SNCA:SpongeBob SquarePants

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>Though maybe you were looking for Chudbob Soypants?
SpongeBob SquarePants is a gem.

The show that real niggas watch, even doe it's the shitty version of ren and stimpy.

History[edit | edit source]

Spongebob was created by Stephen Hillenberg where the show was extremely kino until the first SpongeBob Movie where Stephen retired before returning to work on the second spongebob movie, "Sponge out of Water" and the rest of seasons 9-12. Stephen Hillenberg would later die of health complications in 2018. He wished for the show to end after 3 seasons and 1 movie, but Jews didn't want to lose the cash cow that was the Spongebob IP, so they decided that 15 seasons, 4 more movies, and 2 spinoff series despite all of them being flops and nobody wanting to watch them was a good idea.

Modern SpongeBob[edit | edit source]

Redditors and xitter troons will often use the phrase: "Modern SpongeBob is actually pretty funny!" and how the animation is actually good or something. Everyone with more than 2 braincells can see that the entire show looks like it was drawn with a neon sharpie and that none of the new episodes are actually funny at all.

The show is also best known for having hundreds of soyboys making video essays reaching over 6 hours long in some cases. Trannies also tried to groom the voice actor for SpongeBob into claiming that SpongeBob is Gay, something he would later take back.

With the show being taken over by unfunny Redditors and trannies, the name "Redditbob" eventually was slapped on the whole series. It also didn't help that the writers of the show began inserting old Reddit and Jewtube memes past their prime into the episodes, and writing in really awkward moments and scenes where they intentionally make over expressive faces hoping that it becomes the new reddit meme. Nostalgia bait is often always present and tries to bait old fans into remembering how good "Old SpongeBob Was". Many people also point out that Squidward, (as well as some other characters) would often get the short end of the stick for doing absolutely nothing wrong, to the point where some of the episodes were getting major backlash and labelled "Squidward Torture episodes", and even in one season 6 episode they decide to show squidwards toenail getting ripped off in a gruesome way because Squidward is a bigoted chud or something.

Themes[edit | edit source]

The show contains very deep and insightful themes. Some of which include:

  • Friendship is good: because everything always gets solved by friendship.
  • Don't be an angry leaking pisscel: because Squidward is one and gets punished for it.
  • Trust the Science: because Sandy is a scientist and does science stuff to help.
  • When you are a child, you relate to SpongeBob, when you are an adult, you relate to Squidward : by far the most important insight you HAVE to learn from watching, guaranteed to appear in every peer-reviewed study on why the show is good, and also an important step to achieve media literacy.
  • Walkable Cities are bad: because SpongeBob really wants a driver's licence, which teaches children pro-car propaganda or however r/fuckcars is concerned.
  • You will not live in the pod: because it shows you should live on a pineapple instead.
  • You will eat your goyslop: because SpongeBob works in the Mc Donald's and it portrays burgers as Aryans or something.
  • Don't be a manlet: because Plankton is one and gets punished for it.

If you want to learn more about these themes, you should watch some of the 5 gorillion, hours long video essays on jewtube made by soyboys and trannies explaining these in further detail.

Controversies[edit | edit source]

Some chud parents have accused the show of turning their kids gay because they claim spongebob acts like a fag. This was eventually deboonked by snopes when the creator claimed SpongeBob was actually assexual, or something. Vegans also have criticized the show for promoting meat consumption. Commies have also gotten a problem with it, saying it promotes kkkapitalism because of Mr. KKKrabs and SpongeBob being happy while at work.

The show also pissed off fox news because of a global warming educational short you probably didn't even know existed (because it was only released in America).

Squidward creepypasta or something[edit | edit source]

A creepypasta became pretty popular called "Squidwards Suicide" where an animator created an episode where Squidward -ACKed and then proceeded to -ACK himself in real life. On mainstream social media platforms the word suicide is offensive to trannies, so most people nowadays call it "Red Mist Squidward". The writers of the show decided to add a little fun cameo where "Red Mist Squidward" shows up, but due to trannies complaining, they decided to replace it with baby Squidward shitting himself. Multiple video games made by fans also got really popular, and the creepypasta grew even more popular after that.

Ren and Stimpy[edit | edit source]

Many fans have claimed that SpongeBob is just a tamed-down worse version of Ren & Stimpy, despite not realizing that none of the older SpongeBob episodes are actually like Ren & Stimpy at all. Yes, they do share the same music occasionally, but the major key difference is that the Creator of SpongeBob isn't a massive pedophile unlike the creator of Ren & Stimpy. (Quick summary: essentially the creator of Ren & Stimpy would get tons of fan mail, and then write back to underaged girls who would send him fan art and coerce them into coming to his house, where he would then proceed to groom them and then rape them. He was also accused to have 'p on his computer.)

See also[edit | edit source]