnoxious rhythm earaping your ears whenever you pass a BMW car with a gypsy/chav inside [8]

The music enjoys the reputation as the soundtrack of weddings, drunk driving, and Slavic parties.

Pedophilia

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Like Pajeets and Muzzies, they advocate for making their young children marry adults (or other kids) or kidnap one and force them to marry someone [9]. Not only this, as gypsies also do the so called "handkerchief test", which is basically inserting a cloth into the bride's vagina before the wedding so that, based on the bleeding, it can be determined whether or not she is a virgin. Another thing is they bury their foreskins underground for some autistic reason while having a purity system, where childbirth is "impure" and the mother is "impure" for 40 days afterwards. [10]

Non-Roma Gypsies

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While "Gypsy" primarily refers to Romanis, it is also used in reference to other itinerant groups. A notable example are Irish Travellers, who consider themselves a separate ethnic group from the Irish ev&oe they're basically the same (but more inbred). Travellers are actually basically just nigger-tier Irish.

Travellers are primarily found in the British Isles but have unfortunately spread to other places such as the USA. Behaviourally they are very similar to Romanis in that they steal, scam, beg, and scrounge benefits to make money and tend to leave shit everywhere they go, but being white gives them the decency to not shit in the street. Despite this whiteness, they are often spiteful towards normal people because of "muh oppression" or something (ev&oe the government panders to them), which is more typical of certain other groups. This can be seen when they set up camp on a private field instead of the designated gypsy site with provided facilities directly neighbouring it, solely to be a nuisance.

You can also call them "pikers" or "pikeys", but only a bigoted chud would do that.


Chavs (Cocalars)

Chavs/Cocalars are basically white Balkan people that act like Gypsies just because they think it's le cool, they wear Tattoos, they get expensive Jewelry (or even fake sometimes), they scream like monkeys, listen to Manele as loudly as posible while driving their second hand BMW cars they bought second hand (or 6-7th hand who knows) from Germany with 10 Quintillion Kilomiters on board and are usually fat (or go to the gym too look buff and le cool [11])

See also

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