Soyfest

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Perhaps you were looking for the holiday that celebrates the creation date of the Soylent beverage, which is also called Soyfest.

A Soyfest is a score-based team battle game event PSY-OP that is officially sanctioned by the soyjak.party website to boost PPH.

It works by selecting a team in a drop-down menu every time you post/reply on soyjak.party. Each post/reply sends a certain amount of points to a point tracker that appears on the top of the page site-wide. The team with the most points at the end of the Soyfest is declared the winner, and receives nothing besides bragging rights. For now, there two teams for every Soyfest, although there could theoretically be more than two in future Soyfests.

The first Soyfest took place from June 20th-24, 2024, occuring nearly immediately after Froot and Root's takeover from NuAdmin Root taking off his NuAdmin mask[1]. The first one has been the most prolific, garnering various edits and massive hype. It's also the most well documented. So far, there have been four Soyfests.

The name "Soyfest" is theorized PROVEN to come from the "Splatfest" feature in the Splatoon games, which functions almost exactly the same way as a Soyfest, except points are won by winning the match for a certain team. If true, it means Root, who coined the term, is a SLVT for Big Squid Cock.

List of Soyfests[edit | edit source]

As evidenced by the red link and multiple TBD's, this section is poorly documented.
Soyfests
Soyfest Name Teams Start date End date Winner Loser
Team Total Points Percentage Team Total Points Percentage
Soyfest 1 Water Park Beach June 20, 2024

XX:XX UTC (TBD)

June 24, 2024

XX:XX UTC (TBD)

Beach 1,741,644.3014666506056187 54.91% Water Park 1,430,056.8819801640096046 45.09%
Soyfest 2 Kilometres Miles July 4, 2024

6:30 UTC

July 4th/5th Miles a lot or something TBD Kilometres less or whatever TBD
Soyfest 3 Lime Lemon July 22, 2024 TBD Lime TBD TBD Lemon TBD TBD
Soyfest 4 Winter Summer September 7th TBD Winter TBD TBD Summer TBD TBD
Summer 2025its not a Soyfest but it also was a score-based shit Early Bird Night Owl July 17, 2025 July 24, 2025[it just is, ok?] Early Bird nobody cares nobody cares Night Owl nobody cares nobody cares

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