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James
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
James is a soyjak that represents the average Soyjak Wiki user. He's very similar to Nate, but has two main differences: his hair is all grey due to years of memorizing shit nobody cares about on the wiki, and his sleeves are colored purple instead of red.
He was created in the same thread as Dan, in which soyteens were brainstorming ideas for mascots of other Soysphere sites.
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James was born on January 28th, 2012 in Denver, Colorado. He was instantly identified as severely autistic, so much so that even now, he can barely speak properly. He became friends with Dan Bykes at a very young age, and for some fucking reason, his parents gave him internet access at age 5, instead of actual treatment. This resulted in what he is today.
He is to this day friends with Dan Bykes, and also Nate Higgerson, after meeting him in a raid against 4cuck. Apart from these two niggers, he has no friends.
During the cacacaust, he was executed with a machete on his birthday.
