Paganism

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Paganism, also known as LARPaganism and Faganism is a broad term for religions that weren't naturally constructed around the Abrahamic God. According to (((them))), pagans are defined as "adherents of a polytheistic religion in antiquity, especially when viewed in contrast to an adherent of a monotheistic religion". Paganism in the west mostly died off around the 1200s after the Pope called in his personal army to go ass-rape the Baltics because they made xis clitty leak. Nowadays, Paganism is mostly practiced by chuds who think they're literally Varg and that they're saving the white race by arguing with retards on /pol/ all day. Most pagan religions are animistic, as in believing that all things have spirits. Jews, satanists and Freemasons welcome paganism with open arms since the moment the Jews rejected Christ 2000 years ago.

Different Pagan Religions

Ancient Canaanite Religion

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The Canaanite religion was the religion practiced by the Israelites prior to the canonization of Yahweh as the supreme and sole deity (per the Second Commandment). Archeology & textual analysis show that Canaan was polytheistic in nature, worshipping deities like Baal and Asherah, with a deity called El at the head of the pantheon. Canaanite polytheism and its battle against early Yahwism is shown most notably in the Bible's First Book of Kings, where the Yahwist prophet Elijah challenges the prophets of Baal to see which deity is supreme. Yahweh is victorious, successfully raining fire down from heaven, with Baal unable to perform any actions at all. The Israelites react by slitting the throats of Baal's prophets.

Hinduism

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Hinduism is a disgusting religion that has child sacrifice, slavery, coprophagia, and cow worship. (you know who else worships cows...) The sheer amount of local traditions blended into it is too long for anyone to write down, so... The author should kill himself.

Paganism and "Morality"

According to historians and archeologists, Ancient Canaanite religion approved of incest, Mayan, Aztec, and Mesopotamian religions took part in human sacrifice, and the Greek and Roman pagans continuously practiced pedophilia. (ohnononononoo roman and greekxissies...)

Paganism Today

The last non-constructed religions that can be considered pagan in the modern world are Hinduism, and Shinto.^{[Buddhism also isn't Abrahamic, no?]}.

Neo-paganism is a LARP that only troons and braniggers partake in. They reconstruct and worship their land's deities to "return to tradition", without the human sacrifices and other degeneracy (Are you sure?). They warp these deities to be heckin wholesome supporters of their actions.

The most famous breed of neo-pagan LARPs as Nordic. They are all faggots, as they worship horsecock. They also worship Odin, who drinks semen to replenish his powers.

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Relationship with the Sharty

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Paganism seems to be a very controversial topic on the Sharty due to the majority of soyteens being Christian or at least being from countries where Christianity is the dominant religion. While pagans aren't a common sight on the Sharty (except for on /pol/), when they do show up they seem to rile up almost everyone in whatever thread they're posting in. The average interaction with a pagan on the sharty always involves the pagan posting some boring wall of text with a caption that's meant to insult Christianity, and spamming AI generated frogs.

The actually good Paganism

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There is, however, one kind of Paganism that Christ can forgive you for. It revolves around the rebellious Argentinian genius named Horacio Pagani. He is worshipped for creating his own path knitted out of carbon fiber and mastering the "automobile as art" philosophy. What separates this religion from other woodman fairytales is that he is alive and among us, visiting automotive shows and giving interviews.

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See also

• The tree hugging pagancuck perspective