Dog

>Though maybe you were looking for Dogjak or dog abusers?

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Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Really well meme'd my friend!

This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!

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Dogs are REDDIT GOLD btw, if that matters

Astaghfirullah! Dog is haram The subject of this page has been disapproved by Allah and is considered haram.

>WAOW!!

Dogs are heckin' wholesome pupperinos, and is the type of animol that is so wholesome and heccin' adorbs!!

Description

Imagine the cutest little pupper. This floofy woofer with its boopable snoot and waggy tail is a certified good boi. With big ol’ borkers and flippy-floppy ears, this pupperino loves belly rubs and giving smol licks. Whether it's a smol pupper or a big ol’ doggo, every doggo is a heckin’ good fren!

Classification

• Smol Puppers: These are the tiny bois like Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. Their smol size makes them super adorbs, but they still have a big ol’ heart and lots of bork energy!

• Fluffy Woofer: Think of breeds like Samoyeds and Poodles. These floof machines have all the fluff and love to spare. Perfect for snuggles!

• Big Ol’ Doggo: Such as the Great Dane or Mastiff. These large and in charge woofers are gentle giants and bring lots of love in jumbo size.

• Fast Zoomies: Breeds like Greyhounds and Whippets fit here. These speed demons love a good run and can zoom faster than you can say "woof!"

• Wrinkly Puppos: Bulldogs and Shar Peis have all those adorable face wrinkles. They might look serious, but they’re full of love and playfulness.

• Water Woofers: Labrador Retrievers and Newfoundlands are known for loving water. They’re always ready for a splash-tastic time!

• Cuddle Monsters: Golden Retrievers and Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are among the cuddlers. These frens are always ready for snuggles and belly rubs.

• Nigger Destroyers: German Shepards and Rottweilers work best as anti-nigger defense. If trained well, these good boys can really teach those niggers who's boss!

>That wasn't wholesome...

Gallery

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  Picture of a Dog, "Doggo", "Pupper"
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  Dogs are haram
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  One of the first recognizable dog variants

See also

• Cats
• Pet niggers