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Eastern Europe

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Why yes, Eastern Europeans are gigachads.
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Map of Eastern Europe

Eastern Europe is a fantasy utopia located in the eastern part of Europe (Most of it fucking sucks actually).

Definitions[edit | edit source]

Several definitions of Eastern Europe exist among online communities, but they often lack precision and may be influenced by fascist and bigoted misinformation, psyops, or other biohazards caused by all kinds of schizophrenic armies across the globe, the CIA, as well as a team of 3-4 Slovenians that just need to take their fucking meds and who still, to this day, insist on being part of le Aryan hyperborean Western Evropa. These definitions are debated across cultures and among multiple fact checkers, even several science lovers, as the term has a wide range of geopolitical, geographical, cultural (((socioeconomic))), toxic and problematic connotations. It has also been described as a "Coalish", or even "chuddy" term, as the idea itself of Eastern Europe is in constant redefinition by troons, chuds, tankies/nazis, butthurt belters, Russians, Russians-in-denial, Slovenians, Estonians, Poles, Czechs, Hungarians, Slovaks, Lithuanians, my dentist, random nationalists of the former Yugoslav countries, pajeets, and just about every internet citizen.

Eastern Europe according to a Romanian Geography book

The solidification of the idea of an "Eastern Europe" comes from some French philosophers that nobody gives a shit about

Countries[edit | edit source]

  • Albania - slvts for tiny tvrkroach pecker, Stealing history with higher efficiency than jews.
  • Belarus - Poland's Own Mexico because of le immigrants or something.
  • Bosnia & Herzegovina - Split into multiple entities. One is a musBVLL whiteskin country and one is just a smaller Serbia. Fake country invented by Tito.
  • Bulgaria (the TVRAN one).
  • Croatia - Genetically similar to Western Europeans. They practice TSD, they made Ties, and gave us Nikola Tesla. (whoever wrote this is a BNWO nanny (nigger tranny). Also they're jartycucks.
  • Czechia - báječná země plná drahokamů.
  • Estonia - known for nothing, copy of finland
  • Hungary - Mongolian gooks, somehow.
  • Kosovo - (only brapbanians think its a real country, so it's not a country) I TRANSHEART BYLL CLITTON.
  • Latvia - Lithuania in denial.
  • Lithuania - currently holds the title for europe's highest suicide rate, leading to a troonjak hanging variant (even doe russia has the highest suicide rate in europe the term used for it's suicide rates is called Saldūs Bibis).
  • North Macedonia - Bulgaria in denial, or maybe Greece in denial, or maybe Serbia in denial, either way SNCA country, Bulgaria's autistic younger brother who think they are greek.
  • Moldova - Poorer and easternmost part of Romania, Romania's autistic younger brother.
  • Montenegro. - Home of the serbs who are selfish lazy little fucks. [aryan thoughbeit], Serbia's autistic younger brother.
  • Poland - full of Jews, gas immediately
  • Romania - shit skins who migrate to Serbia and cause 90% of the crime
  • Russia - Land of the Kuz. Also Kuz is allegedly from there. Also Kuz is also from there.
  • Serbia - One of the largest exporters of TMD and the brownest country in EE by far. Raped by NATO for being war criminals. The most ARYAN of the countries in the Balkans.
  • Slovakia - Literal who country best known for being visited by Andrew Tate.
  • Slovenia - The biggest tranny pedo shitskin gooner country in the balkans, the man slovenian is a brown fat tranny with an axe wound <- kike propaganda, aryan country liberated by Serbia.
  • Turkey - nigooks (TTD)
  • Ukraine - Certified hohol. High rate of russia related schizophrenia, also Nikocado Avocado, Ukropson, YaroslavTV, and Semen Hitler are from there.
  • Yugoslavia - It's gone...

Denizens[edit | edit source]

  • The population of Eastern Europe is comprised mainly of Europoors.
  • The land has a surprisingly low percentage of niggers (that's fucking amazing), except Albania which population is spiritually (and sometimes physically) niggers.