Labubu
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Anyone who owns a Labubu is trans btw, if that matters |
Labubus are coal.
Labubus are a satanic mix of Fumos and Funko Pops that are marketed towards women and children. Due to being the current thing, they occasionally appear in YouTube brainrot content. Labubus are commonly paired with Mulletjak, the modern day Soyjak.
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Labubus are produced and sold exclusively by a China-based retailer called Pop Mart and are sold in concealed boxes containing one Labubu.
They come in varying colors, and each series has a "Secret Labubu" which is the most sought after due to perceived "rarity". This is a very wise tactic from the company as there are "people" (retards) who will go into debt[1] to collect them.
In 2025 Labubus gained worldwide attention; authorities in Iraq's Kurdistan region would ban the sale of Labubus due to claims the dolls contained demonic spirits, and in Russia it was proposed to ban the sale of Labubus due to their frightening appearance and potential harm to children's mental health.[2]
Regardless, Labubus are yet another piece of useless trendy shit that will fade away. Just remember to buy a bar of Dubai chocolate on the way out.
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Labubus at 3 AM
