Your mom

>Though maybe you were looking for Mumma?

This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!

💞 OH MY GODFAUCISCIENCE SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!! 💞This page features a very pretty woman

This page is a gem.

MAMA MAMAAAA TURN ON COCOMELON

>MUMMA

the wide frame makes the mom looks like a tranny a bit

Your mom, also known as Mother and Joe Biden Mama, is a woman of many things, being your mom and all. Her favorite pastime is scrolling Facebook and telling you to shut the fuck up when you have a mental breakdown because you fell for the most obvious bait thread on der sharty. She is also a proud autism mom!

Facts About Your Mom

• She cares about and loves (You) (Hopefully)
• She LOVES cooking you GREAT and nutritious food.
• She LOVES your dad. (Hopefully)
• She is a Gem!
• She is not embarrassed of picking you up from your special needs class at school!
• She is married to Your Dad.
• (You) should treat her with love and respect, she cares a lot about (You) and loves (You) a lot!
• There’s a 50% chance she didn’t intend to have (You), but still loved (You) as soon as the day (You) became apparent. 37% chance if you’re an amerimutt (AmeriGOD win).
• She makes great tendies and nuggies.
• She either stayed at home to raise (You) or balanced her life between work and raising (You).

^ All of these statements above are TRVTHNUKES^{[unless you are spongie (raped by mom award)]}

Things Your Mom Likes

• Wine
• Me
• Getting fuc.k.ed by many
• You (probably)
• Your dad (Hopefully)
• Your sister (Hopefully)
• When you do your homework instead of going on the bald men with glasses website, nusoi.

See also

• Your dad
• Your brother
• Your sister
• Your grandma
• Your cousin
• Yo Mama