Safe horny
Really well meme'd my friend!
Safe Horny (commonly reffered to as 'reddit sexual') is a set of fetishes and kinks commonly encountered in developmentaly stunted and oedipus complex heavy males (and rarely females o algo). Those who exhibit RSS are also commonly afflicted with Safe Edgy Syndrome.
Those suffering from this disease will ALWAYS claim theyre "edgy" or "not like the others" despite having the mildest and societally most accepted possible paraphilias.
Patients often consume surface level media (Such as mike ma or other tiktok philosophy junk + berserk and other nu-proto-tranime) and consoom white monster. Posting to R/196 is also an expected behaviour.
All current attempts to cure RSS or prevent its metastasis have failed, and it is terminal.
Causes and vectors of transmission
[edit | edit source]RSS is caused by a combination of known and unknown factors. Chief among which are exposure to discord and reddit at early ages. RSS is spread through digital and in-person interactions.
Known factors:
- EPI
- Grooming
- Soy consumption
- Consumption of softcore pornography disguised as video games
- Roblox
- Team Fortress 2
Prognosis
[edit | edit source]Terminally affected patients of RSS (all of them) will, throughout the course of their misery experience the following stages:
Curiosity
[edit | edit source]Patients will seek out "informational" content and "advice" from more advanced gooners. This information is usually disseminated in discords and reddit communities.
Gooning addiction
[edit | edit source]Patients will incessantly masturbate to any material at hand, however always staying within the societally accepted limits.
Unintentional EPI
[edit | edit source]Within 7 months of contracting the disease, patients will begin performing actions which could be deemed EPI by any sane person, such as:
- Wearing adult themed outfits in children's games
- Using porn sprays in TF2
- Discussing adult content in non age-gated communities
Patients will NEVER percieve these actions as harmful and will become extremely defensive when confronted.
Metastasis to unsafe horny
[edit | edit source]Roughly 20-30% of patients who contract RSS will, after an unknown period of time and an incubation period, transform into patients of pedonigger syndrome or unsafe horny disorder. Although efforts were made to cure, or at least revert some of them, none have been successfull to date, with the only known treatment being roping. Early warning signs of metastasis include, but are not limited to:
Examples and pathology of Reddit Sexual Syndrome (RSS)
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- Femdom
- Muscular women (specifically the "men with tits" kind of roidmonster)
- Goth girls (who arent goth and are just conventially attractive women in black makeup)
- Femboys
- Autorapefetishization
- Male masochism
- Unshaven pubes, legs, and armpits
- Interracial porn
- Wishing they got SA'd/'aped by a woman (More extreme subset of Femdom) and saying stuff like "I wish that was me" or "Where where these women when i was a kid) (espically the "Hot teacher" trope, extremely frequently said under posts of female teachers getting exposed for raping there students.
Pathology Patients presenting the following symptom cluster are easily identified as RSS victims:
- Using reddit for porn
- Being a victim of EPI
- Submissiveness
- Using the terms: "programmer socks", "paw socks", ":3"
- Participating in discord communities that have 'Haven' or 'Hangout' in their names
- Reffering to gyms as jims
- Pronouncing GIF as JIF
