Oxymoron

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This article is not a stub. This is all there is to know about the subject.

Oxymorons are topazes.

An Oxymoron is when you put two words together that are complete opposites.

Oxymorons are usually unintentionally written by people trying to:

• Advocate for their dysfunctional ideologies
• Explain how being on der 'cord doesn't make you a pedophile
• Argue that Cobson isn't a gem

If you see someone use an oxymoron to justify whatever they're arguing for, whether intentionally or not, it's safe to say their entire argument can be ignored.

Examples

• Gigacel
• Anti-pedo 'cord
• Aryan shemmycuck
• Working commiepedotroonism
• Oldsoicaca
• Cobson WNBAG

How it's actually used in real life

• awfully good
• deafening silence
• old news