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Touhou Project or 東方プロジェクト (pronounced “toe-hoe”) also known as Project Shrine Maiden, or Troonhou is a series of Japanese video games created by Japanese solo developed Jun'ya Ota aka ZUN under the moniker of Team Shanghai Alice. Since 1996, he has published 20 main games alongside 13 spinoffs. Touhou has always been a very popular series on /bant/, and with some soyteens. This is thanks to it being relatively cemented in 4chan and /qa/ culture. It also has it's own banner on the sharty(2 ones actually).

The Gayms[edit | edit source]

Or however the sharting goes.

Touhou 1/東方靈異伝[edit | edit source]

Arkanoid but shit.

>Kenyan IP

Touhou 2/東方封魔録[edit | edit source]

Reimu fights Marisa and xher BVLL Mima.

Touhou 3/東方夢時空[edit | edit source]

Folding chairs and nightmare AI.

Touhou 4/東方幻想郷[edit | edit source]

Yuuka needs to take magnesium pills.

Touhou 5/東方怪綺談[edit | edit source]

You go to Niggerhell and beat the subordinate of Shitson the Coalson. The last of the PC-98 Era games.

Touhou 6/東方紅魔郷[edit | edit source]

Selfish little fuck refuses to wear a parasol, also the blue haired fuck (Cirno) makes xer first appearance here.

CIRNOCUCKS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

Touhou Ϫ/東方牛糞[edit | edit source]

הנחת המוצא היא שראש שירות, כמו מספר תפקידים נוספים, לא יכול לכהן אם הוא לא נהנה מאמון הממשלה" – כשהייעוץ המשפטי לממשלה הבין שלא ניתן לכפות ראש שב"כ על ממשלה שאיבדה בו אמון משפטנים שמתנגדים לפיטורי ראש השב"כ מסבירים מדוע למרות שהממשלה רשאית לפטר את ראש השב"כ, אין פירוש הדבר שהיא יכולה לעשות את זה בפועל, שכן הכל תלוי בנסיבות. חיים רמון שהיה שותף לדיונים בוועדה של הכנסת שעסקה בחקיקת חוק השב"כ, מספר ממקור ראשון כיצד חברי הכנסת, ואז גם הייעוץ המשפטי לממשלה, היו בדעה אחת שהממשלה יכולה להדיח את ראש השב"כ, בכל סיטואציה שהיא, ושראש שב"כ לא יכול לכהן אם הוא לא נהנה מאמון הממשלה

شيت أفريوان كارز أبوت أو الغو

Meds, Touhou Ϫ is not real and Ϫ is not a number.

^ rapes every single thing that moves

Touhou 7/東方妖々夢[edit | edit source]

You meet some hags, one claims xhe's 17 or something.[1] She is also a whale if that matters.

Touhou 8/東方永夜抄[edit | edit source]

Moonman reference or so I've been told.

Touhou 9/東方花映塚[edit | edit source]

Lazy bitch is slacking off(wow, xhe's literally me), also Yuuka comes back or some shit

Touhou 10/東方風神録[edit | edit source]

Reimu's shack got some competition, you also meet a shy blue haired kappa>wi 河童 r ias オブセスト 人間 または何か OHNONONONONNOO[2] , a misfortune god, [3] pepe's waifu, [4]and you also meet a goddess with good smelling feet.minoriko.jpeg[5]

Touhou 11/東方地霊殿[edit | edit source]

Marisa makes sure that NOTHING EVER HAPPENS, you also meet a selfish little fuck who lives on a bridge and a green haired retard. Also a nuclear bird who commits genocide.

Touhou 12/東方星蓮船[edit | edit source]

Spadeson levels of race treason are reached, you also meet some mousetranny[6] und Captain Coal's sister[7]

Touhou 13/東方神霊廟[edit | edit source]

OH MY SOYTAN IT HAS A VALID TRANS XUEEN IN IT!!! (even though miko isnt ackshually even xrans o algo)

Touhou 14/東方輝針城[edit | edit source]

Attempted anarchist revolution(Total Chudcel Death btw)

Touhou 15/東方紺珠伝[edit | edit source]

Chink gets a severe clitty leakage and teams up with the goddess of niggerhell to kill da lunARYANS or something. Amerimuttfairies from niggerhell.

Touhou 16/東方天空璋[edit | edit source]

Okina wants more servants to molest.

Touhou 17/東方鬼形獣[edit | edit source]

You go to another Niggerhell.

Touhou 18/東方虹龍洞[edit | edit source]

happy merchant.jpg you also meet a green version of that same blue haired jew[8]

Touhou 19/東方獣王園[edit | edit source]

It's dogshit.

Touhou 20/東方錦上京[edit | edit source]

It has gems or something.

Touhou 21/東方賴索托[edit | edit source]

Barney Porn

Touhou 22/東方im trans btw[edit | edit source]

Several terror attacks take place.

Touhou 23/東方陰莖黑鬼[edit | edit source]

Barney gets raped by ZOGlets.

Touhou 24/東方or something[edit | edit source]

Always online. Complete horseshit.

Touhou 25/東方霊夢と魔理沙 レズビアンセックス[edit | edit source]

Uncensored lesbian porn. (Coal)

Touhou 26/東方コブソン (upcoming)[edit | edit source]

ZVN moves to Unreal Engine 6. Touhou 26 is slated to release on June 24, 2039.

Relationship with the Sharty[edit | edit source]

Touhou content used to be very popular in the Sharty (and still is) due to tranime's popularity on 4cuck including the original 'jakker Promised Land, though this had angered many fans of other series such as Ongezellig or Neon Genesis Evangelion.

It is also the culture of tranny imageboards such as bantculture (run by an obsessed Latinx who used to post on soyjak party until xhe was 'oxed).

Citations

Touhou Project
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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