Germany

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This burger is about YUHROPOORS or something like that

Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.

Germany is ARYAN
btv, if zat matters
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>germany is where all the hamburgers came from or something
Federal Republic of Germany
Foundedroughly 18 BC
CreatorArminius
OwnerFriedrich Merz

Germany, known as Deutschland in German, is a nation in Central Europe. Zey are best known for being ze evil nazis[formerly] und importing 4 zhrembillion niggers und turkroaches into zeir country. Zey also make some nice cahs oh samsing.

History[edit | edit source]

For ze majority of its history Germany vas a collection of states united under ze Holy Roman Empire. Zis vas dissolved in 1806 by French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte because it made his clitty leak.

Germany vas united by Prussia under Bismarck in 187von, und zey qvickly became an industrial power, but zis great success vould last for only 50 years.

During ze 1900s, Germany got BTFO'd in Vorld Var Van und vas made into a Jewish puppet state known as ze Weimar Republic. Zen, out of refusal to be a good goy und rejection from art school, Adolf Hitler became chancellor of Germany und genocided 6 gorillion wholesome jewerinos. Zen, Germany got BTFO'd again in Vorld Var Two und vas divided between ze vest und ze east.

Finally, Germany vas reunited in 1990 und it returned to being a Jewish puppet state. Nowadays Germans are forced to kneel down for ZOG every day to ensure zat zey never forget ze 6 gorillion.

Many Sous Americans have a vierd fascination vis Germany mainly because zhey're great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfazer vas a german immigrant. Such latinxes are called wehraboos, krautaboos, groypers, etc.

Famous Germans[edit | edit source]

Things Germans Do Zat Amerimutts Don't[edit | edit source]

>Vhy do you let people be patriotic? Ve don't do zat in GERMANY
  • Zey have state healzcare.
  • Zey're not religious.
  • Zey don't let people be patriotic.
  • Zey don't let people have guns.
  • Zey make buildings from brick.
  • Zey have trains.
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