SNCA:Judaism

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Judaism is an Abrahamic, monotheistic ethnoreligion originating from the Israelites of Ancient Israel and Judah. Jews are the greatest people to ever exist, so much so that they're literally chosen by God, but gentiles and mudslimes alike will continue to try to kill us gigas.

A pair of semites seeing , a traditional Jewish festival.

Jewish people are scientifically proven to be more intelligent then the average retarded gentile, with the average Jew having an IQ above 100.

Jewish ethnic groups

We, the chosen people, have many ethnic divisions, though we will focus on the primary groups. Why? we jewish fuck nigga!!! better take your sensitive ass back to the aryan page.

• Ashkenazi - Known as THE chosen ones, this group emerged in the Rhineland of Western Germany and Northern France during the 10th century. They make up to about 80% of the global Jewish population, and 99.9% of all billionaires.
• Sephardic - This lesser type of chosen one comes from the Iberian peninsula, though they were unfairly kicked out by christcucks. they later immigrated to North Africa, the Ottoman Empire, other parts of Europe, and the Americas, where they developed the Judeo-Spanish language Ladino. They make up to about 20% of the Jewish population.
• Mizrahi - These other lesser type of chosen ones are a grouping of Jewish communities that lived in the Middle East, North Africa, and some parts of Central Asia, all next to mudslimes. Like Sephardic Jews, they were also expelled by retarded gentiles. They make up to about 40% of the Jewish population.

Notable Jews

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• Albert Einstein - Theoretical physicist best known for developing the theory of relativity, contributing to quantum theory, and being incredibly smart. He was born into an Ashkenazi family, and self-exiled during the Nazi regime.
• Theodor Herzl (AKA Chozeh HaMedinah, Visionary of the State) - Journalist and lawyer who's most notable for being the father of modern Zionism. He promoted jewish immigration in the late 19th century (which, at that time was occupied by turks) and scored a mention in the Israeli Declaration of Independence^{🗝️[He just did, okay?]}.