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>Though maybe you were looking for Dogjak or dog abusers?

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Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Really well meme'd my friend!

💗 This is about something very lovely and wholesome! 💗
How amazing!
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Dogs are ARYAN
btw, if that matters
>WAOW!!

A heckin' wholesome pupperino, is a type of animol that is so wholesome and heccin' adorbs!!

Picture of a Dog, "Doggo", "Pupper"

Description[edit | edit source]

Imagine the cutest little pupper. This floofy woofer with its boopable snoot and waggy tail is a certified good boi. With big ol’ borkers and flippy-floppy ears, this pupperino loves belly rubs and giving smol licks. Whether it's a smol pupper or a big ol’ doggo, every doggo is a heckin’ good fren!

Classification[edit | edit source]

  • Smol Puppers: These are the tiny bois like Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. Their smol size makes them super adorbs, but they still have a big ol’ heart and lots of bork energy!
  • Fluffy Woofer: Think of breeds like Samoyeds and Poodles. These floof machines have all the fluff and love to spare. Perfect for snuggles!
  • Big Ol’ Doggo: Such as the Great Dane or Mastiff. These large and in charge woofers are gentle giants and bring lots of love in jumbo size.
  • Fast Zoomies: Breeds like Greyhounds and Whippets fit here. These speed demons love a good run and can zoom faster than you can say "woof!"
  • Wrinkly Puppos: Bulldogs and Shar Peis have all those adorable face wrinkles. They might look serious, but they’re full of love and playfulness.
  • Water Woofers: Labrador Retrievers and Newfoundlands are known for loving water. They’re always ready for a splash-tastic time!
  • Cuddle Monsters: Golden Retrievers and Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are among the cuddlers. These frens are always ready for snuggles and belly rubs.
  • Nigger Destroyers: German Shepards and Rottweilers work best as anti-nigger defense. If trained well, these good boys can really teach those niggers who's boss!

>That wasn't wholesome...