Saving the Soysphere

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The "Saving the Soysphere" thread in the Schlog was originally created to track down Kuz's reddit account on multiple Gore subreddits and imageboard sites. It derailed into a conversation about how Froot is evil and is activly ruining the site to finnaly a brainstorming thread on ideas to save the Soysphere before another Soypacolypse happens. This page is still heavily unfinished, and will be added to and refined. Even doe parts of this page are saying "Kill Froot die die die" we'd rather Froot step up to the mantle and become a good admin. More Schlog references and sources will be added too, possibly some time tables.

Watch out for any edits made by seething discorders as they are seething crybaby's who will try and cover up real information and the truth about xemselves.

It has been suggested for a section of this page to be split into its own separate article: Kuz's Guro network. Discuss. [This page was last edited at 08:29, 11 October 2025 (EST)]

Kuz Guro Reddit[edit | edit source]

Trust me, this is important to xer overarching story.

Schlog user "Dr. Soytan" discovered a Kiwi Farms thread talking about how Kuz, former admin of Soyjak.Party was running a Guro (Sexualized gore) ring between "GuroChan" and a Reddit page named "r/guro".[1] Investigation led to the discovery that Kuz may actually not be running the site (Debated if he actually ever did run them at all, or if he did at some point he might have left), with multiple admin accounts existing and none of them being easily identifiable as being related to Soyjaks or Kuz in any way. Investigation was slow due to the fact that the subreddit was full of gore and nobody wanted to see that.

Kuz does have aids, meds now


Here is a list of the Admins and their information:

  • u/notweirdiswear - Likely alt account, only used for posting on "r/guro" and "r/cockvore"
  • u/chaosmarine123 - assumed to be a main account, has lots of reddit karma, mainly posts on Warhammer and Warhammer porn subreddits.
  • TwinLizard - Thought to be a real admin, low karma score points it to an alt account though
  • Konomu - Thought to be an alt created at a very similar time to TwinLizard, likley TwinLizard's alt
  • Problomatic_Toy - alt, nothing of interest
  • Febuary_kun - alt, nothing of note
  • HentiaSauce_Bot - Literal gooner cyborg mainframe
  • HSpamslayer - alt, because I said so [2]
    After more digging, it was discovered that Kuz most likley did NOT own r/guro, but only owned GuroChan. Howver Kuz is still disgusting in the end like usual. It was still slightly public knowledge that Kuz owned GuroChan before acquiring the Sharty, but there's still some speculation involved if he actually did own it in the first place.[3]


Some random r/guro admin got doxed by us while we were investigating and I believe that it was literally bu5t getiing doxed for the ninth time in a row, but I think it was deleted afterwards[4] <--- MEDS NOW


The Kuz guro sphere actually might be larger, as ties going back to 2016, and even 2014 are found through diffrent reddit accounts interacting with Kuz, even another Guro subreddit called r/wholesomeguro was discovered, and a mod there called "GuroFlower" made a long post rambling on about literal reddit gore drama between them and Kuz.[5] Even more speculation is made when people realize Guroflower is probably just an alt created by Kuz to suck himself off. Kuz doesn't seem to be running the main sites anymore, either retired or just really well disguised. Some theories claim that Kuz used his Guro ring of influence to recruit pro-Kuz Sharty users.

How Froot ruined the Soysphere[edit | edit source]

Not too terribly long after pointing out how Kuz is a massive pedophile degenerate, it was pointed out that Froot is also quite like that, as to go as far as being caught larping as Jeffery Epstein in his own Discord server <--- he made a single epstein joke. Froot also had 'p on the sharty for anywhere between 3 - 12 hours, with him, nor any of his jannies or admin staff deleting it. Many Sharty users probably quit the site together and probably joined some splinter group made by fags.

Rare photo of froot after a long session of datamining
Rare Image of Froot after a long session of datamining every schlogteen who dared posting gems on the shitty

Froot also let the worst parts of the internet onto the Sharty, causing a large group of cordmonkeys, twitter immigrants, and unfunny gooners to take over the site. Posting Gems also became outlawed, and mandatory gooning was enforced. Froot also hired the entirety of his discord server a ton of random pooners to become "FDL soldiers", enforcing zero rules whatsoever. You will usually find some janny posting thier glowing orange self inserts under random posts in hopes of scaring soyteens from ever posting gems again. Even random who's will larp as FDL's in hopes of getting promoted and invited to the frootcord where they can be groomed by Froot. No, you will not see an FDL janny outside of /soy/ because why would a janny ever actually do xis job, and there's 100 boards too many to leak at so they focus xer attentions on just that board.


> I want this as well, but mostly because Froot is easily the worst fucking admin to ever inherit the Shitty, he's at the same level as Max, the only thing he needs to do to surpass him in Jewry is re-enable porn ads. He does jack shit to help the site, leaves everything to his personal janny cabal, which leads to these cancerous events that nobody gives a shit about <
Extremly worried schlog user



Froot also is a tub of lard who's too lazy to have the .party domain actually stay connected to the sharty. THE ENTIRE .PARTY DOMAIN WAS LOST BECAUSE FROOT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN ALL HIS ADMINS AND JANNIES WARNED HIM THAT HE WAS GOING TO LOSE IT, AND NOW HE GOT IT BACK AND DECIDES TO JUST MAKE IT A REDIRECT TO THE .ST DOMAIN. <---even though it's only a redirect for now because there's a waiting period for moving domains froot stop being such a lazy troon and go change the st. domain back to .party so new users can actually go to the site they looked up. I doubt we'll ever get it back though, as froot uploaded new banners with the .st domain name in them after re-acquiring the .party name. Jannies are also referring to it as Soyjak.Street instead of the usual name, so the Party is over. Can't even call it the "Sharty" anymore, we all have to call it the 'Shitty', a fitting name for the site froot had worked so hard to ruin. Froot is too busy on his Discord server [6]or splurging on Kiwi Farms threads to actually make the site better, or even useable. Many sharty admins have tried begging Froot to fix the site, but his excuses were either him being high, or his quote from Kiwi Farms saying something like:

Froot's Kiwi Farms quote


"I'm not a game developer, I don't make updates so users like the site, I make bad ones on purpose. The sites never going to appeal to you again, so leave before I ban you!"

^unsurprisingly deboonked since Froot claimed himself that he is a game developer, taking credit for helping a lot in the making of Five Night's at Cobson's.


Unsurprising that Froot, the main developer, the literal owner of the website claims not to be a developer pandering to people's interests, yet constantly makes worse and worse updates all the time pandering to nobody whatsoever, causing the site to become worse and infested with trannies and 'corders. The site, that ran perfectly despite very large problems in the past, suddenly tanked, ran terribly and constantly froze and crashed. Froot had installed Dataminers directly onto the site, hoping to sell data directly to the feds. He had merged the Sharty, the SoyBooru, the Schlog, and the Wiki onto the same shared server, so not only had the sharty been turned into a mess of a website, now every Soysphere site had been lumped together in the same potato server. Somehow, the offsite splinter sharty clones ended up running better than the real sharty. You can legitamlly tell, not even joking whatsoever, when an admin logs onto your site, because either the website will lag and freeze, or cloudfare disconnects.

PPH AND THE BOARD ADVENT[edit | edit source]

Froot also widely avoids discussion about PPH (posts per hour created on the sharty) , with the average PPH sometimes not even reaching above 500 pph in a day. The average PPH was monitored by both worried Schlogteens, and Froot, who heroicly stepped up to add 500 more boards, and delete the gemmy boards from the sharty. His Board Advent where he larped as a random admin named "The Mad Titan", he deleted /raid/ in fears tnat brave soyteen soldiers might discover his Frootcord and destroy it. He replaced it with FPE, a gooner bait thread about a 16 year old tranny's youtube series, and teamed up with two cordmonkeys, Cobsontalks to create leftiwing Islamic countrywar boards. 24 boards were created, all of them terrible. Froot had almost effectively killed soyspeak, with his Christmas worfilter, essentially turning every word like "Gem" "Thread" "Tranny" into Christmas themed words. So the phrase: "A gem was spotted on a thread within the sharty" turned into "A present was spotted on a bread within the North Pole". Nobody actually ended up knowing what people were saying to eachother.


During all of this, the soyteens on the sharty turned feral, and began raiding other threads and boards in hopes of things returning to normal. Many Soytan gooner threads appeared with them getting over 300 comments each, most of them worryingly not spammers, but gooners. Chuds raided the other boards, trying to flood threads with seizure gifs of nazi related imagery. FDL was sure to also spam their janny self inserts, in hopes that the crowds would calm down. An actual soyjak hadn't been seen in around 30 minutes and nothing was being done. a Cytube was hosted, but hostile cord pedos tried rading it the entire time and the chats kept getting purged. meanwhile zero good videos, let alone soyjak videos were being played and instead someone kept spamming Indian music videos and MLP clips. In the end the chat was shut down, as alt imitation accounts started flooding the chat trying to bait people by rambling about transgender rights and diapers. Gigaquoting has overtaken Pepe, and NAS gooner bait is flooding the entirity of soy. A thread hating on the SoyBooru was created, showing the trans gooners of the shaty's next target, as the thread had recieved over 300 replies. This has been going on for days, /soy/ has all but fallen at this point. More banners exist about deleted boards now than boards actually still exist. The Five Nights at Cobson's link was also deleted for some reason, but I can't confirm if this happened or not.

Froot also directly installed Frootware malware onto every Schlogteen's device, causing icons to appear letting them know that they had been mined. Rumors of a Froot bionic chip being created to install into the back of your head so he can tell your age was also thrown around at the time, but was easily debunked as a joke and wiki filler. However the Schlog did get much better when an 18+ age requirement was implemented. Lots of new 'Toss comics and hand drawn gemeralds were created to make fun of Froot as well, gemmying up the SoyBooru as more effort was going into creating higher quality gems. Slopjaks are also on the decline, as malicous offsite discorders had instead flooded the feed with forced brimstone. Many Sharty users even named it "The Brimstone Christmas" with a collection of forced variants as the banner.

The sheer amount of rouge jannies has increased, as many of them had gone about leaking IP's. Froot also hired a brown 'p obsessed European namefag called Sating for the 'Broo that turned out to be BU5T, and then when Schlogdevs actually peer-reviewed Froot's terrible decision they discovered that Sating had the very similar IP adresses to multiple banned spam accounts and BU5T's own account. Sating then tried taking xer seething hatred for the SoyBooru now and created 500 alt accounts to try and raid different posts. Even doe Sating was a fast approver, xey only seemed to approve pooner slop and brimstone posts. Froot decided that he was going to fix his mistake and make another 'P obsessed European namefag as Sating's replacement. Froot Also teamed up with CobsonTalks, another 'P associated discorder to make multiple boards, all of them leftwing chud seething pots. It's official, almost everyone running the sharty are discord trannies, who despite having discord xemselves, will ban you for having discord. There is no such thing as a "Non-hostile" Discord as all discord users are trannies. Many avid discord users will try and defend xemselves with such claims, only to be caught with foodist pedophiles as xer moderation team.

Froot should never drop the soap keeeeeeeek

RULE 3 IS RULE 3 NO DISCORD!!!!! THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!!!! NOT EVEN FOR FROOT!!!! KILL FROOT FOR BEING A DISCORD TRANNY!!!!![6]

Froot is becoming less and less popular every day, and he only appeared once this year to delete some thread making fun of him for tripping as a kid. Froot has more negative 'toss's made of him than supportive ones, and the largest Froot supporters are all getting banned for having der' cord. Even xis FDL larpers are turning against Froot as they are bombarded with literal Pepe porn raids. Froot has done absolutely nothing except delete a thread making fun of him and swapping /soy/ and /pol/ again because /soy/ makes his feelings hurt. Froot is too busy in his Frootcord to fix any of the problems affecting the soyshpere, and if he did stop going on discord, Froot would likely just ban this page and create another /fpe/ board.

Frootist's perspective on Froot's[edit | edit source]

Some people say that Froot is not to blame entirely for how the sites are tanking, and that it's a multitude of factors out of Froot's control. Many people have pointed out that Froot did stop the Soypacolypse, and reverted a lot of the changes that Max left on the Sharty. While Max did try and rob DOLL out of every single penny that he had, and left many users obsessed with BBC jokes as a result of forcing BLACKED.com ads on the site, Froot did remove porn ads altogether, and isn't stealing DOLL's credit card every second. Many gemmy raids and the like have also happened under the froot administration, ordering the 'za to the worst people found on the internet. Many also could claim that Froot couldn't really destroy the SoyBooru or schlog as he was too busy fixing the sharty. The same claim also says that the 'Broo users and Schlogteens themselves are the ones destroying the Soysphere, and that Froot has nothing to do with it.

Froot is kind, orange and not Max 2.0

The redirect was created because allegedly there's a waiting period for changing domains, and Froot is working hard to get it back. The Advent plan did create a lot of new boards, some of them sucking, but soyteens get to vote on what boards to keep. /raid/ was also deleted as it was too risky to have on such a large site. Thanos is probably not an alt of Froot, but we still don't know for sure. The 'p staying up on the feed was also not Froot's fault, as tons of jannies were hired to remove said problems.


> Gorbachov was Soot because he promoted racism and transphobia in the tolerant Soyjak community and Froot is like the future fuhrer of the new socialist reich that will end transphobia <
Confused Schlogteen



Froot's real intention behind the video game developer quote was saying that he doesn't want to pander to the individual needs of the few, but to the glory of all soyteens everywhere person, but instead focus on creating updates that will help the site in general.


The FDL actually DO keep the site in check, and are not lazy. Media approval assures that 'p and malicious imagery off the schlog, while hiding any that had slipped through the cracks with friendly reassuring FDL propoganda. Any negative happenings with the FDL can be tied to unassociated soyteens pretending to be jannies. Namefagging was also removed entirely as the SoyBooru and Blog exist and allow namefagging. Removing it also discourages self inserting, countrywars, and slopjaks from infecting the sharty, as nobody really knows who is who. The Cytube event was also considered gemmy, as Sneed's Feed and Seed regulary came through, as well as Kuz leaks and megawatt converter appreciation videos (no I did not request them I promise it was someone else). Jannies also kept hostile discord and tiktok forces at bay, as many of them had tried spamming the chats. Froot only made one Epstien Joke, and the drugs were just a joking excuse. His discord server is also said to be crucial as there needed to be a real time chat for admins in case something went wrong. Some theorize that Froot's own admins have gone rouge and that Froot no longer has the capacity to control them. Many Rouge jannies will leak IP addresses at the slightest inconvenience, and many anti-froot sharty banners were made and uploaded. We also don't know exactly what changes to the Sharty were directly made, or even ordered by Froot.


But nobody thinks this and everyone hates Froot.