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This nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!

James is a soyjak that represents the average Soyjak Wiki user. He's very similar to Nate, but has two main differences: his hair is all grey due to years of memorizing shit nobody cares about on the wiki, and his sleeves are colored purple instead of red.

He was created in the same thread as Dan, in which soyteens were brainstorming ideas for mascots of other Soysphere sites.

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James was born on January 28th, 2008 in Denver, Colorado. He was instantly identified as severely autistic, so much so that even now, he can barely speak properly. He became friends with Dan Bykes at a very young age, and for some fucking reason, his parents gave him internet access at age 5, instead of actual treatment. This resulted in what he is today.

He is to this day friends with Dan Bykes, and also Nate Higgerson, after meeting him in a raid against 4cuck. Apart from these two niggers, he has no friends.

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