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>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN! This person is a GOONER!

Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
>IM GOONING HNNNNNNNNNGH
This nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!
This person is a fat brown pooner btw, if that matters

"Jack Harrington", (power word: Sophia Harrington) better known as Birdie and a few other names that nobody gives a shit about, is a Latinx attention whore edgelord pooner nostalfag first known in the meme animations community for xhyr unstable behavior and making retarded 'vent animations' and somehow finding xhemselves in drama every year.

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At just eleven or twelve years old, Birdie made xhyr first yootoob channel in which she posted her retarded drawings and animations, many of which were just xhyr talking about sans and their love or whatever. If she had just been some annoying kid given unsupervised internet access at the wrong time, this would have been the end of xyr story, but sadly it was not meant to be.

To avoid talking about drama that nobody cares about and to make a long story short, Birdie somehow found xyrself in drama for one reason or another year after year, a symptom of being a terminally online faggot who was neglected by xhys parents.

Birdie's latest piece of drama (yes, because xhe will probably find a way back on le interwebs again) is somewhat noteworthy however, in which xhe admitted that xhe had been living with and was groomed by a diddy ahh blud who raped xhym, so xhe had to move out to protect xhymself o algo. Actually as it turned out, xhe turned out to be a diddy blud xhyrself as evidenced by xhym encouraging underage artists to draw porn of xhys 'OCs; the 'rape' thing turned out to be a lie too as it was actually consensual and xhe just felt bad afterwards or something. Under the guise of 'moving out', Birdie started a GoFundMe that stole over $10k from gullible morons that xhe promptly used on buying retard merchandise and other autistic shit. Xe was also groomed into raping xis ferret or something.


The lesson of this story, 'teen, is that you should never entrust your child with unrestricted and unsupervised internet access at a young age and make sure to love xhem or something IDK

Dox

This dox is incomplete and needs further research. (You) WILL help complete it.


Name: Sophia Harrington Saenz

DOB: 09/22/2004 (21 years old)

Email: everyponysmile6669@gmail.com

Nationality: Amerimutt + Meximutt (Dios Mios)

Socials: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsv_RR_gLrAFC1pqSyi9UVw

https://damagedcoda6669.straw.page/

https://toyhou.se/DAMAGEDCODA6669

https://twitter.com/DAMAGEDCODA6969

https://www.deviantart.com/damagedcoda6969

This bitch has tight email opsec. So this might take some effort.

The Cult and its "apology" video[edit | edit source]

At xhit's worst, it was pushed and exposed to a Discord group that worshipped gore, encouraged its users to cut themselves and worship a literal who was only stopped by Irish authorities. In the end xhit made a video[1] where xhit explained everything said above but with shitty victimism and said that xhit was inactive because xhit was kicked out of its house for being an abuser with its brothers, then to xhit's grandmother's house but kicked out for the same reason and living in a homeless maintenance. And then a few months later xhit's would leave the internet again because people actually watched the video and realized how bullraisin it was (GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG)

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