Eastern Europe

Eastern Europe is a shithole located in the eastern part of Europe that is populated mainly by a sub-branch of niggers called the Slavs, there are also Urals, Romans, and ~~Paleo-Balkan~~^{maybe in 1000 bc at best} peoples.

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Several definitions of Eastern Europe exist among online communities, but they often lack precision and may be influenced by fascist and bigoted misinformation, psyops, or other biohazards caused by all kinds of schizophrenic armies across the globe, the CIA, as well as a team of 3-4 Slovenians that just need to take their fucking meds and who still, to this day, insist on being part of le Aryan hyperborean Western Evropa. These definitions are debated across cultures and among multiple fact checkers, even several science lovers, as the term has a wide range of geopolitical, geographical, cultural (((socioeconomic))), toxic and problematic connotations. It has also been described as a "Coalish", or even "chuddy" term, as the idea itself of Eastern Europe is in constant redefinition by troons, chuds, tankies/nazis, butthurt belters, Russians, Russians-in-denial, Slovenians, Estonians, Poles, Czechs, Hungarians, Slovaks, Lithuanians, my dentist, random nationalists of the former Yugoslav countries, pajeets, and just about every internet citizen.

The solidification of the idea of an "Eastern Europe" comes from some French philosophers that nobody gives a shit about

it's heckin' hyperkorea even though you can go to any rural area and you're basically there already.

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Albania -Based tvrk killers(-120k tvrks by Skenderbeg),they also had an SS division which killed 300 kikes and expelled more.Tend to be annoying on the internet. Brenton wrote the name of Skenderbeg on his WW15 AR.Their muslim population is really annoying they got raped by tvrks then embrace islam.
Belarus - Poland's own Mexico because of le immigrants or something. It's just Russia in denial (also their leader Alexander Lukashenko who said he likes Hitler and that "it's better to be a dictator than a faggot").
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Forced federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina (Bosniaks and Croats) and Republika Srpska (Serbs) who still can't get along to this day. Our favorite BBC slut's home country. Fake country, Bosnians were invented by Turks and they're just Serbs/Croats in denial. It won't exist in a decade, geg.
Bulgaria - The TVRAN one. They are gypsy Russians.
Croatia - Catholic south slavic country. Best known for their demonic hatred against Serbs, inventing ties, having a football (soccer for all Amerimutts out there) team that is always so close to winning, and Nikola Tesla (even though he was Serbian).
Czechia - Báječná země plná drahokamů. Most atheist country in the world, however, they are somehow more right wing than the rest of Europe. They allow firearms for civilian use like in America, they heavily restrict immigration outside the Schengen area and have the most well preserved historic cities in Central Europe.
Estonia - Copy of Finland. Best known for larping as Nordic and constantly clitty leaking against Russia. Very atheist and gay btw.
Greece - The cradle of Aryan civilization, and will always be aryan gigachads who invented mathematics, philosophy, and everything else that everyone cares about.
Hungary - They can never stop pissing and crying about the treaty of Trianon, even though they deserved it. They also have mongoloid origins, which is probably why their language is so incomprehensible. Estonia and Finland's ARYAN brother.
~~Kosovo~~ - (only brapbanians think its a real country, so it's not a country). They transheart Bill Clinton.
Latvia - Lithuania in denial. Possibly the home country of the notorious babyjak-gooning pedophile Supreme.^[snopes?]
Lithuania - ~~currently holds the title for europe's highest suicide rate, leading to a troonjak hanging variant~~ (even doe russia has the highest suicide rate in europe the term used for it's suicide rates is called Saldūs Bibis). Lithuania is the most Catholic of the Baltic states and it's capital Vilnus used to have a 30% jewish (practising as well) population until they finally fled. Currently they constantly obsess over the Russian border and drones flying over there, also they have the biggest Cross monument in Europe, with thousands of Christian Crosses as a protest against USSR state atheism.
North Macedonia - Bulgaria in denial, or maybe Greece in denial, or maybe Serbia in denial, or even Albania in denial, either way SNCA country, Bulgaria's autistic younger brother who think they are greek. They can't stop larping about Alexander the Great.
Moldova - Poorest and easternmost part of Romania, Romania's broke autistic younger brother. The only reason it's a separate country is because the obsessed Russians invaded a part of Romania and made it a Soviet republic. Has a shithole separatist region named Transnistria created by said Russians.
Montenegro - Home of the Serbs who are ~~selfish~~ lazy little fucks. ^{[aryan thoughbeit]}, Serbia's autistic younger brother. They separated just because Serbia allowed them to vote in an endorsed referendum (which was rigged too geg).
Poland - ~~Full of Jews, gas immediately~~ Clitler got them, rest fled to America and Israel, leaving only ethnic Poles. Poles on social media are usually seething fags that somehow manage to make mental gymnastics about the jews influencing Hitler into comitting a "Polish Holocaust" and that the Holly only targeted Poles. That's because they are too much faggy to just straight up hate jews. Also the most Christian country of the area.
Romania - Latin people often confused with "roma" gypsies because retarded linguists called them Roma instead of jeets. Best known for the Dracula and stealing wallets (unfunny Reddit meme btw).
Russia - Land of the Kuz. Largest country in the world. They have been stuck in a war with their smaller neighbor Ukraine for the past 4 years. They were also the first communist country in the world, forcing their ideology onto the rest of Eastern Europe, turning them into shitholes, because Russians are niggers.
Serbia - Gigachad country and one of the largest exporters of TMD. Raped by NATO for being war criminals. They also have awesome music. (Note: stop griefing the link with Remove Kebab. It's 2026 for fuck's sake, grow up you manchild)
Slovakia - Literal who country best known for separating from Czechoslovakia. And that's it.
Slovenia - Aryan country ~~liberated~~ enslaved by EU satanists in less than 10 days from Yugoslavia^🔒 thanks to their homogenous ethnic makeup that ensured unity against Serbia. Reddit jokes about Slovenia being femboy country full of silly boys but that's just Serbian propaganda. Melania Trump is Slovenian btw, if that matters
~~Turkey~~ - Eurasian towelheads of dark complexion who took over the southern half of Eastern Europe for centuries, rendering them to corrupt shitholes. Best known for their delicious cuisine (stolen from Greeks and Arabs) and leaking online about how Tvrks fucked your bloody madar or something.
Ukraine - Certified hohol. High rate of Russia related schizophrenia, also Nikocado Avocado, Ukropson, YaroslavTV, and Semen Hitler are from there.
Yugoslavia - It's gone...

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The population of Eastern Europe is comprised mainly of slavs, gypsies (the European version of the American nigger) and other peoples.

The land has a surprisingly low percentage of niggers (that's fucking amazing), except Albania which population is spiritually (and sometimes physically) niggers.

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