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Santa
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Santa Claus, also known as Santa for short, is a chubby, rosie cheeked old man who resides in the North Pole. He wears a red suit, trousers and hat with white fur trimmings, a black belt with a golden buckle, a large brown bag which contains many presents, and big black boots for traversing through the snow. He spends most of his days eating a vartiety of hearty, home-made desserts prepared by his wife, Mrs. Claus. Whenever he's not enjoying a lovely Christmas pudding, and as Christmas day approaches, Santa Claus gets to work, for it's his job to deliver all of the presents to the boys and girls who have been well-behaved each year. He keeps track of this with his Naughty and Nice List. The children who are nice will recieve gifts, while the misbehaved, naughty children will recieve coal. With the help of his team of the hard-working elves in his workshop, he manages to make all of the gifts for the boys and girls, spreading joy to many families worldwide.
Santa Claus makes his depature on the night of Christmas Eve, delivering all of the presents just in time for Christmas day. His mode of transport is a magical, flying sleigh, steered by his trusted reindeer. Over the course of the night, he visits billions of households and leaves the correct presents for each well-behaved child. Upon arriving at a house, he makes his way into the living room by travelling down the chimney. One of his favourite things to snack on during his hard work are a few milk n' cookies paired with a nice, warm glass of milk. If you plan on giving Santa a treat, be sure to leave it by the fireplace so he doesn't forget it.
On Christmas morning, while you're tearing into your gifts, Santa Claus will be travelling home, content with the night of hard work. As the snow begins to settle and the mild sun rests among the winter clouds, Santa will be hanging up his hat and kicking off his boots, for another year Christmas has been made delightfully jolly, and all will be peaceful and quiet in his and Mrs. Claus' humble cabin. Or at least until December rolls around again.
The reindeer[edit | edit source]
Santa Claus is accompanied by 9 reindeer, their names go as follows:
Rudolph is best known for having a bright, red, shiny nose (if you saw it in person you would probably say it glows) which subjected him to a lot of bullying from the other reindeer. The bullying was so bad that the other reindeer would call him names and even exclude him from other reindeer games. On a particularly foggy Christmas Eve, Santa Claus intervened and requested for Rudolph to guide the sleigh. Following this, the reputation of Rudolph grew massively among the other reindeer. They exclaimed "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, you'll go down in history!". Of which, he did.
Facts about Santa[edit | edit source]
- He is also known as St. Nicholas
- He is a fatass
- Scrooge seethes at him (ev&oe he loved christmas at the end of the book)
His first name is an anagram for “Satan”MEDS- He stays btfoing the grinch
- He is a DNB in every month except December (Or November if you're a retard)
- Only nophono knows why this page is being edited in July.
- He wears a red hat
to hide the leaves on his headbecause it's cold
