Sentient nameroll theory

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NO, THE NAMEROLL ISN'T ALIVE. CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION.

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>OH MY HECKING SOOTERINO DID THE NAME DO THE THING THAT WAS FUNNY THAT DID THE THING THAT MADE OP LOOK FOOLISH?!?!?? ERM OH MY KARL MARX THIS IS LITTERALLY SO AWESOME SAUSE IT MAKES ME WANNA GO CHUG DOWN A FEW IPA'S AND GET MYSELF A VESECTOMY1!1!1!1!!1

The sentient nameroll theory is the theory that the Sharty's nameroll system is either a fully aware and alive humanoid AI system or homunculus trapped/connected in the servers and code of the Sharty that knows the meaning of and controls the nameroll it gives 'teens depending on the content within a thread or reply and its context. An example of this is making a thread about BBC and getting the nameroll of Spadeson or Tyrone. [1](Trvst me, Goyim, it is just selective attention. The nameroll isn't alive.)

The origin of this theory is unknown, mostly likely because the original person who found out about it was █████████ by those who glow for knowing too much. This theory would also explain a mass "layoff" of employees from cloudflare and the mysterious reason Admins out of nowhere dropped cloudflare for Soysphere servers in the first place.

The 'teens that mention sentient namerolls can be seen as the Sharty equivalent of the users on 4chan that post their captcha GETs

Examples

• Everyone I don't agree with getting Alicia
• Everyone I agree with getting Gigachad
• Shitlita defenders getting Jartycuck
• BBC posters getting Spadeson
• Racemixing supporters getting Merchant

How to prove that it's sentient

• Divide all possible namerolls into chunks of 26. Repeatedly assign letters to each of these chunks, including the remainder.
• Assign each name a letter aka a cypher.
• Make 50 posts, all with the body text "Hello, nameroll AI. You can write to us using the namerolls: (describe the nameroll cypher). This is message X out of 50 posts."
• Decypher the letters from the nameroll

INVESTIGATIVE REPORT OF SNRT (Leaked from the Central Intelligence Agency Archives/24)

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Undeniable proof

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  Proof of SNRT (sentient nameroll theory)
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  More proof of SNRT
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  The Sentient Nameroll phenomenon on a Eminemposting thread
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See also

• AI
• Conspiracy Theories
• Glowies
• Cloudflare