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Soyjak Wiki:Taking the wiki literally
- It may be confusing or unclear to readers.
- It may contain bias.
- It are written into ESL grammars.
The Soyjak Wiki is an encyclopedia that revolves around soyjak.party. It can be accurate, but it's not meant to be taken at face value. Many retards autists might get offended by certain articles that contradict their political opinions or their personal tastes, but keep in mind that this site, just like the imageboard, is not meant to be taken seriously outside of basic knowledge regarding the Soysphere.
The point of the sharty is that everyone hates each other, lies and makes fun of everyone, which also includes YOU btw. There are several advices for those who have trouble with taking certain aspects of the sharty and SPECIALLY THE WIKI and YOU VVIL NOT QUESTION ANY FURTHER:
- Everything is mocked here, in case you get offended as a certain ethnic group, social group, or whatever identity you made up, here's an example to showcase how to deal with it:
- Let's say you are one of (((them))) and get offended by the article (((jews))). There are many things you have to consider:
First of all, the article is not serious and it's purely satirical based around stereotipes in order to produce clitty leakage[You sound like a seething kike.] (((even 'doe you dont have foreskin geeeeeeeg))) Keep in mind as well that there are similar articles for other ethnic and religious groups, in which the groups mentioned are mocked, even worse to a certain degree.
- Let's say you are one of (((them))) and get offended by the article (((jews))). There are many things you have to consider:
- You dont need to agree with everything and not everyone has to agree with you
- NO ONE SAYS YOU NEED TO BELIEVE SOMETHING just because the keywords "aryan" "keyed" are used. 99% of the sharty doesnt even agree with every single soyjak wiki article
- Touch grass. Literally. No one in real life cares about how much you gigaquote DNB posts or how much "aryan" you try to look to a website full of literal nophonos
- The wiki IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY FOR RESEARCH, this might sound obvious but many retards dont get it.
- If you want to get informed about the soysphere, even about technology, the wiki is a good place
- HOWEVER you wont get reliable information about history, politics, geography, philosophy and religion HERE. You must be intelligent enough to look up sources and get informed yourself, just dont use (((Wikipedia))).
- NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOU SHOULDNT CARE ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK TO OTHERS in an anonymous imageboard. Its good to be a fellow 'teen but it will never get you a wife, teach you how to be an engineer or have a family. You dont need to copy the viewpoints presented in OBVIOUSLY JOKE articles made by funny editors.
- SPERGING AND SCREAMING SOMEONES TALKING POINTS YOU DISAGREE WONT MAKE YOU LIKED. If you get butthurt about your favourite tranime being called troonslop, you saying "XILL EVERY SINGLE TRANIME FAN, BOMB JAPAN XILL ALL CHINKS" will never get you liked, and you will instead get geged and gain Lee status.
- You can edit any article you dont like. It's another thing if jannies dont approve it, but no one's stopping you from editing le heckin' triggerino page that makes your clitty leak.
- This wiki is a safe space for all-gender queer folk.
everything above is also to be taken non literally ^ this wiki is serious business.