Race War
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This topic relates to soyjak.blog Here be namefags and SNCA. |
| 2025 Color Race War | |||||||||
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| Part of SNCA | |||||||||
 Fight, goyim, FIGHT! | |||||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||||
 RedSpergs |
 YellowTroons |
 GreenCacas |
 InterlopingBlues | ||||||
| Strength | |||||||||
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13 |
~17 |
~36 |
Everyone else on the Schlog Approximately 5 active participants | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||||
| 13 (TRD) | 5 | 25 | 500 brain cells | ||||||
The Race War of January 2025 was a competition on the Schlog, created by DOLL, designed to divide and conquer the Soyjak Blog raise PPH with bread and circuses on a boring site. Jannies assigned each participant 1 out 3 threat levels: Green, Yellow, and Red.
How the event worked[edit | edit source]
On January 17th 2025, DOLL created a thread called "Threat Level Assessment" where schloggers who sent messages in said chat would get their "Threat level assessed" by DOLL. Schloggers would get rated into their separate teams:
- Threat Level greens were the least threatening, but had the most team members. They would get a regular prize
- Threat level yellows for slightly threatening, who had a decent amount of schloggers under their belt. They would get a better prize.
- Threat level reds were the most threatening and dangerous, but had the fewest members overall. Red would get the best prize.
Anyone who did not (or refused to) get their threat level assessed were left the default Blue colour. Pink team was a single person team entirely comprised of only Jimbo, as transgenders weren't allowed to compete.
The harder it was to win said games, the better the prize at the end was. Afterwards the last standing player would receive the ultimate prize out of all the teams. Unfortunately there were way too many instances where schloggers would say "Give it to me" to get rated. Normal people just said "I'll roll" instead.
For the first half of the competition, each day of voting would cause the two highest voted for threat levels to lose members. The highest voted team would lose 10 members, and the second most voted for team would lose 5 members. The least voted for team would lose no members. Regardless of what colour you were, you could still vote for any team you wanted, even your own team. Even if teams lost members they could still make a comeback due to the multiple voting days.
When a voting day was done, the two highest voted for teams would have members randomly selected by DOLL, and then became "neutralized". They could still vote and participate but they weren't officially part of a team anymore.
Before the event[edit | edit source]
The goyim had no clue what threat levels meant as Doll wasn't revealing too much about the event. It actually wasn't considered to even be an event because most people just assumed that Doll was giving everyone coloured names for the sake of it. Red names were feared as they came out. Many people who had gotten the threat level green or yellow ranking tried to lobby and ask for a better ranking, yet nobody's ranking would change. Schlogteens instantly turned on one another and began race warring without Doll even saying anything about the event. Greens were considered harmless surfs and slaves, while yellows and reds were put on top of the proto-food chain. The map to the left was created before the event was announced, so it doesn't apply that much to later dates. As the day went on more information came out, such as it was an event. A popup on the bottom left of the page appeared, warning that everyone must get their threat level assessed before it was too late. Neutral flags were created in hopes of making some sort of alliance between threat levels to no avail.
Prizes[edit | edit source]
The gentile beasts of burden didn't know the prizes until the end of the event, but each team if they won got to keep their corresponding colours.
Green would get a 5 shekel gift card
Yellow got a 10 shekel gift card
Reds would get to watch Doll rent a drone, and fly it around a city dropping fliers and papers declaring red team's victory.
Combatants[edit | edit source]
Threat level Green[edit | edit source]
>Vote for BigMac lettuce 2025 or somethingKnown Greencacas
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Threat level Yellow[edit | edit source]
>Vote for McDonalds fries 2025 or somethingKnown YellowTroons
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Threat level Red[edit | edit source]
>Vote for McDonalds ketchup packet 2025 or somethingKnown RedSpergs
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Threat level Pink[edit | edit source]
>meds and bbc pink wasn't a real team just like how palestine isn't a real country or somethingKnown PinkSlutta
First day[edit | edit source]
The first day saw mainly Red and Green against eachother with the two teams getting almost all of the votes. While Green was busy gloating in the threads, yellow and reds were not as present. Team ups were offered with many agreeing that Red and Yellow weren't the real threat as green's numbers needed to be cut down as soon as possible. Yellows for most of the day had a ton of the votes since almost all of their members were being too lax. Blues and greens got into a fight causing some negative green shift that caused some realization that the prize green might get if they win is pretty much worthless. Greens all decided that taking out the big yellow first was top priority over red, as they saw little challenge in red's capabilities.
Second Day[edit | edit source]
Greens fought with yellows. Greens were voted highest and yellows second highest
Third Day[edit | edit source]
Greens pinned pro-green propoganda to the soybooru, and one particularly devoted chud make over 900 gazillion "green won" variants to shill to 'eens.
On this day greens and yellows with the guidance of some generous neutral voters decided to put their differences aside and vote red to the top. This significantly weakened the reds and reduced the majority of their userbase.
Fourth Day[edit | edit source]
The fourth day started a little later than the other days, and was considerably slower moving than the other 3 days. Arguments were hardly happening and posts were beginning to be few and far in between. Reds had been eliminated, and the "neutralized" tag was removed from everyone who previously had it (including other teams). As greens significantly outnumbered yellow, even with some reds voting for green too, there was just too many greens. There were clear signs that some tweaking needed to happen to how the event worked, and clear signs that the event was stretching on for too long for what it was worth.
Greens got the highest vote, and reds got the second vote, meaning they were the first team to be eliminated.
Filth Day[edit | edit source]
It was a tie until the last minute, when 6 votes switched to Green, making Yellow the victor for the round, and possibly the event. Nobody actually really cared.
Final Day[edit | edit source]
It was a close call due to both teams having large populations and shilling campaigns to impress neutral voters, and the side for the losing vote exchanged hands many times but the yellow teams was able to clutch a narrow win of around 4 votes with the help of unaffiliated and disqualified voters. Yellows would receive their prizes eventually, and the race war thread got locked. Around 1 or 2 green crybabies tried splurging out that they lost but most of the goyim were greatful that they had a super wholesome redditerino wholesome chungus 100 time and everyone forgot the next day, the end, go to sleep.
Thrembo Day[edit | edit source]
Never happened, keep reading chud...
Threat levels[edit | edit source]
Below is the explanation and galleries of the aforementioned threat levels.
Threat level red[edit | edit source]
Threat Level Red were the most tactical of the groups despite their low numbers compared to other factions. Reds would get the best prize if they won due to the amount of strategy and planning they'd need to utilize due to their relatively low member size. They mostly relied on getting the greens and yellows to fight each other and planning in secret via privated userpages. Cobson was the mascot of threat level red due to the 'ki article "The Day the 'Log Bled". Reds had the most thriving thread created with it getting the most replies. Greens did try and assault said thread, only for it to prove fruitless. Due to their relatively low numbers the other threat levels regarded reds as unimportant enough to go against in the first day of votes. Reds were called a variety of names like "redtards, redophiles, and commies". It didn't help that notorious pedophile former janny Red was called red as other teams tried to use that to their advantage. Luckily that didn't stick very well and other names were used more often. Reds did end up being the first team eliminated in the end after greens yellows and jewtral voters teamed up to kill them off.
During a slow time in the event on the second day, one red user recorded a video of xim spreading threat level red propaganda all over Giggly Goonclown's house and car, which was one of the biggest highlights of the event.
Threat level yellow[edit | edit source]
Yellows were the most laid back of the threat levels, not pushing too hard for a win. While they did create some OC's and 'Tosses they were limited in number. A lot of yellows wished to become red. No thread was created for yellows as it seemed almost all of them were taking vacations instead of trying to win. Despite popular belief, pickle chink is not the mascot for the yellow team. After awhile on the second day the yellows only thread was created for yellows but wasn't used very often. Since yellows were so lazy and hardly created any OC's for themselves they bounced between a few and then just ended up with the Chinese Jakiplier because I said so.
Threat level green[edit | edit source]
Threat level greens were considered the most numerous of the factions, although despite this also considered braindead. Their sheer numbers were labeled "the green wave", a hypothetical green sweep that would dominate the polls. They denied a red wave of even existing but forgot Trump got elected. The green only chat existed, although frequent red raids and interference was present. Green's mostly fought with yellows, although infighting and self-voting were present. Greens were often called Zombies, "greentards", and "Kiwis". They called their own thread "the grove" too. Greens are the most numerous out of all the colors and WILL win. The green team overall had very poor management and had to be carried by alliances mediated by neutral voters. Many green votes that got eliminated changed their votes in the later rounds and other green members just gave up because their goonbuddies were on the other teams.
Threat level blue[edit | edit source]
People on the Blue team were considered the peace makers and pacifists, as most who didn't get their threat level assessed felt that the whole event was gay games for the disgusting fucking cattle. They were ineffective though as most people didn't care about their protests. Schloggers often referred to them as the "Blue Team", "White Team", or "Neutral team" They would receive no prizes and did not compete, but they were still allowed to vote. Neutral grounds were created in hopes that all the threat levels didn't fight anymore, yet nobody actually typed in said thread. A neutral flag was created trying to be as neutral as possible. Multiple efforts were also created to team up to kill Froot, yet it ended up not going very far. Different colors would try and convince the unaffiliated voters to support their side, and blue votes varied widely and changed often.
Red gallery[edit | edit source]
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Muscular Chud with a Ruby Shirt -
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Their true colours -
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RubyKuz 'toss -
NOTmade by green -
Yellow 'toss made byredsgreensREDSGREENS -
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Promised land of the RedCHADS -
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Dem beats
Yellow Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Behold the yellow -
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Green Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Greenstone winter -
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Anti-Red 'toss -
The "Green Wave" -
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Greens and Reds against Yellows -
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Unaffiliated/Blue Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Freinds 4 evah -
map made before the event began -
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Feral blue
See also[edit | edit source]
- Useless Nigger Wars
- Go outside goy
