Eastern Europe

>Though maybe you were looking for Niggerhell?

Why yes, Eastern Europeans are gigachads.How could you tell?

Map of Eastern Europe

Eastern Europe is a fantasy utopia located in the eastern part of Europe (Most of it fucking sucks actually) that is populated mainly by a sub-branch of Aryan peoples called the Slavs, there are also Urals, Romans, and Paleo-Balkan^{maybe in 1000 bc at best} peoples.

Definitions

Several definitions of Eastern Europe exist among online communities, but they often lack precision and may be influenced by fascist and bigoted misinformation, psyops, or other biohazards caused by all kinds of schizophrenic armies across the globe, the CIA, as well as a team of 3-4 Slovenians that just need to take their fucking meds and who still, to this day, insist on being part of le Aryan hyperborean Western Evropa. These definitions are debated across cultures and among multiple fact checkers, even several science lovers, as the term has a wide range of geopolitical, geographical, cultural (((socioeconomic))), toxic and problematic connotations. It has also been described as a "Coalish", or even "chuddy" term, as the idea itself of Eastern Europe is in constant redefinition by troons, chuds, tankies/nazis, butthurt belters, Russians, Russians-in-denial, Slovenians, Estonians, Poles, Czechs, Hungarians, Slovaks, Lithuanians, my dentist, random nationalists of the former Yugoslav countries, pajeets, and just about every internet citizen.

Eastern Europe according to a Romanian Geography book

The solidification of the idea of an "Eastern Europe" comes from some French philosophers that nobody gives a shit about

it's heckin' hyperkorea even though you can go to any rural area and you're basically there already.

Countries

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

• Albania - Slvts for tiny tvrkroach pecker, Stealing history with higher efficiency than jews.
• Belarus - Poland's Own Mexico because of le immigrants or something. It's just Russia in denial.
• Bosnia & Herzegovina - Forced federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina (Bosniaks and Croats) and Republika Srpska (Serbs) who still can't get along to this day. Our favorite BBC slut's home country.
• Bulgaria - The TVRAN one.
• Croatia - Catholic south slavic country. Best known for demonic hatred towards Serbs, inventing ties, having a football (soccer for all Amerimutts out there) team that is always so close to winning, and Nikola Tesla (even though he was Serbian).
• Czechia - báječná země plná drahokamů.
• Estonia - Copy of Finland. Best known for larping as Nordic.
• Greece - The cradle of Aryan civilization.
• Hungary - Mongolian gooks that somehow got surrounded by Indo-Europeans.
• Kosovo - (only brapbanians think its a real country, so it's not a country). They transheart Bill Clinton.
• Latvia - Lithuania in denial. Possibly the home country of the notorious babyjak-gooning pedophile Supreme.^[snopes?]
• Lithuania - currently holds the title for europe's highest suicide rate, leading to a troonjak hanging variant (even doe russia has the highest suicide rate in europe the term used for it's suicide rates is called Saldūs Bibis).
• North Macedonia - Bulgaria in denial, or maybe Greece in denial, or maybe Serbia in denial, either way SNCA country, Bulgaria's autistic younger brother who think they are greek. They can't stop yapping about Alexander the Great.
• Moldova - Poorest and easternmost part of Romania, Romania's broke autistic younger brother. The only reason it's a separate country is because the obsessed Russians invaded a part of Romania and made it a Soviet republic. Has a shithole separatist region named Transnistria created by said Russians.
• Montenegro. - Home of the serbs who are selfish lazy little fucks. ^{[aryan thoughbeit]}, Serbia's autistic younger brother.
• Poland - full of Jews, gas immediately Clitler got them, rest fled to America and Jewland also known as Israel leaving only ethnic Poles. Country worshipped by every normie right-wing person because they're tradcath and hate immigration or something bobr kurwa.
• Romania - Latin people often confused with "roma" gypsies. Best known for Dracula and stealing wallets (unfunny Reddit meme btw).
• Russia - Land of the Kuz. Largest country in the world. They have been stuck in a war with their smaller neighbor Ukraine for the past 4 years, losing almost 500.000 people and gaining nothing in the process. They were also the first communist country in the world, forcing their ideology onto the rest of Eastern Europe, turning them into shitholes, because Russians are niggers.
• Serbia - One of the largest exporters of TMD. Raped by NATO for being war criminals. They also have awesome music.
• Slovakia - Literal who country best known for being visited by Andrew Tate (marge nobody knows them for that someone edit this).
• Slovenia - The biggest tranny pedo shitskin gooner country in the balkans, the man slovenian is a brown fat tranny with an axe wound <- that's just a retarded Reddit meme, aryan country liberated by Serbia.
• Turkey - Eurasian towelheads of dark complexion who took over the southern half of Eastern Europe for centuries, rendering them to corrupt shitholes. Best known for their delicious cuisine and leaking online about how Tvrks fucked your bloody madar or something. They are notorious for gooning to Blacked tranny porn.
• Ukraine - Certified hohol. High rate of Russia related schizophrenia, also Nikocado Avocado, Ukropson, YaroslavTV, and Semen Hitler are from there.
• Yugoslavia - It's gone...

Denizens

• The population of Eastern Europe is comprised mainly of Europoors.

• The land has a surprisingly low percentage of niggers (that's fucking amazing), except Albania which population is spiritually (and sometimes physically) niggers.