SNCA:Toy Story

	THE FOLLOWING FEATURES SLOW-BURN, CHEAP JUMPSCARE FREE KINO!

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>you are obsessed with me - you are obsessed with me.

Toy Story is a A24 slowburn, cheap jumpscare free and bonechilling movie about toys that are alive when not being looked at. It was the first 3D animated film that wasn't a SNCA short.

It also got several gemmy sequels like Toy Story 2 where a collector named Al tries to sell Woody to a museum in Japan, and Toy Story 3, where the toys go to a daycare and then getting enslaved by Lotso. Some people commies actually think that the third movie is an alegory on how evil capitalism is and how the heckin' evil right wing tortures innocent spics, GEG

Characters

• Andy - the owner of all the toys
• Woody - The main character and selfish little fuck, who LARPs as a cowboy
• Buzz Lightyear - Massive faggot who LARPs as some space commando
• Mr. Potato Head - A nophono, even though he indirectly saved all the toys (blah blah SNCA)
• Rex - Another nophono.
• Slinky - Long Dog with a Spring Body
• Hamm - A fat pig.
• Aliens - Spics from 'za planet that are obsessed with claws
• Bo Peep - Woody's love interest.
• Green Army Men - Soldiers that go on missions in Andy's house. (even though they only did this once in the first movie)
• Sid - A deranged sicko that tortures toys for fun. (just like how the jews are torturing cacas in Hamas)
• Lotso - A dictator hiding as an innocent bear.
• Bookworm - The most ARYAN character, as he hates faggots and probably would hate trannies .

Plot

The film starts with Andy the owner of the toys whose favorite toy is Woody. Woody is the leader of all the toys. hen Andy is around, the toys behave like lifeless objects, but the moment he leaves, they come alive. Woody acts as a responsible and caring leader. He organizes meetings, reassures the other toys, and keeps order. The toys live for one purpose: to be played with and loved by Andy. Their greatest fear is being replaced or abandoned.

But then Buzz Lightyear, a selfish little fuck, arrives and makes everyone fear, Buzz is a """"space ranger""""" with wings, laser sounds, and high-tech features. Buzz immediately captivates Andy, becoming his new favorite toy. Buzz actually thinks he is some super space ranger with super lasers and shit, just like how trannies think that they're real women. Woody starts to feel scared because Buzz is going to take his place. This eventually comes true as Buzz keeps showing up around places. Andy goes to get some 'za and brings Woody but Buzz being the SLF hitches a ride on the car, and they both fall onto the road.

The scene shown in a soybooru parody

Now they find their way to 'za planet and they meet claw machine aliens or something like that yeah. But then this kid named Sid takes them. Sid tortures toys and what not and makes grotesque creatures. For example, he plants explosives on a toy soldier and then he blows him up. After seeing a commercial on the TV, Buzz learns that he is actually a toy with no real powers. Buzz and Woody then escape back to Andy's house using an RC car and the rocket that Sid tried to use on Buzz, eventually arriving with Andy to go home.

Quotes

>And there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere
>To infinity and beyond!
>You are a TOOOOOOYYYY