
Soyfest 1
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Soyfest 1 | |||||||
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Part of Soyfests | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
Supported By: NuDev |
Supported By: Root [1] | ||||||
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Strength | |||||||
Watercucks | Beachfags | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
300,000 less points than Team Beach | Many otherwise productive hours lost |
Soyfest 1, also known as The Water Park-Beach War, The Summer Clash, or The Summer Skirmish (June 20, 2024 - June 24, 2024) was the first ever Soyfest. It was fought between Team Water Park and
Team Beach.
Team Beach managed to maintain more points for nearly the entire time, although Team Water Park was able to top Team Beach a few times early on. In the end, Team Beach won the Soyfest with over 300,000 more points than Team Water Park.
To join either side, all a soyteen had to do was click the drop down menu while posting and select either side. A sitewide tracker counted points towards both sides. The exact points given per post was unknown, but for both sides, making more posts was the general strategy. Thus, the main objective was to get the most points. The concept is similar to 4cuck's 2018 April Fools' Event.[2] A new site style was also introduced, Pina Coalada.
It was the first Soyfest, and thus was the first conflict to feature a point tracker. It also occurred nearly immediately after the return of Root and Froot, which raised some eyebrows.
War History[edit | edit source]

Within the first hour, Team Beach made a quick gain on Team Water Park. Team Water Park managed to turn the tides briefly. Later, Team Beach earned a consistent lead of at least 10,000 points. Quickly, both sides espoused a kayfabe disliking of one another. Both sides frequently falseflagged each other and made edits. They also spammed in dedicated threads, frequently transforming the spam waves into spam duels.
Throughout the first day, Nudev implemented several measures to hinder point farming. This made spamming for points less significant. Farm methods became increasingly elaborate, from initially using ratio scripts and quote buttons, to spamming random sections from the book of Genesis, wikipedia, and SCP articles, to asking GPT to scramble essays into complete jibberish. Initially, these methods were very effective, but later on, they barely made a dent in the numbers. Team Water Park especially used this when they fell behind, successfully catching up to Team Beach at times. Once the spam penalties were fully enacted, Team Beach saw massive gains. ~36 hours into the contest, Team Beach was 125k points ahead of Team Water Park. Spam was no longer present at this time.
When the point meter froze and the drop-down menus were removed on June 24th, Team Beach ended up with over 300,000 more points than Team Water Park. Root later announced Team Beach as the winner, and then announced Soyfest 2 would take place the following week.
Team Water Park vs. Team Beach propaganda[edit | edit source]
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>Slopjak = Automatic victory!
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Pina Coalada style[edit | edit source]
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Pina Coalada style background, mobile version
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Pina Coalada style background, desktop version
Citations
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