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GemersonLakeAndPalmer

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This nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha
>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka SAAR! This train collision is literally about a Pakistani
Don't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

>Uhhhhh i don't speak spaghetti-o's or something like that

GemersonLakeAndPalmer!bgrbU6lC4. (Urdu: جیمرسن لیک اینڈ پالمر) also known as CoalersonLakeAndNigger, KikersonLakeAndPooner, NiggersonLakeAndPalmer, FaggersonCuckAndJarter,[1] CrimeasonCrimeaAndCrimealmer,[2] BrapsonBraphogandBrimstoneNigger,[3] JeetersonKikeAndCoaler,[4] CoalersonLakeAndBrapper[5], FlagspammonBrapandShitter[6] and many other names by haters such as Joel, is a Pakistani Chadtholic SoyBooru janny from Lahore who is a regulary improves both soyjak.party and soyjak.forum with gemerald posts, he posted on soyjak.blog up until its shutdown, steering clear from all its drama. His username is based on a british rock band from the 70s btw, if that matters.

he's best known for being a pajeet-turk aryan cumskin[it just is, ok?] who used to larp as a Pakistani,[7] constantly posting every single day into his SNCA schlog blog about his boring ass life ever since March 9, 2024 (as of February 12, 2025[8] June 10, 2025[9], he's still doing it) and spamming keyed flag edits on the 'ru, causing him to steal GETs like the 98,000 one,[10] the 80,000th post overall, and most famously the 100,000th get from the 'ru[11] itself. even though almost all of his flag edits are requests from others on the booru, how xhe is not banned yet let alone is an approver is because he actually approves stuff and doesn't spam child porn like bu5t unknown.

He gave up alcohol for lent or something. He currently goes to college for Computer Science.[12] He has a cousin who is a 7th Day Aventist pastor who gave a sermon so bad at his grandma's funeral it gave his mom's friend a seizure.[13]

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GemersonLakeAndPalmer once ran for president of /dem/ for the 3rd presoydential election but didn't make it to the second round.

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soyjak.party:
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SoyBooru:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Soysneed (Head Admin) ♦ Mustard (Developer, de-facto Head Admin) ♦ BBQ (Admin) ♦ Warrior-Z (Admin) ♦ Broot (Forum Admin, Mod) ♦ Catter (Forum Admin) ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer (Janny) ♦ jimbo✝ (Mod) ♦ Froot✝ (De-jure Owner) ♦ Doll✝ (De-facto Owner and Admin) ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Owner) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner) ♦ ClydeMcDeath✝ (Mod) ♦ YaroslavTV✝ (Mod) ♦ GillKoyim✝ (Approver) ♦ greg✝ (Approver) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Approver) ♦ Joel✝ (Approver)

soyjakwiki.org:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Cobblestone (Admin) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Owner) ♦ Froot✝ (Owner) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner) ♦ Root✝ (Admin) ♦ SprokemowerMan✝ (Admin) ♦ Tefal✝ (Admin) ♦ Jackson✝ (Mod) ♦ Wellmeaningjakker✝ (Mod) ♦ Gem Control✝ (Helper)

blog.soyjak.st✝:
Broot✝ (Owner)

Weebhunter3000✝ (Admin)
Notable Users

Influential/Notable namefags :
trevor✝ (Booru Gegbull) ♦ Albert✝ (Influential Booru poster) ♦ Hamas_2✝ (Booru Gegbull) ♦ Histrion✝ (Influential Sharty poster, founder of Choodism) ♦ Italian Chad✝ (Booru Gegbull) ♦ Joel✝ (Creator of Slopjaks, influential Sharty poster) ♦ Mexican Twink✝ (Influential Sharty poster) ♦ Romanian Schizo✝ (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Influential Booru poster) ♦ S0I1337✝ (Hacked 4chan) ♦ The Bulgarian✝ (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ The Swede✝ (Creator of the Classic Soyjak) ♦ The Venezuelan FNF Pedo✝ (Started the FNF spam)

Other Notable Users :
Soyjak Party Video Archive (Youtuber, Archive) ♦ CobsonTALKS (Youtuber) ♦ @soyjakpartyofficial (Tiktoker, Unconfirmed to be official)

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