Labubu
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Anyone who owns a Labubu is trans, btw |
Labubus are coal.
Labubus are a satanic mix of Fumos and Funko Pops for women and children, with a little bit of gambling on the side. Due to being the current thing, they sometimes appear in YouTube brainrot content. Labubus are commonly paired up with Mulletjak, the modern day Soyjak.
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Labubus are produced and sold exclusively by a China-based retailer called Pop Mart; they are sold in concealed boxes that each have one Labubu inside.
They can be of varying colors, and each series has a "Secret Labubu" which is the most sought after one due to perceived "rarity". This is a very wise tactic from the company's side as there are people (retards) who will go into literal debt to get all of them.
In 2025 Labubus gained worldwide attention; authorities in Iraq's Kurdistan region would ban the sale of Labubus due to claims the dolls contained demonic spirits, and in Russia it was proposed to ban the sale of Labubus due to their frightening appearance and potential harm to children's mental health.
Either way, Labubus are yet another piece of useless trendy shit that will fade away. Just remember to buy a bar of Dubai chocolate on the way out.
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Labubus at 3 AM
