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An average /hack/erteen
did someone call me?
/qa/ getting wiped on May 5 2025

/hack/ is a trend that originated on soyjak.party, originating from a thread of a 'teen describing a dream about an imageboard, where the main gimmick was hacker stock images. Hackers typically create posts calling for the creation of /hack/. Hackers have been seen calling for threads to be "hacked" (supersaged) by multiple hackers at once.

/qa/ raid[edit | edit source]

On May 1, 2025, /hack/erteens, /dem/cacas, and /grox/gods got together to spam the /qa/ catty.[1]

A /gem/passer revealed that gem/ created the /hack/ trend so it's basically a meme forced by them.

The reason for such a raid is because to simply coal up the 'log of /qa/ even more than usual.

<REDDIT SPACE

Results: OdessanBvll got banned 2 or 3 times[2], the PPH of /qa/ dropped by a significant amount[3], nothing of value was gained, hackerteens WON[they just did... ok?], and /qa/ was continuously coaled up with spam which was necrobumped for days (until Quote implemented new rules and deleted all sorts of spam)

Hacker terms compared to soyspeak[edit | edit source]

this wall of text is, truthfully, an 3xXPL01T3D H4CK3R41D

Gemerald - 0-day

Gem - Exploit

Iron - Software

Coal - Antivirus

Vantablack - Avast

Brimstone - Passwordstone

Antimatter - Kaspersky

Worldfilter - Firewall

Trvthnvke - Forkbomb

CIA - Cyber police

SNCA - VNCA (Vulnerability nobody cares about)

YWNBAW - YWNBAH (You will never be a hacker)

Bump - ping

Sage - ddos

Raid - hack

Keyed - cracked

Locked - blocked

'p - 'a

shit free hack from google - cuban ipad/cpad

'teens - script kiddies[Nobody says this]

Nate Raid[edit | edit source]

https://archive.ph/IwjoG

GETS[edit | edit source]

https://www.soyjak.st/sneed/thread/900.html#900 [needs archive] (Archived)

https://www.soyjak.st/sped/thread/182.html#200 (Archived

Citations

  1. ↑ Archive: http://archive.today/2025.05.06-081802/https://www.soyjak.st/dem/thread/61377.html
  2. ↑ DISCLAIMER: he was appealed by the jannies xemselves. DO NOT TARGET OR HARASS THIS USER FOR ANY REASON
  3. ↑ only for a short period. its now 100 pph of BRIMSTONEHELL
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