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Mashallah! GemersonLakeAndPalmer is halal

The subject of this page has been approved by Allah and is considered halal.

This nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!
یہ ویب صفحہ ایک جواہر ہے۔
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GemersonLakeAndPalmer!bgrbU6lC4. (Urdu: جیمرسن لیک اینڈ پالمر) (Born: April 29, 2009)[1] also known as CoalersonLakeAndNigger, KikersonLakeAndPooner, NiggersonLakeAndPalmer, FaggersonCuckAndJarter,[2] CrimeasonCrimeaAndCrimealmer,[3] BrapsonBraphogandBrimstoneNigger,[4] JeetersonKikeAndCoaler,[5] CoalersonLakeAndBrapper[6], FlagspammonBrapandShitter[7] and many other names by haters such as Joel, is a Chadtholic SoyBooru approver from Lahore, Pakistan who is a regular poster on both soyjak.party and soyjak.forum, he posted on soyjak.blog up until its shutdown.

Xhe's best known for being a pajeet-turk mutt shitskin[it just is, ok?] who used to larp as a Pakistani subhuman,[8] constantly posting every single day into his SNCA schlog blog about his boring ass life ever since March 9, 2024 (as of February 12, 2025[9] June 10, 2025[10], he's still doing it) and spamming retarded flag edits on the 'ru, causing him to steal GETs like the 98,000 one,[11] the 80,000th post overall, and most famously the 100,000th get from the 'ru[12] itself. even though almost all of his flag edits are requests from others on the booru, how xhe is not banned yet let alone is an approver is because he actually approves stuff and doesn't spam child porn like bu5t unknown.

He gave up alcohol for lent or something. He currently goes to college for Computer Science.[13] He has a cousin who is a Jehovah's Witness pastor who gave a sermon so bad at his grandma's funeral it gave his mom's friend a heart attack[14]

/dem/ run[edit | edit source]

GemersonLakeAndPalmer once ran for president of /dem/ for the 3rd presoydential election but didn't make it to the second round.

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Soysphere Admins and Jannies [-+]

soyjak.party:
Quote (Owner, Developer, ex-Manager) ♦ Soysneed (Admin) ♦ 9a0c/Limeade (Admin) ♦ Mustard (Developer) ♦ BBQ Sauce (Manager) ♦ Boot✝ (Admin) ♦ Froot✝ (Owner) ♦ Mist✝ (Mod) ♦ Root✝ (Admin) ♦ Doll✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Admin) ♦ Kuz✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Captain Coal✝ (Admin) ♦ Red✝ (Manager) ♦ Ronald✝ (Developer) ♦ Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Mod) ♦ Sobot✝ (Mod) ♦ MoonMetropolis✝ (Mod)

soybooru.com:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Soysneed (Head Admin) ♦ Bartholomew (Admin) ♦ Broot (Mod) ♦ Warrior-Z (Mod) ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer (Approver) ♦ Froot✝ (De jure owner) ♦ Doll✝ (De facto owner) ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Owner) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner) ♦ YaroslavTV✝ (Mod) ♦ Teto✝ (Mod) ♦ ClydeMcDeath✝ (Mod) ♦ Sectionalism (Approver) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Approver) ♦ Joel✝ (Approver) ♦ jimbo (Approver)

soyjakwiki.org:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Cobblestone (Admin) ♦ SprokemowerMan✝(Admin) ♦ Jackson✝ (Mod) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Owner) ♦ Froot✝ (Former owner) ♦ Gem Control✝ (Helper) ♦ Root✝ (Admin) ♦ Soot✝ (Founder) ♦ Tefal✝ (Admin) ♦ Wellmeaningjakker✝ (Mod)

blog.soyjak.st✝:
Broot✝ (Owner) Weebhunter3000✝ (Admin)

Notable Users [-+]

Influential/Notable namefags :
Albert✝ ♦ The Bulgarian (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ Hamas_2✝ (Booru gegbull) ♦ Italian Chad✝ (Booru gegbull) ♦ Joel/King Caesar✝ (creator of Slopjaks, influential sharty poster/Started the FPE spam) ♦ Mexican Twink✝ (Influential sharty poster) ♦ Romanian Schizo✝ (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Influential booru poster) ♦ S0I1337✝ (Hacked 4chan) ♦ The Swede✝ (creator of Soyjak) ♦ The Venezuelan✝ (Started the fnf spam)

Other Notable Users :
Soyjak Party Video Archive (Youtuber, Archive) ♦ CobsonTALKS (Youtuber) ♦ @soyjakpartyofficial (Tiktoker, Unconfirmed to be official) ♦ Histrion (Founder of Choodism)

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