Santa

💗 This is about something very lovely and wholesome! 💗 How amazing!

This page and its contents are very /calm/ing. Feel free to sit back and relax while reading this page.

Santa Claus, also called Santa for short, is a chubby rose cheeked man in red who resides in the North Pole, and only leaves to give gifts to the world during Christmas.

He spreads joy to many families worldwide, and he has a team of elves in his workshop to mass-produce the gifts.

Facts about Santa

• He is also known as St. Nicholas
• He likes Milk n' cookies
• He is a fatass
• Scrooge seethes at him
• He stays btfoing the grinch
• He is a DNB in every month except December
• Only nophono knows why this page is being edited in March
• He wears a red hat to hide the leaves on his head because it's cold