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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a left-wing commie!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a liberal bitch Puerto Rican politician BEST KNOWN FOR speaking out against Orange Hitler and against all Republicans, whom she claims are far-right extremists o algo. Most of the time, she whines like a slut begging for cock, and she can't even speak Spanish o algo. She is often the target of media attention due to her political stances and retarded whore ideas o algo.

A drawn versión of Ocasio, no difference at all o algo

Many woketards are wish for her to became president in 2028, doe as of June 2, 2026 she has not shown interest to run for president o algo.

Career and such[edit | edit source]

A member of the Democratic Party (obviously), she was known as the BIG BOOTY LATINA, a nickname coined by a Jewish streamer Alex Stein who dubbed her as such[it just is, ok?], and which was subsequently adopted by users on Xitter for about 4 seconds before the term was just used to refer to OMGSISA latinas in general o algo. Before entering politics, she caught the attention of many horny jerks masturbators just like YOU, by appearing in a college video where she was dancing and shaking her tits algo. That is how she secured the majority vote among male gooners algo.

Predictions[edit | edit source]

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IF SHE BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, THE SHARTY WILL SHUTDOWN AND MEN WILL NOT HAVE RIGHTS ANYMORE, AND THATS ACTUALLY A FACT, LESBOS WILL OWN MEN AND BUSINESS AND THE WHOLE GOVERNMENT o algo.