Germany

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Germany, known as Deutschland in German, is a nation in Central Europe. Zey are best known for being ze evil nazis^[formerly] und importing 4 srembillion niggers und turkroaches into zeir country. Zey also make some nice cahs oh samsing. Modern Germans are known for riding zheir bikes, being homosexual cucks, excessively apologizing for ze Holocaust, going to raves, and protecting ze environment.

History[edit | edit source]

For ze majority of its history Germany vas a collection of states united under ze Holy Roman Empire. Zis vas dissolved in 1806 by French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte because it made his clitty leak.

Germany vas united by Prussia under Bismarck in 187von, und zey qvickly became an industrial power, but zis great success vould last for only 50 years.

During ze 1900s, Germany got BTFO'd in Vorld Var Van und vas made into a Jewish puppet state known as ze Weimar Republic. Zen, out of refusal to be a good goy und rejection from art school, Adolf Hitler became chancellor of Germany und genocided 6 gorillion wholesome Jewwerinos. Zen, Germany got BTFO'd again in Vorld Var Two und vas divided between ze vest und ze east.

Finally, Germany vas reunited in 1990 und it returned to being a Jewish puppet state. Nowadays Germans are forced to kneel down for ZOG every day to ensure zat zey never forget ze 6 gorillion.

Many Sous Americans have a vierd fascination vis Germany mainly because zhey're great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfazer vas a German immigrant. Such latinxes are called wehraboos, krautaboos, groypers, etc.

German States[edit | edit source]

Ze Federal Republic of Germany has sirteen area states und sree city-states.

Baden-Württemberg: zis is where mozt German car companies have zer headquarters at. It iz alzo uzually conzidered ze bezt place to live in Germany. Politically, ze cdu and fdp partiez are popular here.
Bayern: zis iz ze mozt vell known German state vor a lot of normies. It iz vull ov ezztremely catholic and traditional people hoo vear lederhosen, dance, and conzoom beer and pretzels. Zis iz alzo ze place vere Adolf Hitler reprezented a conztituency during his time in office. Politically, ze cdu party iz popular here.
Berlin: ze capital ov Germany. Zince it iz very populated, it haz itz own area to itzelf. Zis iz vere people make art and go to clubs. Ven world war two ended, Berlin waz split into two and a vew years later, ze communizts put a vall in betveen the two and it ztood zere vor twenty years before valling. Ze two are now united again. Politically, ze green and die linke partiez are popular here.
Brandenburg: ze area ztate zurrounding Berlin. Most of the place iz villed vith forests. Politically, ze bsw party iz popular here.
Bremen: vy zis tiny SNCA zity haz itz own territory iz a mystery. Politically, ze spd, green, and die linke partiez are all popular here.
Hamburg: zis iz a port zity vere ze hamburger vas invented. Alzo, ze communizt party leader during ze veimar era reprezented a conztituency here, making zis place commie nigger hell. Politically, ze spd and green partiez are popular here.
Hessen: zis iz vere bankerz living in Germany work at. Politically, ze fdp party iz popular here.
Mecklenburg-Vorpommern: probably ze biggest SNCA state in ze entire country. Itz population iz lezz than that of Hamburg. Politically, ze bsw party iz popular here.
Niedersachsen: probably ze mozt zterotypical place in Germany vith a bunch of farms and wind turbines. Politically, ze spd party iz popular here.
Nordrhein-Westfalen: zis iz by var ze mozt populated German state. It haz a lot of zities clumped up right next to each other. Politically, it doez not have a particular popular party zere.
Rheinland-Pfalz: zis is vere lots of wine gets made. Alzo, Karl Marx was born here. Politically, ze cdu party iz popular here.
Saarland: Ezztremely tiny SNCA state. Ze only reason vy zis iz itz own territory iz becauze mozt people there larp az French people. Politically, it doez not have a particular popular party zere (intereztingly enough, zis state votes the afd party more than any other West German state).
Sachsen: zis iz vere lots of technology gets made. Alzo, ze mozt populated east German state. Politically, ze afd party iz popular here.
Sachsen-Anhalt: zis state haz a lot of important history to it, but dezpite that, it often getz heavily ignored. Politically, ze afd and bsw partiez are popular here.
Schleswig-Holstein: Zis is vere people larp as sailors and Danish people (Alzo zumwat dutch too, az there iz a regional political party that reprezents dutch interezts). Alzo, ze leazt populated West German state. Politically, ze fdp party iz popular here.
Thüringen: zis is vere lotz of zauzagez get made. Alzo, the place vere most fairy tales come from. Mozt chuds in Germany live here. Politically, ze afd and die linke partiez are popular vere.
~~Alsace–Lorraine~~: territory held by france vor a long time, but waz annexed by ze German empire during itz reunification. After vorld var one, the territory waz given back to France.