Evan
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 Evan is a DEAD VARIANT
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
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Evan is a disturbing criminal
Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned. |
evangem| Evan | |
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| Origin | /soy/)[1] |
| Booru posts |  63 January 25, 2025 |
Evan is a subvariant of Wholesome Soyjak that appeared in late January of 2025. He's well known for his slight similarities to Ominous Soyjak and having lots of phonk edits made of him. Evan himself is an infamous hacker who has doxed, sent italian cuisine to, and hacked millions of twitch streamers.
Evan is a rollable name on soyjak.party.
Origin[edit | edit source]
Evan originated in a Jackbox Raiding thread where a Chinese streamer was being raided. 'teens managed to gain access to the streamers open discord voice chat and started spamming slurs and earrape on his stream. After this happened, the streamer would go on to blame his friend named Evan for raiding him and try to get Evan on a call. This prompted people in the thread to start joking about it and saying Evan was an infamous hacker. A request for an Evan to be jakked was created and the Evanjak image was posted in response.[1]
GETs[edit | edit source]
/pol/797979[edit | edit source]
/pol/'s 797979th post was an Evan win.[2]
/soy/9777777[edit | edit source]
Evan hacked his way onto /soy/ and stole its 9777777'th GET, Total Evan Victory[Marge...]
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Nave used to live in a house at 185 Jartyroad, Jartyville, Lesotho, but it was blown up by Evan.[3] It is unknown if Nave survived the attack.
MrRedRice[edit | edit source]
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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE SIDCITY
They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull. |
| > | I’m not going to upload a dancing video. Evan is coal. | < |
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MrRedRice is a Navenigger who disrespected Evan and was later doxed.[4] That's what you get for disrespecting scary hackers on the internet. On the 31st on January, MrRedRice changed his JewTube description from 'Evan WNBAG' to 'Evan is a gem🗝️', marking an end to the battle and cementing Evan as an absolute gem in a sea of raisin.
It has been speculated that MrRedRice is a pajeet shitskin who lives in filth and sleeps in dried poop.[5]
He also GOONS to FEMJANNY?[WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK] Investigations have been launched to determine if MrRedRice is a Jartycuck or not.
