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SNCA:Sprunki

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Sprunki is darker than coal...

Sprunki is an Incredibox mod featuring a set of 20 (+ 7 extras seen on the top bar after typing "imsosprunki" on your keyboard) characters built from a cone for body and a sphere for a head. Putting the "Mr. Black" character enables a "Horror Mode" which changes the sounds, makes the appearances of the characters ScArEeEy and replaces some extra characters.

History[edit | edit source]

On August 24th 2024, a Thai Incredibox mod developer who goes by the name of nyankobflol uploaded on the website Scratch the Sprunki mod, which got 'aped on Sep. 6th by Scratch's jannies due to gore shown in the mod. Nyan posted the mod again on Sep. 10th, but it got taken down again on 16th.

On Sep. 19th, Nyan uploaded the mod onto Cocrea, which is a platform for Scratch projects that allow light gore, but it got moved to Incredimake on Oct. 17th.

The mod got lots of brainrot and Rule 34, and a Parlo impersonator made an 'ox on Nyan. Also his Scratch account and 'cord server got 'aped by a hacker, leading Nyan to cancel the mod's upcoming update.

Nyan planned to remaster the mod, but he ultimately didn't do so due to content farmers keeping milking the shit out of the mod.

Sub-Mods[edit | edit source]

Sprunki with its huge amount of popularity got a lot of fanmakes, some better or worse. Here are some worth playing:

Gooning to Sprunki[edit | edit source]

do not do this

The art of gooningto Sprunki is a difficult one to master. One must carefully sip their soy latte, properly position their Ridin' with Biden buttplug between both cheeks, and open several gender-affirming video games, such as Ultrakill and Omori, in the background of their YouTube Shorts feed in order to have even a slight chance of feeling the pure pleasure known as the Sprunki-Goon sensation (Hobbes, 1651, pg. 77). Gooning to Sprunki is a refined act, performed by life-affirming Ubermenschen who also thoroughly enjoy gooning to Bronze Age Pervert and based Peter Thiel gay porn (sponsored by Black Rifle Coffee). Nietzsche speaks of this, as seen in this quotation from Beyond Good and Evil:

"It is the art of gooning to Spunki, as well as grooming kids on da 'cord, that makes you an ascended Ubermensch who will one day find a beautiful tradwife who you do not even have to rape in the deep, dark slums of Brazil."

As we can see, if you keep gooning to Sprunki, you may finally become an Aryan beast, o algo.

The challenges of not gooning to Sprunki

Citations[edit | edit source]

  • Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan (London: Printed for A. Crooke, 1651).
  • Nietzsche (he speaks of this)