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Jartyfly

The jartyfly is a loosely-defined class of insect that often resembles a disgusting, mutated housefly. It was thought to have originated from the blacked tar pits of Lesotho, although recent research shows that jartyflies were once average flies, which had been heavily mutated and corrupted by prolonged exposure to the stench and obsessed niggerbabbling of a jartycuck. They were first found in Venezuela, where Soynaissance-age explorer Christopher Sootlumbus named them for their tendency to linger around children and other niggers, and for their striking resemblance to the native jartycuck people of the area.
In soy culture, jartyflies are known as carriers of pestilence and death. This may be because the invasive jartyfly species are known carriers of multiple diseases, such as: Ebola, HIV/AIDS, Covid-19, The Blacked Death, and many other debilitating diseases which are common between jartycuck populations in the jartyfly's native regions. They are also known to cause re-vitiligo, a disease that slowly turns one into a nigger. This, however, is easy to prevent, as good hygiene and products such as deodorant and mouthwash are known to deter or even kill most species of Jartyfly.
It may be an analogue to the Gigafly, but they bear no actual genetic similarities and are better described as complete opposites.
Description[edit | edit source]
Jartyflies are approximately 0.5 inches tall with a wingspan of about 0.4 inches. They come in many varieties due to their intensely mutated forms, but most can be distinguished simply by their stench and sound. The average jartyfly will be of a brownish-black color, with large blemishes resembling bloodshot eyes and puffy lips. Their wings often bear markings in the form of what resembles the words "CHILD PORN". The cause of these markings is thought to be the jartification process, but this has not been confirmed by Snopes. They can vary in darkness and in superficial marking patterns, but most follow this typical phenotype.
They are known to emit a foul stench, described by some as "onions mixed with garlic and rotten squirrels", and are known to produce an almost human mumbling noise, with some people claiming to hear things like "fuggin moralfags", "Soytan best girl", and even "wheres muh 'p", though this has been rejected by Snopes as schizophrenic nonsense.
Behavior[edit | edit source]
Jartyflies are usually seen near slopjaks and FNF pedos, as jartyflies typically feast on their waste.[1] They are known to be created as a result of prolonged exposure to the overbearing stench and rot that surrounds a jartycuck, which slowly changes the fly's DNA and causes it to loosely resemble a jartycuck. They do not reproduce, as they are firstly not a single species, and secondly are incompatible with their host species purely due to how off-putting and disgusting they are. They are thought to carry a contagious disease that can turn other flies and insects into jartyflies, but this disease has not been observed or studied by Anthony Fauci, and is not a threat to humans on its own. They are, for now, only known to be produced through mutation.
They, like most insects similar to them, feed on waste and rotting food, though jartyflies bear a preference for the sweat and skin oils of jartycucks, which is the closest thing to cleaning a jartycuck will ever get. They are also known to goon almost constantly.
See also[edit | edit source]
Snopes
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/6GMnY reply 10361805