God
>you VILL capitalize “GOD”. you VILL NOT depict him, doe
>OH MY HECKIN' GOD-I MEAN Uhh uhh uhh fuckfuckshitfuckshit I MEAN SCIENCE!!! plssss don't downvote me :(God (Latin: Deus; Hebrew: יהוה, yhwh; Arabic: ٱللَّٰه, Allāh), also known as Science™© is the creator of the universe and the guy who invented niggers. However, he also invented white people, so it evens out. Also, he made everything else. God is believed in by Jews, Muslims, Christians, and a bunch of other religions nobody cares about.
Some religions also have the concept of Multiple Gods. This is called Polytheism (or Paganism if you're a chvd).
Amerimutts get super pissy whenever you say "oh my God" because it's "taking the Lord's name in vain" (ev&oe countries like Russia and Italy which are far more religious than the United States have very commonly-used equivalent phrases to "oh my God") <- Weekly church attendance by Christians in Italy is comparable, if not lower, than America, and in Russia it's significantly lower. Even if these countries have more "Christians", they aren't "far more religious" than America.
GOD is also used in sharty dialect at the end of a word to discribe a soyteen who has great skill in a field (examples; HACKERGOD(s), DOXGOD(s)).
Gallery of depictions[edit | edit source]
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An atheist's depiction of god. -
A religious depiction of god.
