Matcha
《Matcha》是宇宙和諧的一個例子。
>I cost $4.98 and i taste like shit, what am i?
Matcha is Mulletjak's favorite drink, despite him not being able to afford a house in his 15 minute walkable city, or go overseas to visit the beautiful jungles of Thailand to find his beautiful hot south Asian wife since it is so expensive nowadays, he can afford a daily luxury item, the Matcha. A green drink that tastes like grassno it doesn't you're just used to 5 cups of sugar in every sproke, it has many critics yet also many lovers, primarily women and modern soyboys like Mulletjak, or gay men.
Matcha originated in Asia, and through the great holy Amerimutt temples of Starbucks the use of matcha in modern drinks has also spread to North America. Starbucks introduced "green tea lattes" and other matcha-flavored drinks after they became successful in their Japanese store locations. This matcha is cut with coconut powder to save money and keep Americans fat or something.
Matcha goes well together mixed with Soylent, this combination is called Soycha, try it.
