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SNCA:Neon Genesis Evangelion
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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! Every character in this show is mentally ill and need to be reminded to take their meds
>My wife Chino has red hair though.
Neon Genesis Evangelion (Soyspeak: EvanGEMion, Japanese: 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン) is a top ten see-it-before-you-die psychological horror mecha anime with realistic adult themes and complex characters (who have exactly one defining trait each) plus a banger soundtrack and COOL FIGHTS!!. It is beloved by groomers, meximutts and trannies everywhere. This franchise is split into the original 90's franchise and the later Rebuild franchise which are four movies in a different universe, or something. This essential see-it-before-you-die anime follows the average Japanese boy, Shinji Ikari, as he is forced to pilot a robot creature to save the world from psuedo-Catholic BIBIALLY ACCURATE angels that are attacking the WALKABLE CITY of Tokyo-3, making sure they don't touch the crucified Jesus-blob miles underground. He is accompanied by an Aryan girl that he will later jerk off too, a clone of his dead mom that he is encouraged to fuck, a twink he's gay for, as well as his 29-year-old operations chief MOMMY MISATO AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA. At the end of the original series the Jews use devil magic to turn the world into one lifeform, truly fulfilling Klaus Schwab's Agenda 2030 by creating a utopian collective society where our spirits float around in orange goo, or something...
List of characters[edit | edit source]
Shinji Ikari[edit | edit source]
Shinji is the main character of evangelion best known for piloting the eva 01 robot. He has a mental breakdown in nearly every episodes because the evas are hurting people or something. He also says he is going to quit piolting the evas about 3 times and yet he always come back to pilot them again.
Asuka Langley Soryu[edit | edit source]
Asuka is the pilot of eva 02 Best known for being a dick towards shinji all the time and also being German. Then having a mental breakdown in episode 21 because her mom hanged her self when she was younger. Also she died at the end of the original series after getting speared in the eye and ripped to shreds.
Rei Ayanami[edit | edit source]
Rei is the first child best known for having no personality and following what ever nerv tells her to do mostly because she is technically a clone of shinji's mom.
Misato Katsuragi[edit | edit source]
Misato is one of the most important people at nerv best known for being the care taker of Shinji and Asuka in the series while also being an alcoholic. Right before she dies she makeouts with Shinji before bleeding out and dying on the floor.
