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Touhou Project or 東方プロジェクト (pronounced “toe-hoe”) also known as Project Shrine Maiden, or Troonhou is a series of Japanese video games created by Japanese solo developer and Jun'ya Ota (太田順也 Oota Jun'ya) under the moniker ZUN. Since 1996, he has published 20 main games alongside 13 spinoffs. Touhou has always been a very popular series on /bant/, and with some soyteens. This is thanks to it being relatively cemented in 4chan and /qa/ culture. It also has it's two banners on the sharty. (One spoofing a title of a game, and one depicting character Tenshi Hinanawi drinking soylent) It's also the japanese equivalent of the freddy fazbear poppy playtime Fortnite Mr beast vs evil baby sitter Minecraft 3 am noob vs pro vs god vs hacker 100 day hardcore videos on jewtube.[1]

The Gayms[edit | edit source]

Or however the sharting goes.

幻想郷 is FULL of disturbing criminals
Some actions taken by individuals in this group are not in accordance with the law.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.

Touhou 1/東方靈異伝[edit | edit source]

Arkanoid but shit.

>Kenyan IP

Touhou 2/東方封魔録[edit | edit source]

Reimu fights Marisa and xher BVLL Mima.

Touhou 3/東方夢時空[edit | edit source]

Folding chairs and nightmare AI.

Touhou 4/東方幻想郷[edit | edit source]

Yuuka needs to take magnesium pills.

Touhou 5/東方怪綺談[edit | edit source]

You go to Niggerhell and beat the subordinate of Shitson the Coalson. The last of the PC-98 Era games.

Touhou 6/東方紅魔郷[edit | edit source]

《红美铃》是宇宙和諧的一個例子。

Selfish little fuck refuses to wear a parasol, so you ACK some chink, whore, cordpedo, and wageARYAN, then her, also the blue haired fuck (Cirno) makes xer first appearance here.

TouhouDEITIES...

Touhou Ϫ/東方牛糞[edit | edit source]

הנחת המוצא היא שראש שירות, כמו מספר תפקידים נוספים, לא יכול לכהן אם הוא לא נהנה מאמון הממשלה" – כשהייעוץ המשפטי לממשלה הבין שלא ניתן לכפות ראש שב"כ על ממשלה שאיבדה בו אמון משפטנים שמתנגדים לפיטורי ראש השב"כ מסבירים מדוע למרות שהממשלה רשאית לפטר את ראש השב"כ, אין פירוש הדבר שהיא יכולה לעשות את זה בפועל, שכן הכל תלוי בנסיבות. חיים רמון שהיה שותף לדיונים בוועדה של הכנסת שעסקה בחקיקת חוק השב"כ, מספר ממקור ראשון כיצד חברי הכנסת, ואז גם הייעוץ המשפטי לממשלה, היו בדעה אחת שהממשלה יכולה להדיח את ראש השב"כ, בכל סיטואציה שהיא, ושראש שב"כ לא יכול לכהן אם הוא לא נהנה מאמון הממשלה

شيت أفريوان كارز أبوت أو الغو

Meds, Touhou Ϫ is not real and Ϫ is not a number.

^ rapes every single thing that moves

Touhou 7/東方妖々夢[edit | edit source]

You meet some hags, one claims xhe's 17 (doctos) or something.[2] She is also a whale if that matters. The other hag thoughever is a fat fuck that loves to consume niggerslop, xhe is seen ordering her faggot cuck actual mulatto autist wageslave [3] to bring xer soylent o algo. Xhe may have also eaten a humanoid night sparrow.[4] there is also a 3rd hag but only gooners, trannies who were beat by their mothers and a cliteral who care about xem.[5] There is also a band of three britbong girls but since none of them know how to play guitar they're SNCA niggerbrim that only faggots would listen and thus got deported to Gensokyo or something

Touhou 7.5/東方萃夢想[edit | edit source]

You fight Josh Block, or so I'm told

Touhou 8/東方永夜抄[edit | edit source]

Moonman reference or so I've been told. NovaOnline and Daniel Larson are beefing because fuck ass Bob got blacked o algo, so Anthony Fauci teams up with Gabriel Gage who lives at 3425 W Box Canyon Dr, Post Falls, ID 83854 to black and the entire moon and thus Niggersokyo is there, Anthony Fauci invents the aryan vaccine that turns even the biggest shitskin ESL faggot jeet into a vantawhite unbothered aryan but only gives it to xerself and one other faggot that just goons all day because nophono cares. tewi appears here or something.

Somebaldi cares!

Touhou 9/東方花映塚[edit | edit source]

Lazy bitch is slacking off (wow, xhe's literally me), also Yuuka comes back or some shit you also meet a humanoid crow who works for MSNBC. [6] Marisa gets a rule Ϫ from all soysphere related sites with no chance of appeal for petty theft and lying to schizo faggots or something.

Touhou 9.5/東方文花帖[edit | edit source]

Aya sets out to photograph bosses from previous Touhou games. However, it is never revealed why she takes these photos. At one point it is pointed out that "No one knows the purpose of the photos, except Aya", and the only reason she does not shoot the opponents is "not to be nice, but because she doesn't want her bullets in the picture." or something

Touhou 10/東方風神録[edit | edit source]

Reimu's shack got some competition, you also meet a shy blue haired kappa who is sometimes drawn with big breasts for whatever reason.これは決して起こらなかった、これは河童種族に対する露骨な中傷だ、あなたはそれ以上調査しないだろう。>wi 河童 r ias オブセスト 人間 または何か OHNONONONONNOO[7] , a misfortune god, [8] average frogposter, [9] a goddess with good smelling feet.[10] Also potatoes and oreos and delicious fruits. minoriko.jpeg[11] and the current PM of Japan (except if she was a Jewish zogslave). [12]

Touhou 10.5/東方緋想天[edit | edit source]

A blue haired retard from aryanheaven who works for HAARP causes chaos in Gensokyo for the 1488th time.[13]

Touhou 11/東方地霊殿[edit | edit source]

Marisa makes sure that NOTHING EVER HAPPENS, you also meet a selfish little fuck [14] who lives on a bridge, a buff ogre crashout from Ohio, who on my momma don't play like dat, and a green haired retard. [15]Also a nuclear bird who commits genocide.[16]

Touhou 12/東方星蓮船[edit | edit source]

聖白蓮 is a left-wing tranny!

You fight a heckin' decent human being you also meet some mousetranny[17] und Captain Coal's sister[18] aliens from Jupiter come to earth to tickle you're butt or something

Touhou 13/東方神霊廟[edit | edit source]

豊聡耳神子 is a right-wing chudcel!

OH MY SOYTAN IT HAS A VALID TRANS XUEEN IN IT!!! (even though miko isnt ackshually even xrans o algo)[19], xe's does is having with a friend with that does have bad grammars and spellings becuase they are been a ESL [20] some green bitch who has a perpetually leaking clitty for some reason, and Diddy[21] if that matters >ドキドキ★ワクワク 胸がタカナル 私のココロ奪うのはア・ナ・タ

Touhou 14/東方輝針城[edit | edit source]

Attempted anarchist revolution (Total Chudcel Death btw)

Touhou 15/東方紺珠伝[edit | edit source]

Chink gets a severe clitty leakage and teams up with the goddess of niggerhell to kill da lunARYANS or something. Amerimuttfairies from niggerhell.

Touhou 16/東方天空璋[edit | edit source]

>OKINA WAS ARYAN FIRST SAAR

Okina wants more servants to molest.[22]

Touhou 17/東方鬼形獣[edit | edit source]

You go to another Niggerhell.

Touhou 18/東方虹龍洞[edit | edit source]

happy merchant.jpg you also meet a green version of that same blue haired kappa who lives on a mountain. Just like xer blue haired counterpart, xhe is also sometimes drawn with big breasts for whatever reason. [23]

Touhou 19/東方獣王園[edit | edit source]

It's dogshit.

Touhou 20/東方錦上京[edit | edit source]

It has gems or something.

Touhou 21/東方賴索托[edit | edit source]

Barney Porn

Touhou 22/東方im trans btw(知らんけど)[edit | edit source]

Several terror attacks take place.

Touhou 23/東方黒鬼陰茎[edit | edit source]

Barney gets raped by ZOGlets.

Touhou 24/東方or something[edit | edit source]

Always online. Complete horseshit.

Touhou 25/東方霊夢と魔理沙のレズエッチ [edit | edit source]

Uncensored lesbian porn.

Touhou 26/東方コブソン (upcoming)[edit | edit source]

ZVN moves to Unreal Engine 6. Touhou 26 is slated to release on June 24, 2039.

Touhou 30/東方習近平之巨大魔羅[edit | edit source]

Nitori destroys the three gorges dam with xer newest invention "le ███████", killing around eight hundred seventy-nine trillion seven hundred eighty-nine billion seven hundred eighty-nine million seven hundred eighty-nine thousand seven hundred eighty-nine chinks.

Touhou 41/東方私は自分の乳房を切り落としました[edit | edit source]

Reimu chops off her breasts and comes out as a pooner before committing suicide, Marisa does drugs n shit.

Touhou 56/東方大便撒き散らし[edit | edit source]

Touhou 61/東方皆さん、これは全く関係ないのですが、私のIPアドレスではファイルをアップロードできません。Janniesはこれを解決できますか?ありがとうございます。 (upcoming)[edit | edit source]

Touhou 67/東方マスタードとマンゴー (upcoming)[edit | edit source]

YOU HAVE TO FIGHT SCP-67. MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO

Relationship with the Sharty[edit | edit source]

Touhou content used to be very popular in 4chan's /qa/, though this has died down significantly due to the average soyteen disliking tranime.

It is also the culture of tranny imageboards such as bantculture (run by an obsessed Latinx who used to post on soyjak party until xhe was 'oxed).

Citations

Touhou Project
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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