Soyjak Wiki:NOTHERE

This topic relates to this very wikiHere be edit wars, censorship and template spam.

This page is a gem.

A soyentists depiction of how the average NOTHERE victim looks like.

So you decided to be a FAGGOT and shit up the glorius Soyjak Wiki for your entertainment, and are now pissed that you're banned, huh?

Welp, if so, here are some of the things you DIDN'T do wrong:

• Having a different opinion.
  • Disagreeing with Staff.
  • Writing a perspective page that we didn't like.
• Doing an unfunny.
  • Making some controversial, yet unharmful and obviously satire jokes.
• Being a tranny, fag, pooner (all in the literal sense) or whatever other creature you are.
• Unintentionally not following The Holy Bibble.
  • Disliking the POONERsausage-raping of whatever template you just spent 1 hour meticulously hand-crafting.
  • Is was a ESL and wrotings of many pages with it.

And here are some things that you 100% DID do wrong:

• Continuously edit warring.
• Vandalizing pages for no good reason.
  • Changing multiple pages to call and/or portray various people muhfuggen pedoughs without any real proper citiations. This is a lot more damaging than your 2iq brain thinks it is.
• Using this site as a platform to shill whatever the hell product, group, or ideology you're obsessed with spreading
• Intentionally going against the Soyjak Wiki holy bibble multiple times, even when warned otherwise
• Doing something that the IRL jannies didn't like, which we can't let you do for a few obvious reasons.
  • Being a pedophile, lolicon or zoophile is grounds for immediate banning.
• Trying to get us SHUT THE FUCK DOWN or sharted on.
• And doing tons of other malicious shit that i can't be bothered to list.

Now, if you learned from your mistakes, or you believe you were falsely DETAINED, you can appeal your ban and say oh just how sorry you are to the joons.

And if not, well we have a handy little acronym for you: -CLICK!

GET
THE
FUCK
OUT!

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And please, do as we say instead of ban evading or sharting up your own talk page. It'll be easier for all of us, you included.