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SNCA:Birdie

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This nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

My mom says you guys simply don't understand me...
Birdie is a valid transmasc femcel!
>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN! This person is a GOONER!

Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
>IM GOONING HNNNNNNNNNGH
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Birdie
Born
Sophia Harrington

September 22, 2004
Other namesBirdie, Lucifer, DAMAGEDCODA6669
Occupation(s)being a attention whore and cutting xherself

"Jack Harrington", (power word: Sophia Harrington) better known as Birdie and a few other names that nobody gives a shit about, is a Latinx attention whore edgelord pooner nostalfag first known in the meme animations community for xhyr unstable behavior and making retarded 'vent animations' and somehow finding xhemselves in drama every year.

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At just eleven or twelve years old, Birdie made xhyr first yootoob channel in which she posted her retarded drawings and animations, many of which were just xhyr talking about sans and their love or whatever. If she had just been some annoying kid given unsupervised internet access at the wrong time, this would have been the end of xyr story, but sadly it was not meant to be.

To avoid talking about drama that nobody cares about and to make a long story short, Birdie somehow found xyrself in drama for one reason or another year after year, a symptom of being a terminally online faggot who was neglected by xhys parents.

Birdie's latest piece of drama (yes, because xhe will probably find a way back on le interwebs again) is somewhat noteworthy however, in which xhe admitted that xhe had been living with and was groomed by a diddy ahh blud who raped xhym, so xhe had to move out to protect xhymself o algo. Actually as it turned out, xhe turned out to be a diddy blud xhyrself as evidenced by xhym encouraging underage artists to draw porn of xhys 'OCs; the 'rape' thing turned out to be a lie too as it was actually consensual and xhe just felt bad afterwards or something. Under the guise of 'moving out', Birdie started a GoFundMe that stole over $10k from gullible morons that xhe promptly used on buying retard merchandise and other autistic shit.

The lesson of this story, 'teen, is that you should never entrust your child with unrestricted and unsupervised internet access at a young age and make sure to love xhem or something IDK

The Cult and its "apology" video[edit | edit source]

This section was created by or has connections to Der 'Cord

Don't speechbubble any minor (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and hurtcore 'p.

At its worst, it was pushed and exposed to a Discord group that worshipped gore, encouraged its users to cut themselves and worship a literal who was only stopped by Irish authorities. In the end it made a video[1] where it explained everything said above but with shitty victimism and said that it was inactive because it was kicked out of its house for being an abuser with its brothers, then to its grandmother's house but kicked out for the same reason and living in a homeless maintenance. And then a few months later it would leave the internet again because people actually watched the video and realized how bullraisin it was (GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG)

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