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SNCA:Michael Jackson
Michael 'Jakkson (August 29, 1958 to June 25, 2009) is an original diddyblvd and flamboyant homosexual who currently holds the record for most albums sold, most young boys touched, and most expensive album (as in how much money it took to be made, not how much the album costs retard[Sorry for calling you that back there]). He has several number one hits you might know him from, and had a resurgence in popularity after his estate made a biopic about his life.
Despite what his family and fans want you to think, he is a massive pedo gooner and admitted to sleeping with multiple children. He has also been friends with Jeffrey Epstein and has visited the island (or so I believe), according to information from the Epstein files. He even got a selfie with the man himself!
Overview[edit | edit source]
Originally, he was a nigger, but then got tired of getting pulled over so he became an aryan by taking baths in bleach and listening to Bring Me the Horizon.
His music journey started after his father beat the shit out of him and his siblings into being part of a singing group, which snowballed into his solo career and real stardom. In the midst of his stardom, pepsi invited him to do a commercial, where they set his hair on fire[1], leading to him getting addicted to meds. He would also get addicted to children. Despite his popularity, his music fell off after his first 3 albums, so much so even his label got fed up with him, but for some reason still let him spend 200 million dollareedoos on his final album. He also bought a pet monkey who outlived him.
In 2009, a victim of his came out about him, and is the reason everybadli from then on calls him a pedo. Which would later be reignited in 2019 because of a Netflix documentary with even more info.
Crimes[edit | edit source]
Crikey Dr. Soyberg! We got a smooth criminal on our hands! Here is a list of his crimes:
- Liking kids
- 'aping Home Alone kid
- Holding xis baby over a balcony[2]
Fans reactions to the allegations[THEY'RE NOT ALLEGATIONS!][edit | edit source]
Unfortunately, he is an extremely beloved figure, and that alone explains why his fans refuse to open their eyes or minds to the truth about who Michael really was. If Michael Jackson were still alive, he would most likely be facing hundreds of allegations of sexual misconduct involving minors, yet the public would not believe them.
