Consumerism

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Consumerism™ is the socioeconomic idea of the overindulgence in marketed products, the nigh-worship of corporations and said products, and the placement of acquiring consumer goods above all else. It is THE core tenant of Soyboyism™, and is the subject of many 'jaks made to mock Consumers™ of any product, usually Marvel™ or fast food.

Soyjaks™ are known for their consumerist tendencies, be it in their Soylent™ drinks or their Nintendo™ vidya games. They LOVE to shop for the latest products like Apple™, McDonalds™, etc™ because it’s trendy or something. It is one of the main reasons why Soyboys™ have to live in pods, as their mindless consumption leaves their wallets quite dry. This could also explain the corporatization of leftist views and male femininity, as both of them result in a docile and nonviolent, controllable population that is willing to empty its pockets for the new Disney-approved Mickey fleshlight or something.

It can be safely assumed that all Soyteens™ participate in this practice, Albeit™ in varying levels. Some ‘teens may live modestly, while others live like a Review Youtuber™ CONSOOMING and getting excited for the next Product™.

Consumerism™ is JUST LIKE Cruelty Squad™.

Causes of Consumerism™

Planned Obsolescence™

Planned Obsolescence™, the practice of using a kill switch in some devices or products to degrade their quality after a set amount of time, a tactic used to encourage consumerism and brute force people into spending more money. This is, as you can most likely tell, Jewish™. It is something criticized by the wide majority of people, with multiple lawmakers intending to outlaw the product, or at least force corporations to make it clear that it is being done. It is seen commonly in products that have newer models released nearly every other month, such as Phones™ or Consoles™,

Mental Illness™

Mental illness™ can be a key cause of Consumerism™, as people who are neurotic and/or need to distract themselves from their worse issues will turn to buying Temu Trinkets™ and Blahaj™ to soothe their nerves. This is also the same reason people turn to things such as Alcohol™, Cigarettes, and Niggerweed™, which often can be counted as consumerist due to people's obsessions with said Vices™. Sometimes, combining these AND mainstream content results in unholy creations, such as the Pickle Rick Bong. It is also notable that people with Self-insert Syndrome™ often depict themselves as Enjoying™ certain things, which is heckin' Consumerism™.

Autism™

Autism™ is one of the main causes of Consumerism™, as autists have an unusual compulsion to obsess over Shit Nobody Cares About™. This can be especially useful if you are an indie game developer, as autists will automatically latch on to your game no matter how absolutely dogshit it is. Autists are the lifeblood of many companies, such as Paradox Interactive™, Gundam, and Warhammer 40K™. One can also take advantage of the political obsession of autists by pandering to said beliefs, though this is seen far more commonly with leftist ideologies like Communism™™^{[evendoe theyre against consumerism™]} and diversity, as Chuddy™ ideologies are likely to lose a company money due to Obsessed Trannies™ ruthlessly sperging out over it.

Notable Consumers™

• Feraljak
• A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak
• Anthony Fantano
• Americans
• Europeans
• Chinks
• Oldfags
• Weaboos
• Soyboys
• People I don't like
• People you like
• Capitalists
• Goyim
• Disney adults
• You, probably

Detractors™

Commies™

Communists™ are virulent detractors to Consumerism™, as their entire ideology is built around the rejection of Capitalism™ and Capitalist™ ideas and practices. Despite this, every single western communist consumes the same amount as (and sometimes even more than) your average American™. This can be blamed on many different things, but the main reason for this is that they are larping faggots who want the Moral High Ground™.

Theodore John Kaczynski™

Main article: Unabomber

Ted Kaczynski, more commonly Unabomber or Uncle Ted, is one of the figureheads of Anti-Consumerism™, Green Anarchism™, and Ecofascism™. He is Best Known For™ his book "Industrial Society And Its Future™", which is quoted endlessly by people who have never once read it and consisted of his thoughts about modern society and how it has corrupted people's minds and lives and caused suffering worldwide, which is mostly true. He was a victim of the CIA™ mindrape experiments of MKUltra™ and attempted to troon out as a result of this which he ultimately went back on. He also expressed desires to kill infants, innocent people for no reason (rather than actual proponents of industrialism), and return to monkey.

Primalists

Primalists are people who follow the primal lifestyle, which consists of sleeping on pelts, eating raw/rotting meat, and killing your food. While it is mostly retarded and adopted by deranged faggots like Goatis™, there are a few primal figures that are actually worth following, such as Aajonus Vonderplanits™.

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