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SNCA:Toy Story
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THE FOLLOWING FEATURES  SLOW-BURN, CHEAP JUMPSCARE FREE KINO!
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Toy Story is a A24 Slowburn cheap jump scare free movie about Toys that are alive when not being looked at.
Characters[edit | edit source]
- Andy - the owner of all the toys
- Woody - The main character and selfish little fuck, who LARPs as a cowboy
- Buzz Lightyear - Massive faggot who LARPs as some space commando
- Mr Potato head - nophono
- Rex - Some Dinosaur
- Sid - some deranged sicko
Plot[edit | edit source]
The film starts with Andy the owner of the toys whose favorite toy is Woody. Woody is the leader of all the toys. hen Andy is around, the toys behave like lifeless objects, but the moment he leaves, they come alive. Woody acts as a responsible and caring leader. He organizes meetings, reassures the other toys, and keeps order. The toys live for one purpose: to be played with and loved by Andy. Their greatest fear is being replaced or abandoned.
But then the SLF Buzz Lightyear arrives and makes everyone fear, Buzz is a """"space ranger""""" with wings, laser sounds, and high-tech features. Buzz immediately captivates Andy, becoming his new favorite toy. Buzz actually thinks he is some super space ranger with super lasers and shit GEG! Woody starts to feel scared because Buzz is going to take his place. This eventually comes true as Buzz keeps showing up around places. Andy goes to get some 'za and brings Woody but Buzz being the SLF hitches a ride on the car, and they both fall onto the road.
Now they find their way to 'za planet and they meet claw machine aliens or something like that yeah. But then this kid named Sid takes them. Sid tortures toys and what not and makes grotesque creatures, he tortures them, for example he plants explosives on a toy soldier and blows him up. Buzz learns that he is actually a toy with no real powers. Buzz and Woody then escape back to Andy's house by using a RC car and the rocket Sid tried using on Buzz.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
>And there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere
>To infinity and beyond!
>You are a TOOOOOOYYYY
