Hacker

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A hacker is a nerd EPIC 200IQ CHAD who is capable of manipulating computer systems, most commonly of other people, and usually for nefarious purposes. They can steal (you)r personal data, dox people, take over accounts, and shut down any website they want for gegs. They can even upload terabytes of 'p to your computer. Hackers in terms of the Soysphere appear on both sides, usually in the form of /raid/ers with a little knowledge of OSINT who use said knowledge to get dirt and personal information on people subjected to the wrath of the autist horde. On the other side, they make up the obsessed spergs DDoSing the Soysphere whenever Cloudflare is down, and the Linux jockey trannies who flex the fact that they got their computer to print out a meme from r/196. On the /raid/ers, or Soyckers as they will be called here, they are the best assets of the Sharty and are essential for any winraid. Sadly, they are very few and far between, as the average age (and IQ) of the Soysphere continues to decline.

Hackers will rape your computer.

Types of hacker

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White-Hat Hackers

>> White-Hat Hackers

These are the NO FUN ALLOWED good boy hackers that test systems for security weaknesses and help companies fix vulnerabilities in their systems. After a long day's work, the average white hat hacker goes home to indulge in a classic gooning session in which they watch their bull bang their wife. They often enjoy Nintendo and BBC dildos, and despite their name, are not aryan. They absolutely DESPISE Black-Hat hackers, and see them as heckin' immoral and ruining the "fun of hacking" because they don't suck Big Corporate Cock and code HRT reactors for disabled Grant Fosgate Propylon Cyborgs. Most White-Hats are trannies.

Black-Hat hackers

>> Black-Hat hackers

These are the heckin' scary hackers known as 4chan, or Anonymous. While they are far more keyed than White-Hat hackers, they are still gay fat faggots with absolutely nothing better to do. Black-Hats are the DDoSers, Doxers, and malware creators of the internet (excluding Bill Gates), and are often the direct enemies of White-Hat hackers due to their alien morality, or something. They are well-known for their partaking in delicacies such as Doritos, Mountain Dew, NTR Hentai, and based /pol/ memes about how niggers aren't wholesome or whatever. They are often avid fans of Rick and Morty, and as such are opposed to the heckin' christcuck objective morality of White-Hat hackers. Their name is quite accurate, as they are also not aryan. Most Black-Hats are chuds.

GrAY-Hat Hackers

>>Gray-Hat Hackers

They are the in-between. They check security flaws in systems without permission, but often do not mean to harm said systems or leak information, though many people consider whistleblower hackers to be Gray-Hat, as they do in fact leak information, but for a heckin' good cause. Most Grey-Hats are neutral politically, and are the only hackers that are truly pure white aryans. Gray-Hat hackers enjoy kino, raw meat/milk, sexy time wit black women, killing pedophiles, and Christianity.

Wannabe hackers

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Wannabe hackers, or script kiddies, are a special breed of retards and aspies who watched Mr. Robot, The Matrix, Anonymous YouTube Essay #1488, or any other hacker related media once, and adopted an extreme desire to be a hacker simply for the fact that "it looks cool in the movies".

They either give up after realizing that they actually need to use their brains to do it instead of typing super fast on a keyboard, or don't try at all because they're too poor or retarded to buy or use a computer. Pseudo-intellectual hackers are also cringe wannabe hackers who unironically brag about being on the dark web, act mysterious for attention, and exaggerate their abilities to unheard of lengths.

Well-known hackers

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* The hacker known as 4chan

* The evil Snarky.Snappy

* Quote (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

* Lazarus group from North Korea

* Kevin Mitnick

* Weev

* Indian scammers. "DO NOT REDEEM SAAR!" is their favorite phrase (Indian scammers are NOT real hackers, because they rely on social engineering rather than actual hacking.)

* S0I1337^🗝️

Jews can hack you too.

How to avoid getting hacked

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Main article: OPSEC

There are many things that can get you hacked, raped, sodomized, and murdered on the internet. Below will be a list of things to do and NOT to do if you do not wish to be hacked.

>Do NOT do anything illegal. EVER. You WILL be hacked by Three Letter Agencies.

1. Don't be a retard.
2. Don't click on suspicious links.
3. Don't be a retard.
4. Update your systems.
5. Don't be a retard.
6. Use strong unique passwords (you can use a randomly generated one) that are separate across your accounts (don't reuse passwords).
7. Don't be a retard
8. Use trustworthy antivirus.
9. Don't be a retard
10. Don't download pirated or unknown files.
11. Don't be a retard
12. Enable two-factor authentication.
13. Don't be a retard.
14. Use burner accounts/e-mails that can't be traced back to you.
15. Don't be a retard.
16. Use a VPN.
17. DON'T BE A RETARD!!!

How to hack someone

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cat: how_to_hack_someone.txt: No such file or directory

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