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I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
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GemersonLakeAndPalmer!bgrbU6lC4. (Urdu: جیمرسن لیک اینڈ پالمر) also known as CoalersonLakeAndNigger, KikersonLakeAndPooner, NiggersonLakeAndPalmer, FaggersonCuckAndJarter,[1] CrimeasonCrimeaAndCrimealmer,[2] BrapsonBraphogandBrimstoneNigger,[3] JeetersonKikeAndCoaler,[4] CoalersonLakeAndBrapper[5], FlagspammonBrapandShitter[6] and many other names by haters such as Joel, is a Pakistani Catholic SoyBooru user from Lahore who is a regular poster on both soyjak.party and the Shroom, he posted on soyjak.blog up until its shutdown. His username is based on a british rock band from the 70s btw, if that matters.

he's best known for being a pajeet-turk mutt shitskin[it just is, ok?] who used to larp as a Pakistani subhuman,[7] constantly posting every single day into his SNCA schlog blog about his boring ass life ever since March 9, 2024 (as of February 12, 2025[8] June 10, 2025[9], he's still doing it) and spamming retarded flag edits on the 'ru, causing him to steal GETs like the 98,000 one,[10] the 80,000th post overall, and most famously the 100,000th get from the 'ru[11] itself. even though almost all of his flag edits are requests from others on the booru, how xhe is not banned yet let alone is an approver is because he actually approves stuff and doesn't spam child porn like bu5t unknown.

He gave up alcohol for lent or something. He currently goes to college for Computer Science.[12] He has a cousin who is a Jehovah's Witness pastor who gave a sermon so bad at his grandma's funeral it gave his mom's friend a heart attack[13]

History[edit | edit source]

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GemersonLakeAndPalmer once ran for president of /dem/ for the 3rd presoydential election but didn't make it to the second round.

Demotion[edit | edit source]

On May 9, 2026, he was demoted to trusted. On June 19, 2026, he was repromoted to approver, before being re-demoted on June 21st, 2026, for publicly refusing to approve a joke post involving a giga listening to ASMR of an foid telling the listener to "stroke their clitty" and for them to have it "leak everywhere". On June 22, 2026, upon finding out that it was nobaldi who told da jan jans about it, Gemerson got very angry and started making hanging troonjaks of nobaldi ACKing, which caused xim to steal the 250000 GET and get blocked on the gallery for three days by Cobblestone for flagspam.[14]

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