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Hacker
A hacker is a nerd, moid, or foid, who is capable of manipulating computer systems. They can steal your personal data, dox (You), take over accounts and shut down any website they want for gegs. They can even upload terabytes of 'p to your computer.
Types of hackers[edit | edit source]
White-Hat Hackers[edit | edit source]
These are good boy hackers that test systems for security weaknesses and help out companies to fix vulnerabilities. After the day's work, they go home to watch their bull bang their wife and go to sleep in time.
Black-hat hackers[edit | edit source]
These guys are the scary hackers you hear about. They are obsessed with their anonymity and probably goon all day due to being lonely autistic incels. They steal data, break into systems without permission and spread malware.
Gray-Hat Hackers[edit | edit source]
They're in-between. They check security flaws without permission but usually don't intend harm.
Wannabe hackers[edit | edit source]
Wannabe hackers or script kiddies are a special breed of retards who watched Mr. Robot or any other hacker related media once and adopts a desire to be a hacker simply because it looks cool. They either start out and give up later after realizing that they actually need to use their brains to do it instead of typing super fast on a keyboard or don't even try at all because they're too poor or retarded to even buy or use a computer. pseudo-intellectual hackers are also cringe wannabe hackers. They unironically brag about being on the dark web, act mysterious for attention and exaggerate their abilities.
Well-known hackers[edit | edit source]
- The hacker known as 4chan
- The evil soyboy woahjackers
Quote(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)- Lazarus group from North korea
- Kevin Mitnick
- Indian scammers "DO NOT REDEEM SAAR!" is their favourite phrase (note that Indian scammers aren't really considered hackers because they rely more on social engineering than actual hacking techniques)
How to avoid getting hacked[edit | edit source]
Main article: OPSEC
- Don't be a retard.
- Don't click on suspicious links.
- Don't be a retard
- Update your systems
- Don't be a retard
- use strong unique passwords like imaslvt4BBC
- Don't be a retard
- Use trustworthy antivirus
- Don't download pirated or unknown files
- Don't be a retard
- Don't be a retard
- DON'T BE A RETARD
