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Spain
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Spain, also known as 'pain and officially the Kingdom of Spain, is an European country located at the Iberian peninsula. Geographically, Spain borders France, Andorra and Portugal in continental Europe, as well with Britain with some small disputed rock, and Morocco in Africa with two small cities. Currently, it's one of the few 11 remaining monarchies in Europe.
History
[edit | edit source]Hispania
[edit | edit source]What we know today as the Spanish mediterranean coast was initially inhabited by Iberians, as well as Celtic and Aquitanian populations in the atlantic coast. The first considered civilization to came were the Phoenicians settled in the mediterranean coastal Spain around the 9th century BCE. The Phoenicians and later their succesors, the Carthaginians, got expelled by the expanding Roman Empire around the 3th century BCE, who influenced much of its architecture and culture. Ceasars like Hadrian and Trajan were born in Roman-ruled Spain (at the time called Hispania). The Visigoths (who were already converted to Christianity in the 4th century) would gain control over Hispania after the collapse of the Western Roman Empire. They were very notable for making the Catholic branch the true official religion, but their kingdom wouldn't last long when the Ummayads started to invade the peninsula in 711. The Islamic rule competed with Pope Innocent III's Reconquista, that was immediately announced just after the Visigoths fell. Over the years, Al-Andalus would become an independent Caliphate that would later collapse into small countries named Taifas that eventually stagnated and collapsed due to the constant pressure of Christian northern kingdoms caused by said Reconquista that later became a Crusade btw.
Empire
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The Pope's small kingdoms in Spain - those being Castile and Aragon - later united when their monarchs, Elizabeth I and Ferdinand II, respectivelly, married in 1469, thus forming modern Spain. Before the 16th century, Spain faced the Spanish Inquisition[1] to expell the Jews and the remaining Muslims in Grenada🗝️, formally ending the Crusade in 1492. In that same year, Christopher Columbus arrived at today's Bahamas, while he was hired by Elizabeth I. Ferdinand II signed the Treaty of Tordesillas with John II of Portugal, dividing the entire world between the two in 1494. Portugal kept Brazil while Spain kept the rest of Latin America, except for the North. Spanish and Portuguese explorers were also present in Asia.
Spanish Conquistadors systematically raped the Native American empires that existed in Central Mexico and the Andes and stablished kingdoms in the name of the king. Contrary to popular belief, the Spanish crown did not promote racemixing in it's colonies. Settlers only recurred to it when they where numerically outnumbered in a specific place or could get access to resources by doing so, but still it remained a social taboo during most of the colonial period.
In the 16th century, Spain was ruled by the Habsburg family. And because the Habsburgs were Austrians and therefore Catholics, King Charles I and Philip II kept pushing Spain into religious clashes against Protestants and Ottomans. During their reign, Spain BTFO'd the Netherlands, France and England. Spain also united with Portugal and formed the Iberian Union in August 25th, 1580 to contain their gay little Succession Wars, but separated in December 1st, 1640 because the Portuguese are SLFs.
Starting the 18th century, in 1700 the Habsburg king Charles II fuggen died without cacas to succeed him of how inbred he was, then Phillip de Anjou pushed the country into a civil war involving the Bourbons and the Habsburgs. Eventually the Habsburgs lost and the Bourbons won, and absolute monarchy would be implemented in the kingdom. This war was traumatic for Spain because it meant the loss of all European territories and most important, Gibraltar.
During the Napoleonic Wars, Spain allied to the French Republic after being spanked by it, but once Napoleon, now crowned as Emperor, kidnapped the royal family and put his brother Joseph in the throne. Bonapartists and Bourbons then fought again to stress Napoleon's campaign. Meanwhile, the colonies, seeing the total chaos that was going on in the metropolis, made their own autonomous governments to the disappointment of their governors. In 1810-20s, after doing absolutely nothing, the American Vice-Royalties broke into several SNCA countries like Argentina, Gran-Colombia and Mexico.
The Spanish globe-spanning colonial empire finally fell in 1898 when the United States annexed Guam, conquered freed Cuba and bought the Philippines in the late 19th century, but managed to secure their Moroccan protectorate in the Hispano-Moroccan War which Spain VVQN btw.
Modern Spain
[edit | edit source]After being humiliated for a whole century, they tried to live away from the Imperialist scenario, avoiding participating in both World Wars. In 1931, Alfonso XIII was deposed by the Freemasonry and Spain became a Republic. 5 years later, however, Spain faced a Civil War between Nationalists led by Francisco Franco and supported by Hitler's Germany and 's Italy, and the Republicans who were supported by the Soviet Union. Thanks to Joseph Stalin's internal sabotage and infighting between communists, anarchists and liberals, the Republicans lost in 1939 after wasting all of their time killing Christians instead of them bigoted nazi chuds. Francisco Franco had deceived the Carlists into fighting for him while he promised a Charlist Restoration, but that never happened. When Franco died in 1975, Spain would politically reform itself into a Parliamentary Monarchy in a process known as "The Transition", finally doing so in 1978, and since then Spaniards chose their Prime-Minister between the socialist Spanish Workers' (PSOE) and the conservative Populars (PP) however Franco still causes massive seethe among leftoids despite having died more than 50 years ago and being more years dead than ruling geg.
Communities
[edit | edit source]Autonomous communities are the Spanish equivalent to federal states. They are given the highest autonomy to avoid separatism, since Spain is rooted in fragmented city-states.
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Spain has a total of 17 autonomous communities, which are:
- Andalucia or however the sevillanas are danced.
- Murcia or however the name resembles 'murica.
- Madrid or however the football is played.
- La Rioja or however the wine is drinked.
- Catalonia or however the botifarras are cooked.
- Canary Islands or however the obsessed coal mines kill you.
- Valencia or however the river is flooded.
- Galicia or however the bagpipe is played.
- Mallorca or however the guiris are obsessed.
- Navarra or however the bulls are runned.
- Extremadura or however the mountain is created.
- Castile-La-Mancha or however the windmills are giants.
- Cantabria or however the cave walls are painted on.
- Asturias or however the reconquista was started.
- Basque Country or however the car is bombed.
- Aragon or however the Virgen of Pilar is simped.
- Leon and Castile or however the Spain is emptied.
Known Spaniards
[edit | edit source]- Pierre Gibert
- Ignatius Farray
- TheCatalan1977
- Spanish_Chud (user page)- Spanish leader in the Hispano-Moroccan War
- Trollio - Mustard's #1 detractor and self-proclaimed Admin Ϫ
Notes
- ↑ when Spain first allowed a Parliament
