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Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Really well meme'd my friend!
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| 💗 This is about something very lovely and wholesome! 💗 How amazing! |
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| Dogs are ARYAN btw, if that matters |
A heckin' wholesome pupperino, is a type of animol that is so wholesome and heccin' adorbs!!

Description[edit | edit source]
Imagine the cutest little pupper. This floofy woofer with its boopable snoot and waggy tail is a certified good boi. With big ol’ borkers and flippy-floppy ears, this pupperino loves belly rubs and giving smol licks. Whether it's a smol pupper or a big ol’ doggo, every doggo is a heckin’ good fren!
Classification[edit | edit source]
- Smol Puppers: These are the tiny bois like Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. Their smol size makes them super adorbs, but they still have a big ol’ heart and lots of bork energy!
- Fluffy Woofer: Think of breeds like Samoyeds and Poodles. These floof machines have all the fluff and love to spare. Perfect for snuggles!
- Big Ol’ Doggo: Such as the Great Dane or Mastiff. These large and in charge woofers are gentle giants and bring lots of love in jumbo size.
- Fast Zoomies: Breeds like Greyhounds and Whippets fit here. These speed demons love a good run and can zoom faster than you can say "woof!"
- Wrinkly Puppos: Bulldogs and Shar Peis have all those adorable face wrinkles. They might look serious, but they’re full of love and playfulness.
- Water Woofers: Labrador Retrievers and Newfoundlands are known for loving water. They’re always ready for a splash-tastic time!
- Cuddle Monsters: Golden Retrievers and Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are among the cuddlers. These frens are always ready for snuggles and belly rubs.
- Nigger Destroyers: German Shepards and Rottweilers work best as anti-nigger defense. If trained well, these good boys can really teach those niggers who's boss!