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Mazel tov! Israel is Kosher!

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Israel, also known as Canaan, the Land of Israel, the Holy Land, Palestine or the current State of Israel, is a historic region in the Levant where jews came from, and the main location of several Jewish and Christian sacred texts, as well as the land where Jesus of Nazareth was born and was crucified. The land was named Peleset by the Egyptians, Romans later called it Syria Palaestina and Judea, later it was part of the Umayyad Caliphate as the province of "Falastine" (Translated from Roman to Arab), then part of the Ottoman Empire as "Greater Syria", part of the British Empire during the British Mandate of Palestine and later became the Independent State of Israel by David Ben Gurion's declaration of Independence. It's worth noting that despite being called different names by other groups and empires that habitated the Holy Land, it was consistently known as "Eretz Israel", or "The Land of the Twelve tribes of Israel". Its capital is Jerusalem (de facto) altough its most famous city and recognized capital (de jure) by most countries is Tel-Aviv Yafo.

History (WARNING: BORING)[edit | edit source]

Moses led the slaves of Egypts to the land of Israel to fulfill God's covenant with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, to free the chosen people and establish a great nation, as stated in Exodus and proven by archeological research despite (((Atheists))) claiming otherwise.[1] When Moses came to Israel, he abandoned the Israelites, and for some fucking reason they started worshipping a Golden Calf[2], which made God angry to the point he send a plague to them, Moses also told Levites to kill the 3000 Israelites responsible and broke the tablets of the Ten Commandments, thus breaking the Old Covenant. God forgave the Israelites after Moses pleaded. God also revealed his name to Moses (I AM). Many pagan tribes were defeated and destroyed after the Israelites fully conquered the Land of Israel and for long time, the jews lived there, and wrote the Torah and the Tanakh, altough they were far from being sinless. Later Jesus came to the world, got crucified and blablabla NO ONE CARES ABOUT RELIGIOUS STUFF ABOUT ISRAEL, ROMANS HAS AN ENTIRE CHAPTER ABOUT THE LAND OF ISRAEL, about if jews are forgiven or not or if the Land still is the chosen land of the jews.[3]


Anyways back to actual history. The exodus happened and the israelites who inhabited the land of Israel later became the jews, they lived for hundreds of years in different periods until the Romans suppressed the revolts in Judea and kicked the jews out of Israel, beggining thus the long history of jews migrating around the world. It started with migrations across the Middle East (Yes, the Middle East was jewish before Islam) until some retarded arab sandnigger Muhammad made up an entire religion to justify rape, 'p, terrorism, genocide and BBC porn.


Thus the Islamic conquest began, and jews moved to Europe, where they lived, altough (due to questionable behavior) they were severely targeted, due to either actual retarded practises, or false accusations which were common due to the lack of information during that time (which could have been done without the intention of lying). Some countries treated jews better than others like for example, the Kingdom of Netherlands and the British Empire. During the period where jews already had either been expelled, murdered or turned into slaves, Muslims and arabs inhabited the land, until the Crusades began and the Catholic church controlled Jerusalem until it fell again to Muslim invaders, only to then stop the crusades.


Later Turks conquered the land until 1917, when the British occupied Palestine alongside jewish soldiers, in order to establish a temporary mandate that would lead to the inevitable reunification and restoration of Israel as an independent State. This was because during the 19th century, certain jewish thinkers like Theodor Herzl, Siegmund Freud (yes, the one who fucks your mom) and Ze'ev Jabotisnky were interested on the establishment of a jewish state in Palestine. This led to the creation of Zionism, a philosophy that argues that jews deserve an independent state in the Holy Land. Yes that's right, its not anything more profound than that, in fact YOU might be a zionist without noticing, even if you support a 2 state solution. Zionism had many variants, but the most important were and are:

  • Labour Zionism: Zionism + Marxism, basically niggerhell, it was popular among the 20th century because many jews were (sadly) bolsheviks, marxists and social-democrats due to their perception of Capitalism oppressing them (despite literally being richer under it just like every single group did). This variant argues that Zionism must respect the integrity of the inhabitants that already are in Israel (arabs) and that Zionism should be a heckin' wholesome socialist multicultural project in which faggots, jews arabs live together under a government that preaches equality, civil rights, and equity, even though it excluded the full communism part of Marxism, and core elements of it due to being against Jewish Law.

After the 1967 Invasion of the Arab League against Israel failed massively, an egyptian terrorist known as Yasser Arafaat, founded the PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization) and in its charter declared an arab state of Palestine, stating it was only done to kick the jews from the river to the sea and reestablish a caliphate. However, the UN and the commie politicians sympathized with him and recognized "Palestine" as an arab state (while Palestine previously was referred to a jewish region in the Levant). This led to multiple terror attacks against Israel, but it "ended" in 1995 when Yitzhak Rabin, a retarded commie troon who was the PM of Israel, signed a deal that would separate Israel into two states (basically gifted a country to terrorist sandniggers award): Israel and Palestine. However, during that period, only Judea and Samaria were given to Palestine under Area A & B, (Area C is under Israeli control), while Hazza (also known by shitlibs by Gaza) was under Israeli administration until 2005, where the IDF expelled it's own jews from Gaza and allowed the control of Gaza to Palestine. However, there were elections in 2006, and the party led by Hamas won, and since there, Gaza is under Hamas control, not the Palestinian Authority.

Culture (YOU will care now after the previous SNCA)[edit | edit source]

The culture of Israel is Jewish <---------YEAH NO SHIT. They have their own calendar, and as of 2026, in Israel the official year is 5786 (beggining of the year) and the next, 5787 (end of the year) begins by autumn. The culture despite being Middle Eastern, is also severely influenced by EVROVRYAN CULTURE which gives Israel a more "civilization amongst barbarians" feel. Most of the architecture in cities like Tel-Aviv, Jaffa, Haifa and West Jerusalem is influenced by British, Roman, Ottoman and French architecture. There is also a lot of arab culture (they make up 21% of the country) but its largely related to food and Israeli patriots thankfully never let arab culture negatively influence their identity, but they kept the food which is good or something.

List of national days:[edit | edit source]

  • Shabbat (Every Sunday): A BORING holiday for joblessfags in which most jews dont work and instead stay in their house or kibbutz basically doing NOTHING, but most reform jews and arabs dont celebrate it so they end up being the only ones working during that day.
  • Rosh HaShanah: New Year's celebration but with Hebrew Calendar, it's the most celebrated (obviously) among jews and most activities consist in eating with fellow jews pomegranates, honey, wine for kiddush and Apples. DO NOT MISS A CELEBRATION if you travel to Israel.
  • Yom Kippur: A September / October festivity in which jews repent and atone their sins (in their own way) in the last day of Tishrei, and reflect on their lifes and set goals to improve themselves. Jews pray on the Kotel (le wall according to chuds) and more SNCA prayers and practises I wont mention
  • Jerusalem Day: JEWARYAN day in which Israelis celebrate the reunification of Jerusalem after the 6-day war which ended Jordanian occupation of East Jerusalem and BTFOD all the sandniggers who held the Old City, which allowed jews to return to their holy sites. (altough UN-fags and mediacucks say Israel occupies it, despite literally being the opposite). Jews rally around the Old City, and wave Israeli flags, scream nationalist chants and harass arab residents altough sometimes they go too far and harass christians which is not wholesome for someone who is not like ultra orthodox.
  • Iron Sword War Memorial Day: Day of mourning of the October 7 victims since 2023, being this the most controversial holiday due to Netanyahu's failure to prevent the attack but also treated by retarded sand niggers as "Day of Liberation".
  • Hannukah: A jewish holiday of 8 days which commemorates the success of the Maccabean revolt against the Seleucid Empire in Judea, where Maccabees reclaimed Jerusalem and the Second Temple. Each family has a menorah, and each night one of the 7 candles is lightened.
  • Independence Day: Also known as Israel Day, it's the national day of the country, which commemorates the day when Ben-Gurion declared the State of Israel in May 14th 1948. Also known by commiefags, troons and arabs as "Nakhba Day", where Muslims got retaliation after trying to destroy the State of Israel in the same year and commiting Massacres and Exoduses of jews in their own country, so they get pissed off by the fact they got their own medicine.

Religion[edit | edit source]

  • Judaism
  • Christianity: Altough some jews remained in Israel for thousands of years, the crusades and christian influence had an important influence on the land and therefore the nation. There are only 1.8% christians but they are the second fastest demographic group, and most of them are Arab of Greek Orthodox and Melkite Catholic denominations. It's the safest country for christians in the middle east, due to the government allowing christians to hold political positions, military service, build churches and christian schools, and also protection from islamic terrorism. However, it's not perfect because Christian schools need to be privately funded, because Netanyahu is retarded and he only funds jewish and muslim schools, (altough christians have good financial stability and can afford education, and they also make up the highest literate group in the nation), and also suffer from some public harassment from Ultra Orthodox and far-right jews, and also muslims. There is a very small Protestant minority, most of them Anglican arabs influenced by British Rule and American Evangelicals who migrated to Israel because they really think its necessary for Christ to Return GEEEEEEEEEEG.
  • Islam: For some fucking reason Israel didnt ban Islam, and in fact allows Islam to exist in the country, as well as halal slaughter, and the Al-Aqsa mosque on top of the Temple Mount. They are mostly Anti-Zionist and behind most terror attacks in Israel and progroms against jewish residents, altough there is a small Zionist minority (but it doesnt matter because even without the antisemitism Pisslam is niggerbabble). They also have political influence that leads Israel on being way too soft on islamism despite westerners thinking otherwise.

Holy sites[edit | edit source]

Judaism[edit | edit source]

  • The Temple Mount
  • The Kotel or Western Wall if you are a faggot
  • Mount Zion
  • Tomb of King David
  • Safed (The city of the Kabbalah studies)
  • Beitar Fortress
  • Tomb of Prophet Samuel
  • Old City of Hebron (Judea and Samaria area, city full of violence due to "apartheid")
  • Tiberias
  • Megiddo

Christianity:[edit | edit source]

  • Church of the Holy Sepulchre, the real and confirmed location of Jesus tomb and crucifixion site, and aligned with the Greek Orthodox Church, Roman Catholic Church, and other Catholic denominations in the Middle East.
  • The Garden Tomb, Protestant site discovered by a British Anglican which is claimed to be the true tomb of Jesus, which has been debunked, but Protestants still prefer this site beause of the serene holiness it transmits and due to the fact it's a place of silence and reflection which allows christians to think of their lives. Underrated and even if fake and gay, worth visiting.
  • Church of Nativity in Bethlehem, under Palestinian Authority, it's the church built in Jesus birthplace, controversial due to being the target of both Hamas and IDF attacks during the Iron Swords War.
  • Nazareth, the city where Jesus lived
  • Tabgha, site where Jesus multiplied the fish
  • Jordan River, where Jesus was baptized, administered by Palestinian Authority, Israeli Administered Area C, State of Israel and Kingdom of Jordan

Islam:[edit | edit source]

  • Mosque of Al-Aqsa, the most controversial place in the entire country, muslims claim when they take over Jerusalem, Allah will return there.

Cities[edit | edit source]

  • Jerusalem: the holiest city of Abrahamic faiths, and the de facto capital of Israel
  • Tel-Aviv: A city built by jewish settlers besides the Old City of Jaffa, born of the dream of a jewish state, and designed to be the West's last great city, a culmination of European and Jewish Culture. It's the de jure capital and the financial capital of Israel, as well as one of the world's largest microchips, technology, finance and (((banking))) centers, where most of your GPUs are made btw. It's also a city full of fags and the "Gay Capital of the Middle East"
  • Haifa
  • Petah Tikhvah
  • Nazareth
  • Netanya

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://biblearchaeology.org/research/chronological-categories/exodus-era/4919-top-ten-discoveries-related-to-moses-and-the-exod
  2. ↑ https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2032&version=NIV (Exodus 32)
  3. ↑ https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romanos%2011%3A1&version=ASV
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