Touhou Project

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OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!! FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE

All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim! "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH"

All fumos belong in niggerhell

Touhou Project or 東方プロジェクト (pronounced “toe-hoe”) also known as Project Shrine Maiden, or Troonhou is a series of Japanese video games created by Japanese solo developer and Jun'ya Ota (太田順也 Oota Jun'ya) under the moniker ZUN. Since 1996, he has published 20 main games alongside 13 spinoffs. Touhou has always been a very popular series on /bant/, and with some soyteens. This is thanks to it being relatively cemented in 4chan and /qa/ culture. It also has it's two banners on the sharty. (One spoofing a title of a game, and one depicting character Tenshi Hinanawi drinking soylent) It's also the japanese equivalent of the freddy fazbear poppy playtime Fortnite Mr beast vs evil baby sitter Minecraft 3 am noob vs pro vs god vs hacker 100 day hardcore videos on jewtube.

The Gayms

Or however the sharting goes.

幻想郷 is FULL of disturbing criminals Some actions taken by individuals in this group are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned.

Touhou 1/東方靈異伝

Arkanoid but shit.

>Kenyan IP

Touhou 2/東方封魔録

Reimu fights Marisa and xher BVLL Mima.

Touhou 3/東方夢時空

Folding chairs and nightmare AI.

Touhou 4/東方幻想郷

Yuuka needs to take magnesium pills.

Touhou 5/東方怪綺談

You go to Niggerhell and beat the subordinate of Shitson the Coalson. The last of the PC-98 Era games.

Touhou 6/東方紅魔郷

Selfish little fuck refuses to wear a parasol, so you ACK some chink, whore, cordpedo, and wageARYAN, then her, also the blue haired fuck (Cirno) makes xer first appearance here.

TouhouDEITIES...

Touhou Ϫ/東方牛糞

הנחת המוצא היא שראש שירות, כמו מספר תפקידים נוספים, לא יכול לכהן אם הוא לא נהנה מאמון הממשלה" – כשהייעוץ המשפטי לממשלה הבין שלא ניתן לכפות ראש שב"כ על ממשלה שאיבדה בו אמון משפטנים שמתנגדים לפיטורי ראש השב"כ מסבירים מדוע למרות שהממשלה רשאית לפטר את ראש השב"כ, אין פירוש הדבר שהיא יכולה לעשות את זה בפועל, שכן הכל תלוי בנסיבות. חיים רמון שהיה שותף לדיונים בוועדה של הכנסת שעסקה בחקיקת חוק השב"כ, מספר ממקור ראשון כיצד חברי הכנסת, ואז גם הייעוץ המשפטי לממשלה, היו בדעה אחת שהממשלה יכולה להדיח את ראש השב"כ, בכל סיטואציה שהיא, ושראש שב"כ לא יכול לכהן אם הוא לא נהנה מאמון הממשלה

شيت أفريوان كارز أبوت أو الغو

Touhou 7/東方妖々夢

You meet some hags, one claims xhe's 17 (doctos) or something. She is also a whale if that matters, xe can also manipulates boundaries and shit, xer favorite method of sliding on opps is using trains, so the next time a train gets derailed on your shitting street, blame this bitch instead of the pakis. The other hag thoughever is a fat fuck that loves to consume niggerslop, xhe is seen ordering her faggot cuck actual mulatto autist wageslave to bring xer soylent o algo. Xhe may have also eaten a humanoid night sparrow. there is also a 3rd hag but only gooners, trannies who were beat by their mothers and a cliteral who care about xem. There is also a band of three britbong girls but since none of them know how to play guitar they're SNCA niggerbrim that only faggots would listen and thus got deported to Gensokyo or something

Touhou 7.5/東方萃夢想

You fight Josh Block, or so I'm told

Touhou 8/東方永夜抄

Moonman reference or so I've been told. NovaOnline and Daniel Larson are beefing because fuck ass Bob got blacked o algo, so Anthony Fauci teams up with Gabriel Gage who lives at 3425 W Box Canyon Dr, Post Falls, ID 83854 to black and the entire moon and thus Niggersokyo is there, Anthony Fauci invents the aryan vaccine that turns even the biggest shitskin ESL faggot jeet into a vantawhite unbothered aryan but only gives it to xerself and one other faggot that just goons all day because nophono cares. tewi appears here or something.

Somebaldi cares!

Touhou 9/東方花映塚

Lazy bitch is slacking off (wow, xhe's literally me), also Yuuka comes back or some shit you also meet a humanoid crow who works for MSNBC. Marisa gets a rule Ϫ from all soysphere related sites with no chance of appeal for petty theft and lying to schizo faggots or something.

Touhou 9.5/東方文花帖

Aya sets out to photograph bosses from previous Touhou games. However, it is never revealed why she takes these photos, this or may not imply that Aya has taken photo's of someones coinslot at some point. At one point it is pointed out that "No one knows the purpose of the photos, except Aya", and the only reason she does not shoot the opponents is "not to be nice, but because she doesn't want her bullets in the picture." or something

Touhou 10/東方風神録

Reimu's shack got some competition, you also meet a shy(that's aryan shemmycuck) blue haired kappa who is sometimes drawn with big breasts for whatever reason.これは決して起こらなかった、これは河童種族に対する露骨な中傷だ、あなたはそれ以上調査しないだろう。 , a misfortune god, average frogposter, a goddess with good smelling feet. Also potatoes and oreos and delicious fruits. and the current PM of Japan (except if she was a Jewish zogslave).

Touhou 10.5/東方緋想天

A blue haired retard from aryanheaven who works for HAARP causes chaos in Gensokyo for the 1488th time.

Touhou 11/東方地霊殿

Marisa makes sure that NOTHING EVER HAPPENS, you also meet a selfish little fuck who lives on a bridge, a buff ogre crashout from Ohio, who on my momma don't play like dat, and a green haired retard. Also a nuclear bird who commits genocide.

Touhou 12/東方星蓮船

聖白蓮 is a left-wing tankie!

You fight a heckin' decent human being you also meet some mousetranny und Captain Coal's sister aliens from Jupiter come to earth to tickle you're butt or something

Touhou 13/東方神霊廟

豊聡耳神子 is a right-wing misogynist!

OH MY SOYTAN IT HAS A VALID TRANS XUEEN IN IT!!! (even though miko isnt ackshually even xrans o algo), xe's does is having with a friend with that does have bad grammars and spellings becuase they are been a ESL some green bitch who has a perpetually leaking clitty for some reason, and FNF Pedo if that matters >ドキドキ★ワクワク　胸がタカナル　私のココロ奪うのはア・ナ・タ

Touhou 14/東方輝針城

Attempted anarchist revolution (Total Chudcel Death btw)

Touhou 15/東方紺珠伝

Chink gets a severe clitty leakage and teams up with the goddess of niggerhell to kill da lunARYANS or something. Amerimuttfairies from niggerhell.

Touhou 16/東方天空璋

>OKINA WAS ARYAN FIRST SAAR

Okina wants more servants to molest.

Touhou 17/東方鬼形獣

You go to another Niggerhell.

Touhou 18/東方虹龍洞

happy merchant.jpg you also meet a green version of that same blue haired kappa who lives on a mountain. Just like xer blue haired counterpart, xhe is also sometimes drawn with big breasts for whatever reason.

Touhou 19/東方獣王園

Froot's distant eggplant and some Muslim try to bait people to going to niggerhell or something. Goku appears in this game if that matters.

Touhou 20/東方錦上京

It has gems or something.

Touhou 21/東方賴索托

Barney Porn

Touhou 22/東方im trans btw（知らんけど）

Several terror attacks take place.

Touhou 23/東方黒鬼陰茎

Barney gets raped by ZOGlets.

Touhou 24/東方or something

Always online. Complete horseshit.

Touhou 25/東方霊夢と魔理沙のレズエッチ

Uncensored lesbian porn.

Upcoming games

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

JartyHoe 67/東方动态网自由门天安門天安门法輪功李洪志

SQY VEY THE SQYIM KNQVV

Touhou 26/東方コブソン (upcoming)

ZVN moves to Unreal Engine 6. Touhou 26 is slated to release on June 24, 2039.

Touhou 30/東方習近平之巨大魔羅

Nitori destroys the three gorges dam with xer newest invention "le ███████", killing around eight hundred seventy-nine trillion seven hundred eighty-nine billion seven hundred eighty-nine million seven hundred eighty-nine thousand seven hundred eighty-nine chinks, she gets raped by Marisa 4 days later.

Touhou 41/東方私は自分の乳房を切り落としました

Reimu chops off her breasts and comes out as a pooner before committing suicide, Marisa does drugs n shit and becomes the shroom's biggest gegbvll before becomaing the female equivalent of Rapeson. It turns out Flandre and Marisa bullied the pooned out Reimu (GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG).

Touhou 42/東方黒人のペニス

Yukari sends Hitler's sprunki bbc to another dimension.

Touhou 67/東方マスタードとマンゴー (upcoming)

YOU HAVE TO FIGHT SCP-67. MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO

Touhou 69/東方舔我的屁眼

Donald Trump destroys the SDM and replaces it with the Trump Tower, this causes Remillia to lose her shit go full SJW mode.

Touhou 70/東方眼便撒自

poop and fairies dying

Touhou 99/東方にとりとたかねのレズビアンセックス

Uncensored Lesbian Porn 2, Nitori and Takane later on both die in the Great Kappa Genocide of 2014

Touhou 100/東方東方東方東方東方東方

touhou

Touhou 720/東方順便說一句，Xbox是跨性別的

Touhou finally comes to Game Pass (at the same time it now costs $6767 because fuck you)

Relationship with the Sharty

Touhou content used to be very popular in 4chan's /qa/, though this has died down significantly due to the average soyteen disliking tranime.

It is also the culture of tranny imageboards such as bantculture (run by an obsessed Latinx who used to post on soyjak party until xhe was 'oxed).

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